My First Kiss

This was a relationship that lasted only 5weeks.

After one week of the relationship, my boyfriend summoned courage to ask for a kiss. I wanted it special but I didnt have any experience, so I turned him down and told him it was gonna happen 'next time'. I kept on using the 'next time' excuse, until one particular day, he couldnt stand it anymore, so he told me to leave his house and come back only when I was ready to kiss.

I didnt want to lose my one&only true love, so I went on a three weeks course on, 'How To Kiss'.

I became fascinated with the word 'kissing'. Back then, there was no cell phone, BIS and all, meaning I had no access to Google, Wikipedia or Youtube to teach me, so I had to improvise.

I read my Mills&Booms and I found myself reading any particular page that had the word 'Kiss' in it, as much as five times. I also resorted to Newspapers, long as it has 'Kiss' on it.

Finally, I resorted to creeping at night to the living room to rewind the 'Kissing scenes' my siblings and I, watched earlier in the day. Afterwards, I will spend the rest of the night kissing my palms, since I had no close friend to rehearse with. This lasted for three weeks.

There was this particular movie I saw, where the kissing scene lasted 3minutes. It was so intense, I can swear they did French kiss stuff and added a touch of Spanish kiss.

My brothers and Sisters, I had finally arrived! After rewinding that scene for more than 10times, I felt I was ready and I made up my mind to visit my boyfriend the next day and wow him.

Dont forget, there was nothing like GSM, so all we did back then, was surprise visits at your own risk.

Next day, I brushed 3times that morning and went on a water diet to keep my mouth fresh.

As soon as I got to his house, I had to remind myself, 'You ain't leaving this place, until you French - kiss the hell out of this Nigga.

Boyfriend hugged me and lead me to the couch. "How are you?" before I could respond, I noticed patches of vegetable leaves on his teeth and his palm oil tongue. Why do bad things happen to good people? He had to choose that special day to eat soup of all things, and his mouth smelt like parboiled goat meat. I couldnt back out now, after 3weeks of practice. I had to put my nose and eyes in stealth mood, because, I was there on a mission!

I rolled my eyes. "I wanna kiss you" I said, in my British accent I used, only on special occasions. Boyfriend was excited immediately he heard those words.
He brought his vegetable soup lips to my flouride mouth, and then, just like I saw in the movies, I held his head, then I used my teeth to grab his tongue. That was when I heard "JESUSSS, my tongue o! Do you want to kill me!!"

"Am sorry". I heard myself talking inside his mouth, while my voice echoed from his ears. He wore a bull dog frown and pushed me aside. I got up, opened the door and fled in embarrassment.

He didnt make any attempt to contact me after that.

Nb: this post was copied from a facebook friend's wall.

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Afterwards, I will spend the rest of the night kissing my palms, since I had no close friend to rehearse with.

You mean to tell me......................that girls usually rehearse kissing with their friends??
As in the two girls stand face-to-face and make moaning sounds while pressing their lips together. Any tongue action?

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