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Which Church Program Would You Want To Attend? (Hilarious Photos) by davseun2ta(m): 11:24am On Feb 26, 2016
Some fliers and bill boards are quite explanatory, as the IMAGE and theme (to those who can read) says it all...
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Oya!see below!!!

WHO TIE THE GOAT?

... hmm! Who tie the goat?
Plan to attend, then you shall know who tied the goat.

BONANZA: first 50 people to attend will get a free reason why the goat was tied! grin

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Re: Which Church Program Would You Want To Attend? (Hilarious Photos) by davseun2ta(m): 11:29am On Feb 26, 2016
.... WHO WAKE THE SLEEPING LION?

The lion in your life didn't just wake like that! Something prompted it! Come and get answers

Re: Which Church Program Would You Want To Attend? (Hilarious Photos) by davseun2ta(m): 11:34am On Feb 26, 2016
KILL THEM BEFORE THEY KILL YOU

Yorubas would say "Eni to ba yaara ni Ogun ngbe" - meaning:it is he who is swift that escapes the bullet... I dunno if I got the Interpretation right sha o grin

Anyway, plan to attend, before them (village witches) attend to your mattergrin grin

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Re: Which Church Program Would You Want To Attend? (Hilarious Photos) by davseun2ta(m): 11:37am On Feb 26, 2016
I CAN SMELL AMERICA

To those who want to travel to america!
Avail yourself for this program, so you would receive the power of strong smell grin grin grin

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Re: Which Church Program Would You Want To Attend? (Hilarious Photos) by davseun2ta(m): 11:45am On Feb 26, 2016
TIED DOWN IN THE VILLAGE BUT NEEDED IN THE CITY

shocked shoooooo

This village witches ehn!!!!
If you still dey village , we need your attention for city.

Avail yourself for this program, trust the program will be held in the village and not in the city undecided

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Re: Which Church Program Would You Want To Attend? (Hilarious Photos) by herkeym001(m): 11:46am On Feb 26, 2016
Who Tie The Goat

First to comment on FrontPage Thread for the first time, since 2011 wey I don join Nairaland.
I no even too happy self.

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Re: Which Church Program Would You Want To Attend? (Hilarious Photos) by davseun2ta(m): 11:48am On Feb 26, 2016
I WILL NOT LEAVE LAGOS EMPTY HANDED

Eko o ni ba je o

Just don't come to Lasgidi and leave like that oooo. Oya plan to attend grin grin

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Re: Which Church Program Would You Want To Attend? (Hilarious Photos) by davseun2ta(m): 11:49am On Feb 26, 2016
herkeym001:
Who Tie The Goat

Plan to attend then you shall know... grin
Re: Which Church Program Would You Want To Attend? (Hilarious Photos) by herkeym001(m): 11:58am On Feb 26, 2016
davseun2ta:

Plan to attend then you shall know... grin
1.no be to know who tie the goat? 2.make pastor loose the rope. 3.make we gather hand slaughter goat and chop 4.then, we are all happy.

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Re: Which Church Program Would You Want To Attend? (Hilarious Photos) by chido20(m): 11:59am On Feb 26, 2016
Propagandas every wia
Re: Which Church Program Would You Want To Attend? (Hilarious Photos) by Donald3d(m): 12:03pm On Feb 26, 2016
We can laugh and jest all we can , only God (or whoever he gives the discerning spirit) will know if any of them is working according to His will or not

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Re: Which Church Program Would You Want To Attend? (Hilarious Photos) by davseun2ta(m): 12:08pm On Feb 26, 2016
1.UNCLE WETIN I DO YOU?

2. AUNTY WETIN I DO YOU?


Well, punishment no no gender o!!!!

If You feel you are getting a "hard and sudden" kind of punishment, program 1 is recommended for you

If yours is "soft but consistent" kind of punishment, my dear, Na program 2 sure pass...

all aunties and Uncles must answer o... click like,if you agree

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Re: Which Church Program Would You Want To Attend? (Hilarious Photos) by Nobody: 12:08pm On Feb 26, 2016
Like the one i saw in my city
who shot me? de tin just hit my head like say police dey ask me who shot pastor lol

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Re: Which Church Program Would You Want To Attend? (Hilarious Photos) by davseun2ta(m): 12:14pm On Feb 26, 2016
grin
Adikam:
Like the one i saw in my city
who shot me? de tin just hit my head like say police dey ask me who shot pastor lol
Re: Which Church Program Would You Want To Attend? (Hilarious Photos) by davseun2ta(m): 12:17pm On Feb 26, 2016
LORD WHERE IS MY MONEY?

Hmmm...

I reserve my comment here!!!

Plan to attend sha o

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Re: Which Church Program Would You Want To Attend? (Hilarious Photos) by davseun2ta(m): 12:18pm On Feb 26, 2016
@Lalasticlala which would you attend?
Re: Which Church Program Would You Want To Attend? (Hilarious Photos) by davseun2ta(m): 12:18pm On Feb 26, 2016
@Lalasticlala which would you attend? grin
Re: Which Church Program Would You Want To Attend? (Hilarious Photos) by larrymoore(m): 1:02pm On Feb 26, 2016
all are needed
Re: Which Church Program Would You Want To Attend? (Hilarious Photos) by davseun2ta(m): 1:16pm On Feb 26, 2016
More...
Re: Which Church Program Would You Want To Attend? (Hilarious Photos) by davseun2ta(m): 1:20pm On Feb 26, 2016
ARROW OF DELIVERANCE

Henhen..

...this program is endorsed for those who has no weapon!!! Hmmm...

Na wa o.. undecided undecided

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Re: Which Church Program Would You Want To Attend? (Hilarious Photos) by davseun2ta(m): 1:22pm On Feb 26, 2016
POINT AND KILL

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Re: Which Church Program Would You Want To Attend? (Hilarious Photos) by davseun2ta(m): 1:24pm On Feb 26, 2016
HOW TO IDENTIFY THE WITCH

... hustling guys in Lagos wouldn't mind this program grin

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Re: Which Church Program Would You Want To Attend? (Hilarious Photos) by davseun2ta(m): 1:26pm On Feb 26, 2016
NO MORE SH*IT

grin

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Re: Which Church Program Would You Want To Attend? (Hilarious Photos) by davseun2ta(m): 1:34pm On Feb 26, 2016
I MUST MARRY grin

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Re: Which Church Program Would You Want To Attend? (Hilarious Photos) by davseun2ta(m): 1:35pm On Feb 26, 2016
NTA JESUS CHANNEL

Good concept though! grin

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Re: Which Church Program Would You Want To Attend? (Hilarious Photos) by davseun2ta(m): 1:37pm On Feb 26, 2016
GIVE ME A SPOUSE OR I DIE

Ewooo!!! shocked

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Re: Which Church Program Would You Want To Attend? (Hilarious Photos) by davseun2ta(m): 1:40pm On Feb 26, 2016
THIS BEAUTIFUL SISTER MUST MARRY

... Guys-over to you!!! grin

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Re: Which Church Program Would You Want To Attend? (Hilarious Photos) by davseun2ta(m): 1:43pm On Feb 26, 2016
JESUS CHRIST IS AN IBO MAN undecided

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Re: Which Church Program Would You Want To Attend? (Hilarious Photos) by davseun2ta(m): 1:48pm On Feb 26, 2016
My favorite!!! grin grin
MY GARRI DON DONE

Guess, the dollar rise didnt affect the purchase of the garri

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Re: Which Church Program Would You Want To Attend? (Hilarious Photos) by redgem(f): 6:31pm On Feb 26, 2016
Lol
Re: Which Church Program Would You Want To Attend? (Hilarious Photos) by Nobody: 7:21pm On Feb 26, 2016
Lol kill them before they kill you

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Re: Which Church Program Would You Want To Attend? (Hilarious Photos) by boman2014: 8:07am On Feb 27, 2016
I yah laff tayaah grin

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