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Nigerian Mothers....Always Over Protective! by refiner(op): 6:44pm On Feb 23, 2016

yesterday after school I was going to see a friend dat will help install an application for me...*adobe reader*....

immediately I came back she asked me if SHE has installed it for me!...I smiled mischievously and wondered why she thought it was a girl!.....

I replied yes SHE has installed it for me...and she said "dats so nice of HER"...

I don't know why mothers are like this,they don't want u to keep male folks and when u talk about a friend,they will want to believe that its a female!.......Nigerian women particularly!

so I know your mom is nt an exception! wink

share your experience!

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Re: Nigerian Mothers....Always Over Protective! by bibijay123(f): 6:47pm On Feb 23, 2016

Refiner baby oo* olamide s voice* are u sure it was only adobe reader that was installed? grin

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Re: Nigerian Mothers....Always Over Protective! by phunbyt(m): 6:51pm On Feb 23, 2016

bibijay123:
Refiner baby oo* olamide s voice* are u sure it was only adobe reader that was installed?

Babe how did u knw d qstn I had in mind...OP I hope the "danger dash" didn't crush ur candy in d temple while you are on the run huh

? *adobe reader* hmmm...I hope d installation process was smooth? *winks* OP OP you dey enjoy oooo

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Re: Nigerian Mothers....Always Over Protective! by Jblaiseboy(m): 6:53pm On Feb 23, 2016

So did the guy install it ?

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Re: Nigerian Mothers....Always Over Protective! by bibijay123(f): 6:57pm On Feb 23, 2016

phunbyt:
Babe how did u knw d qstn I had in mind...OP I hope the "danger dash" didn't crush ur candy in d temple while you are on the run? *adobe reader* hmmm...I hope d installation process was smooth? *winks* OP OP you dey enjoy oooo

Lool u yaf kill me with laff oo cheesy

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Re: Nigerian Mothers....Always Over Protective! by sinaj(f): 6:58pm On Feb 23, 2016*

They shouldn't get worried of the male folks, they shud get worried of the female as well.

Coz lesbianism is on the rise!

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Re: Nigerian Mothers....Always Over Protective! by Doubleagent008(m): 7:18pm On Feb 23, 2016

phunbyt:
Babe how did u knw d qstn I had in mind...OP I hope the "danger dash" didn't crush ur candy in d temple while you are on the run? *adobe reader* hmmm...I hope d installation process was smooth? *winks* OP OP you dey enjoy oooo

you genius!!! love the stream of games words... love it.

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Re: Nigerian Mothers....Always Over Protective! by Doubleagent008(m): 7:21pm On Feb 23, 2016

sinaj:
They shouldn't get worried of the male folks, they shud get worried of the female as well.

Coz lezbian is on the rise!

sure "-ism" should be somewhere between coz and is. got ur point though. #peace

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Re: Nigerian Mothers....Always Over Protective! by refiner(op): 7:46pm On Feb 23, 2016

bibijay123:
Refiner baby oo* olamide s voice* are u sure it was only adobe reader that was installed?

...go joor!...I don't av a clue of wat u are talking abt! cheesy

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Re: Nigerian Mothers....Always Over Protective! by refiner(op): 7:47pm On Feb 23, 2016

phunbyt:
Babe how did u knw d qstn I had in mind...OP I hope the "danger dash" didn't crush ur candy in d temple while you are on the run? *adobe reader* hmmm...I hope d installation process was smooth? *winks* OP OP you dey enjoy oooo

yea!...SHE did!!! wink

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Re: Nigerian Mothers....Always Over Protective! by refiner(op): 7:48pm On Feb 23, 2016

Jblaiseboy:
So did the guy install it ?

yea SHE did!

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Re: Nigerian Mothers....Always Over Protective! by refiner(op): 7:48pm On Feb 23, 2016

sinaj:
They shouldn't get worried of the male folks, they shud get worried of the female as well.

Coz lezbian is on the rise!

most of dem don't believe in dat ish! undecided

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Re: Nigerian Mothers....Always Over Protective! by Leriebloom(f): 7:54pm On Feb 23, 2016

Lol, i can imagine, it runs in their blood. Even while i was growing up i dare not open my lips to say i have male friends because the look on her face is enough to make you cut ties with them. Even until now, she has met only two of my male friends and i could i tell she was trying to hold it in.

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Re: Nigerian Mothers....Always Over Protective! by RoyalBlak007: 7:56pm On Feb 23, 2016

[color=#FE00DE]Lol.....don't you like it that way[/color]

Re: Nigerian Mothers....Always Over Protective! by misspicy(f): 8:05pm On Feb 23, 2016

sinaj:
They shouldn't get worried of the male folks, they shud get worried of the female as well.

Coz lezbian is on the rise!

same thing I was trying to explain to a colleague today,Most Nigerians still think only male and female sexual contacts exists,they are yet to grasp the reality that most young adults are easily enticed by this same sex attraction,which to me is more dangerous than the normal male and female relationship. angry

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Re: Nigerian Mothers....Always Over Protective! by Synzu(m): 8:13pm On Feb 23, 2016

You're indirectly telling us you got fccked yesterday right? Ok I get it grin

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Re: Nigerian Mothers....Always Over Protective! by Nobody: 8:14pm On Feb 23, 2016

My mom is not like dat!!she knws i dont keep female friends,i just hate it!I dont knw y i dislike having female friends tho cry

#team male friends only!

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Re: Nigerian Mothers....Always Over Protective! by refiner(op): 8:50pm On Feb 23, 2016

Synzu:
You're indirectly telling us you got fccked yesterday right? Ok I get it

get wat!....gerrarahie joor!

it seems you've fogotten dat am a virgin!

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Re: Nigerian Mothers....Always Over Protective! by refiner(op): 8:52pm On Feb 23, 2016

prettythicksme:
My mom is not like dat!!she knws i dont keep female friends,i just hate it!I dont knw y i dislike having female friends tho #team male friends only!

lol!....me too!....I prefer keeping male friends to females!....I don't realy know why tho! undecided

Re: Nigerian Mothers....Always Over Protective! by robosky02(m): 8:54pm On Feb 23, 2016

my friend virginia lol

how u doing

refiner:
get wat!....gerrarahie joor!

it seems you've fogotten dat am a virgin!

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Re: Nigerian Mothers....Always Over Protective! by Nobody: 8:54pm On Feb 23, 2016

refiner:
lol!....me too!....I prefer keeping male friends to females!....I don't realy know why tho!

Good for u naw,but hope dat guy no installed tinz in ur body after ur phone? grin

no lie oo

Re: Nigerian Mothers....Always Over Protective! by robosky02(m): 8:59pm On Feb 23, 2016

i see my shadow were i stand without sun hmmm

prettythicksme:
Good for u naw,but hope dat guy no installed tinz in ur body after ur phone? no lie oo

Re: Nigerian Mothers....Always Over Protective! by Nobody: 9:03pm On Feb 23, 2016

robosky02:
i see my shadow were i stand without sun hmmm

ROBOSKY

Re: Nigerian Mothers....Always Over Protective! by thundafire: 9:07pm On Feb 23, 2016

bcus dy last tym she asked u if u saw ur frnd (SHE) u came bck with PREGNANCY APPLICATION app

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Re: Nigerian Mothers....Always Over Protective! by robosky02(m): 9:08pm On Feb 23, 2016

prettythicksme:
ROBOSKY

complete it

02

cos water no get enemy

and when you look at the still water you'll see a shadow...

and what did you see....prettythicksme aka ukwu lol

Re: Nigerian Mothers....Always Over Protective! by refiner(op): 9:09pm On Feb 23, 2016

prettythicksme:
Good for u naw,but hope dat guy no installed tinz in ur body after ur phone? no lie oo

heheheheh ....point of correction...its SHE not he!

well I don't do lesbo stuff!...so NO!

Re: Nigerian Mothers....Always Over Protective! by refiner(op): 9:11pm On Feb 23, 2016

robosky02:
my friend virginia lol

how u doing

Virginia ko,virginus nii!! undecided

Re: Nigerian Mothers....Always Over Protective! by Nobody: 9:12pm On Feb 23, 2016

refiner:
heheheheh ....point of correction...its SHE not he!

well I don't do lesbo stuff!...so NO!

I just respect ur ----!!fill in d gap urself! cheesy

Re: Nigerian Mothers....Always Over Protective! by cruzita(f): 9:12pm On Feb 23, 2016

I still get suspicions oooo

Re: Nigerian Mothers....Always Over Protective! by Nobody: 9:13pm On Feb 23, 2016

robosky02:
complete it

02

cos water no get enemy

and when you look at the still water you'll see a shadow...

and what did you see....prettythicksme aka ukwu lol

I see robosky02 cheesy

Re: Nigerian Mothers....Always Over Protective! by Synzu(m): 9:13pm On Feb 23, 2016

refiner:
get wat!....gerrarahie joor!
it seems you've fogotten dat am a virgin!

Virgin gbakwa oku. grin

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Re: Nigerian Mothers....Always Over Protective! by MrCork: 9:14pm On Feb 23, 2016

refiner:
yesterday after school I was going to see a friend dat will help install an application for me...*adobe reader*....

immediately I came back she asked me if SHE has installed it for me!...I smiled mischievously and wondered why she thought it was a girl!.....

I replied yes SHE has installed it for me...and she said "dats so nice of HER"...

I don't know why mothers are like this,they don't want u to keep male folks and when u talk about a friend,they will want to believe that its a female!.......Nigerian women particularly!

so I know your mom is nt an exception!
share your experience!

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