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15 Lies All Nigerian Parents Tell Their Children by BALLOSKI(op): 1:11am On Feb 27, 2016

Nigerian parents are usually the best, but in some cases where they either wanted you to do something or stop complaining, these were 15 effective lies they used more than once.

And we fell for them every single time.

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Re: 15 Lies All Nigerian Parents Tell Their Children by BALLOSKI(op): 1:15am On Feb 27, 2016

1. “Let me hold the money for you.”

…and you never see it again.

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Re: 15 Lies All Nigerian Parents Tell Their Children by youngaz(m): 1:15am On Feb 27, 2016

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Re: 15 Lies All Nigerian Parents Tell Their Children by Nobody: 1:16am On Feb 27, 2016

Lool.

No. 2 "Since primary school up to the end of my senior secondary leaving certificate class, I always took the first position in my class".

cheesy

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Re: 15 Lies All Nigerian Parents Tell Their Children by dexpee4life(m): 1:17am On Feb 27, 2016

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Re: 15 Lies All Nigerian Parents Tell Their Children by BALLOSKI(op): 1:18am On Feb 27, 2016

2. “Just tell me the truth, I won’t beat you.”

…and you leave in a wheelchair.

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Re: 15 Lies All Nigerian Parents Tell Their Children by BALLOSKI(op): 1:21am On Feb 27, 2016

3. “I’ll buy it for you if you come first in class.”

It never happens.

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Re: 15 Lies All Nigerian Parents Tell Their Children by tpiar: 1:22am On Feb 27, 2016

you dont have to put people's pictures on your thread, simply write whatever nonsense you are writing without adding photos.

Did your parents land you in a wheelchair? huh

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Re: 15 Lies All Nigerian Parents Tell Their Children by BALLOSKI(op): 1:22am On Feb 27, 2016

4. “I’ll buy it for you on your birthday.”

Birthday comes and goes. Still nothing.

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Re: 15 Lies All Nigerian Parents Tell Their Children by tpiar: 1:23am On Feb 27, 2016

and why is this crap in politics section? huh

Re: 15 Lies All Nigerian Parents Tell Their Children by BALLOSKI(op): 1:24am On Feb 27, 2016

5. “Don’t worry, we’ll soon leave.”

An extra 5 hours go by.

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Re: 15 Lies All Nigerian Parents Tell Their Children by BALLOSKI(op): 1:25am On Feb 27, 2016

tpiar:
and why is this crap in politics section?

na loneliness de worry you. Go and sleep.

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Re: 15 Lies All Nigerian Parents Tell Their Children by Nobody: 1:25am On Feb 27, 2016*

I don't want to see you with a boy, at 25 if you are not married she starts asking "Nne what is happening, are you no doing it well enough"
grin

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Re: 15 Lies All Nigerian Parents Tell Their Children by BALLOSKI(op): 1:26am On Feb 27, 2016

6. “I’ll think about it.”

…and it never come up again.

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Re: 15 Lies All Nigerian Parents Tell Their Children by tpiar: 1:27am On Feb 27, 2016

BALLOSKI:
na loneliness de worry me. I will Go and sleep.

Re: 15 Lies All Nigerian Parents Tell Their Children by BALLOSKI(op): 1:28am On Feb 27, 2016

7. “You’ll grow into it.”

You’re an adult now and it is still not you size.

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Re: 15 Lies All Nigerian Parents Tell Their Children by BALLOSKI(op): 1:30am On Feb 27, 2016

8. “Go and wear your shoes, I’ll wait.”

…they don’t.

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Re: 15 Lies All Nigerian Parents Tell Their Children by BALLOSKI(op): 1:32am On Feb 27, 2016

9. “I don’t have a favorite child.”

…they do.

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Re: 15 Lies All Nigerian Parents Tell Their Children by BALLOSKI(op): 1:34am On Feb 27, 2016

10. “I didn’t do all this boyfriend-girlfriend till I married.”

…but you’ve seen the pictures.

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Re: 15 Lies All Nigerian Parents Tell Their Children by BALLOSKI(op): 1:35am On Feb 27, 2016

11. “I don’t have money.”

…but you’ve seen the wallet.

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Re: 15 Lies All Nigerian Parents Tell Their Children by BALLOSKI(op): 1:37am On Feb 27, 2016

12. “I always came first in class.”

…but you’ve seen their results.

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Re: 15 Lies All Nigerian Parents Tell Their Children by BALLOSKI(op): 1:39am On Feb 27, 2016

13. “My parents never got angry with me.”

…but that’s not what grandma said.

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Re: 15 Lies All Nigerian Parents Tell Their Children by BALLOSKI(op): 1:41am On Feb 27, 2016

14. “Eat the beans so you’ll grow tall.”

…but that’s not what your Science teacher said.

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Re: 15 Lies All Nigerian Parents Tell Their Children by BALLOSKI(op): 1:43am On Feb 27, 2016

15. “Lend me, I’ll give you back.”

…and it is gone forever.

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Re: 15 Lies All Nigerian Parents Tell Their Children by BALLOSKI(op): 1:45am On Feb 27, 2016

We still love them, though.

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Re: 15 Lies All Nigerian Parents Tell Their Children by BALLOSKI(op): 1:48am On Feb 27, 2016

Ebayray:
Lool.

No. 2 "Since primary school up to the end of my senior secondary leaving certificate class, I always took the first position in my class".

Yeah...we got that on No. 12

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Re: 15 Lies All Nigerian Parents Tell Their Children by BALLOSKI(op): 1:51am On Feb 27, 2016

Lacomus:

*in adekunle Gold's voice (remix-* lalasticlala , pls pick up the call. Na beg I de beg.

Re: 15 Lies All Nigerian Parents Tell Their Children by lukecent: 2:40am On Feb 27, 2016

These parents must be in APC

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Re: 15 Lies All Nigerian Parents Tell Their Children by mumumugu(m): 3:15am On Feb 27, 2016

A mumumugu lies to mugu son

Re: 15 Lies All Nigerian Parents Tell Their Children by timilehing(m): 12:02pm On Feb 27, 2016

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Re: 15 Lies All Nigerian Parents Tell Their Children by Nobody: 12:02pm On Feb 27, 2016

BALLOSKI:
1. “Let me hold the money for you.”

…and you never see it again.

In my parents case....it went into a savings account in our names. Sometimes,we bought something for ourselves with the cash.

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Re: 15 Lies All Nigerian Parents Tell Their Children by DankemzI(m): 12:03pm On Feb 27, 2016

That No 1
If I later ask my mom for the money Uncle Silas gave me. She'll be like;
"which moni, shey dat food wey u just chop u taste crayfish? Na dat moni I use buy crayfish"
Crayfish wey she buy since last market day huh

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