I want a php programmer that i can rub mind with 4 christ sake. Naija so lame when it comes to good things! So angry!!

Dats becos u havnt seen them . This country has good programmers . YCT has a lot . Go to aptech etc . Dnt just come here and embarass urself .

ILoveMakonen:
I want a php programmer that i can rub mind with 4 christ sake. Naija so lame when it comes to good things! So angry!!

So how did u come about that conclusion that Nigerians ain't good? Ehn?

fattbabakay:
So how did u come about that conclusion that Nigerians ain't good? Ehn?

D progress of nairaland programming section says it all. They're all just hunting for money....e.g blog rats and visit my website mongurs

ILoveMakonen:
I want a php programmer that i can rub mind with 4 christ sake. Naija so lame when it comes to good things! So angry!!

No serious programmer will have time to be rubbing minds.

Guys gat a lot of projects to deal with.

So because you can not see a PHP programmer to rub mind, automatically all programmers in NIgeria sucks.

If i may advise you. QUIT PHP.

Pick Java or Dot Net. Thank me much later.

Tocheagle:
Dats becos u havnt seen them . This country has good programmers . YCT has a lot . Go to aptech etc . Dnt just come here and embarass urself .

I'm not embarrassing myself, this issue is alarming oo maybe NL is just not the place to search. Jeez!

dammytosh:


No serious programmer will have time to be rubbing minds.

Guys gat a lot of projects to deal with.

So because you can not see a PHP programmer to rub mind, automatically all programmers in NIgeria sucks.

If i may advise you. QUIT PHP.

Pick Java or Dot Net. Thank me much later.

*sighing Maybe u're right i shd go for java that i can learn somehow by myself.

ILoveMakonen:
*sighing Maybe u're right i shd go for java that i can learn somehow by myself.

Trust me, i can't be wrong on this.

I have been paying my bills 100% for 10years plus with proceed from software development. If you know what that means.

dammytosh:


Trust me, i can't be wrong on this.

I have been paying my bills 100% for 10years plus with proceed from software development. If you know what that means.

That's great. I wish i could just find someone to guide me tru these hard times

@OP, you are just wasting your time here. The programmers on nairaland code faster with their mouths. . . .you go frustrate for here.

ILoveMakonen:
That's great. I wish i could just find someone to guide me tru these hard times

Just be focused.

There are plenty materials online and there is no problem you will not find the solution online.

Don't give up at all. You are on the right track.

That is a field I can guarantee you a job any day any time if you know what you are doing.

I don't even know what to say, most programmers here just like to brag rather than actually coding.

dhtml18:
@OP, you are just wasting your time here. The programmers on nairaland code faster with their mouths. . . .you go frustrate for here.

Lol. I believe u gan!

dammytosh:


Just be focused.

There are plenty materials online and there is no problem you will not find the solution online.

Don't give up at all. You are on the right track.

That is a field I can guarantee you a job any day any time if you know what you are doing.

#TeamProg My life depends on programming so i assure u that i know wht i will do.

Good coders are here and good commenters here all so but anyway anambra people has the highest number of serious coders in Nigeria and here

silento:
Good coders are here and good commenters here all so but anyway anambra people has the highest number of serious coders in Nigeria and here

Smh

ILoveMakonen:
D progress of nairaland programming section says it all. They're all just hunting for money....e.g blog rats and visit my website mongurs

Dis is Nairaland bro, not stackoverflow or quora...get d shii right..

ILoveMakonen:
I want a php programmer that i can rub mind with 4 christ sake. Naija so lame when it comes to good things! So angry!!

Join a programming group on whatsapp...you'll encounter many tumble weeds, but I can assure you that you'll meet decent programmers there.

silento:
Good coders are here and good commenters here all so but anyway anambra people has the highest number of serious coders in Nigeria and here

Okay, maybe but tho am not sure...ama do some research later.

danidee10:


Join a programming group on whatsapp...you'll encounter many tumble weeds, but I can assure you that you'll meet decent programmers there.

Do you know of any group i can get into now? Just link me

dhtml18:
@OP, you are just wasting your time here. The programmers on nairaland code faster with their mouths. . . .you go frustrate for here.

You are so right. All they do is hunt greedily for money and look down on other programmers

ILoveMakonen:
D progress of nairaland programming section says it all. They're all just hunting for money....e.g blog rats and visit my website mongurs

Lol @ blog rats, you funny gan o. But really nairaland has the worst assortment of programmers that I have seen in Nigeria. All them do is brag and brag and make mouth with nothing to show for it.
Me to I brag many times mind you, but i have some things to show for it. But these bragado-people I am talking about ain't got nothing, zip, zero to even brag about.

It is on nairaland that you will see someone that claims to be a PHP expert, and will have nothing to show for it, not even a github or any code at all to post to help another programmer's situation, yet they will criticize your own code mercilessly/recklessly.

But on stackoverflow, programmers argue with codes constructively. . . .

dhtml18:

Lol @ blog rats, you funny gan o. But really nairaland has the worst assortment of programmers that I have seen in Nigeria. All them do is brag and brag and make mouth with nothing to show for it.
Me to I brag many times mind you, but i have some things to show for it. But these bragado-people I am talking about ain't got nothing, zip, zero to even brag about.

It is on nairaland that you will see someone that claims to be a PHP expert, and will have nothing to show for it, not even a github or any code at all to post to help another programmer's situation, yet they will criticize your own code mercilessly/recklessly.

But on stackoverflow, programmers argue with codes constructively. . . .

Bros na stackoverflow me dey go now now

If you are not lazy, you can contact me directly for any of those programming languages you have issues with. I am quite advanced with most programming languages. I wont baby seat though. You should have the basics already.

dhtml18:

Lol @ blog rats, you funny gan o. But really nairaland has the worst assortment of programmers that I have seen in Nigeria. All them do is brag and brag and make mouth with nothing to show for it.
Me to I brag many times mind you, but i have some things to show for it. But these bragado-people I am talking about ain't got nothing, zip, zero to even brag about.

It is on nairaland that you will see someone that claims to be a PHP expert, and will have nothing to show for it, not even a github or any code at all to post to help another programmer's situation, yet they will criticize your own code mercilessly/recklessly.

But on stackoverflow, programmers argue with codes constructively. . . .

101% Right I did love to say their are lot of baby programmer here, who wants to be spoon feed everything and later come back here to shit pooh rubbish.

dhtml18:

Lol @ blog rats, you funny gan o. But really nairaland has the worst assortment of programmers that I have seen in Nigeria. All them do is brag and brag and make mouth with nothing to show for it.
Me to I brag many times mind you, but i have some things to show for it. But these bragado-people I am talking about ain't got nothing, zip, zero to even brag about.

It is on nairaland that you will see someone that claims to be a PHP expert, and will have nothing to show for it, not even a github or any code at all to post to help another programmer's situation, yet they will criticize your own code mercilessly/recklessly.

But on stackoverflow, programmers argue with codes constructively. . . .

I did not criticize your code mercilessly/recklessly. You too get mouth sha. Rookie of life.

seunthomas:
If you are not lazy, you can contact me directly for any of those programming languages you have issues with. I am quite advanced with most programming languages. I wont baby seat though. You should have the basics already.

Who? but why? who told you that you are advanced? Who are the judges because you cannot claim to be advanced by yourself.
We need to vote on that, no github link or anything worth seeing except copy-and-paste stuffs? I beg to differ, please, please, dont try to deceive us here, because nobody is buying it. . . . .

seunthomas:

I did not criticize your code mercilessly/recklessly. You too get mouth sha. Rookie of life.

I am mouthed because I got stuffs to show for my mouth unlike some who code faster with their mouths.

dhtml18:

Who? but why? who told you that you are advanced? Who are the judges because you cannot claim to be advanced by yourself.
We need to vote on that, no github link or anything worth seeing except copy-and-paste stuffs? I beg to differ, please, please, dont try to deceive us here, because nobody is buying it. . . . .


I am mouthed because I got stuffs to show for my mouth unlike some who code faster with their mouths.

Dude i go dirty you na. I challenge you to a hackathon sissy.....

@dhtml18 just makes a lot of noise no action. Come for the challenge na. I am getting in-patient.......

ILoveMakonen:
I want a php programmer that i can rub mind with 4 christ sake. Naija so lame when it comes to good things! So angry!!

What problem are u facing in PHP ? . . . You can call me but I'm so busy theses days, have some projects to deliver soon.

In Nigeria, Devs, Programmers, Software Engineers, etc. are all elitists. Not all of us who feel there is always room for massive improvement, but a lot of Nigerians feel as if they are on top of the world if they are Programmers.

We are talking about the bad programming aura here but someone is still talking about a hackathon, to prove or do what?
Hackathons are for happy and respectful programmers and not a challenge comp
Please don't start the chest beating.

Let us all respect ourselves as programmers, we can collaborate and build things together.
My plans for this board is an open source project we all can contribute to and fork on github.