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Which Church Program Would You Want To Attend? (Hilarious Photos) by davseun2ta(op): 11:24am On Feb 26, 2016

Some fliers and bill boards are quite explanatory, as the IMAGE and theme (to those who can read) says it all...
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Oya!see below!!!

WHO TIE THE GOAT?

... hmm! Who tie the goat?
Plan to attend, then you shall know who tied the goat.

BONANZA: first 50 people to attend will get a free reason why the goat was tied!

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Re: Which Church Program Would You Want To Attend? (Hilarious Photos) by davseun2ta(op): 11:29am On Feb 26, 2016

.... WHO WAKE THE SLEEPING LION?

The lion in your life didn't just wake like that! Something prompted it! Come and get answers

Re: Which Church Program Would You Want To Attend? (Hilarious Photos) by davseun2ta(op): 11:34am On Feb 26, 2016*

KILL THEM BEFORE THEY KILL YOU

Yorubas would say "Eni to ba yaara ni Ogun ngbe" - meaning:it is he who is swift that escapes the bullet... I dunno if I got the Interpretation right sha o grin

Anyway, plan to attend, before them (village witches) attend to your matter grin

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Re: Which Church Program Would You Want To Attend? (Hilarious Photos) by davseun2ta(op): 11:37am On Feb 26, 2016

I CAN SMELL AMERICA

To those who want to travel to america!
Avail yourself for this program, so you would receive the power of strong smell grin

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Re: Which Church Program Would You Want To Attend? (Hilarious Photos) by davseun2ta(op): 11:45am On Feb 26, 2016

TIED DOWN IN THE VILLAGE BUT NEEDED IN THE CITY

shocked

shoooooo

This village witches ehn!!!!
If you still dey village , we need your attention for city.

Avail yourself for this program, trust the program will be held in the village and not in the city undecided

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Re: Which Church Program Would You Want To Attend? (Hilarious Photos) by herkeym001(m): 11:46am On Feb 26, 2016*

Who Tie The Goat

First to comment on FrontPage Thread for the first time, since 2011 wey I don join Nairaland.
I no even too happy self.

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Re: Which Church Program Would You Want To Attend? (Hilarious Photos) by davseun2ta(op): 11:48am On Feb 26, 2016

I WILL NOT LEAVE LAGOS EMPTY HANDED

Eko o ni ba je o

Just don't come to Lasgidi and leave like that oooo. Oya plan to attend grin

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Re: Which Church Program Would You Want To Attend? (Hilarious Photos) by davseun2ta(op): 11:49am On Feb 26, 2016

herkeym001:
Who Tie The Goat

Plan to attend then you shall know... grin

Re: Which Church Program Would You Want To Attend? (Hilarious Photos) by herkeym001(m): 11:58am On Feb 26, 2016

davseun2ta:
Plan to attend then you shall know...

1.no be to know who tie the goat? 2.make pastor loose the rope. 3.make we gather hand slaughter goat and chop 4.then, we are all happy.

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Re: Which Church Program Would You Want To Attend? (Hilarious Photos) by chido20(m): 11:59am On Feb 26, 2016

Propagandas every wia

Re: Which Church Program Would You Want To Attend? (Hilarious Photos) by Donald3d(m): 12:03pm On Feb 26, 2016

We can laugh and jest all we can , only God (or whoever he gives the discerning spirit) will know if any of them is working according to His will or not

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Re: Which Church Program Would You Want To Attend? (Hilarious Photos) by davseun2ta(op): 12:08pm On Feb 26, 2016

1.UNCLE WETIN I DO YOU?

2. AUNTY WETIN I DO YOU?

Well, punishment no no gender o!!!!

If You feel you are getting a "hard and sudden" kind of punishment, program 1 is recommended for you

If yours is "soft but consistent" kind of punishment, my dear, Na program 2 sure pass...

all aunties and Uncles must answer o... click like,if you agree

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