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Parents This Is What Your Children Say About You Outside by njuwo(op): 11:58am On Mar 01, 2016

1. Daddy lied in the church that he had an ancident, when it was Mummy that hit his head.

2. Daddy said Mummy is too wide and he's not a good swimmer. Is mummy a swimming pool?.

3. I think Mummy is still a virgin.

4. I saw an original balloon in Daddy's room but Daddy has spat onit.

5. Mummy was mad at Daddy yesterday because he touched Aunty Kevwe's bum bum.

6. I know why my Daddy is always reading newspapers. So that Mummy won't ask him for feeding money.

7. Daddy has shaved his beard because Mummy said he looked like an he goat.

8. The landlord will never give us quick notice because my mother is his friend.

9. I know when my daddy collects his salary because my mummy will call him sweetheart.
10. Why is Daddy always fighting with Mummy in bed but yet Mummy will say, "Oh, it's sweet!".

11. Sometimes Daddy's thing will go up, sometimes it will go down.

12. Mummy said Daddy is a womaniser. Is it because he works in the ministry of women affairs?

13. Mummy told Aunty Rukky that Daddy gave her gonorrhea, is it truth?. Is Daddy a gonorrhea distributor?

Some parents will kill their child if they find out what they say about them outside.
http://www.njuwo.com/2016/03/parents-this-is-what-your-children-say.html?m=1

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Re: Parents This Is What Your Children Say About You Outside by Nobody: 12:14pm On Mar 01, 2016

[color=Blue]LMAO! cheesy

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Re: Parents This Is What Your Children Say About You Outside by Lifeafterlove: 12:37pm On Mar 01, 2016

Lol @Lalasticlala

Re: Parents This Is What Your Children Say About You Outside by Fantadiallo: 12:39pm On Mar 01, 2016

Hahahahaha Seun

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Re: Parents This Is What Your Children Say About You Outside by abanicool(f): 1:29pm On Mar 01, 2016

i can't stop laughing ooooo.this is too funny,,,,,,,,children of this generation,they learn so fast?

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Re: Parents This Is What Your Children Say About You Outside by bbkingZ: 2:07pm On Mar 01, 2016

the landlord ish was funny...lol

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Re: Parents This Is What Your Children Say About You Outside by amunkita(m): 2:07pm On Mar 01, 2016

End time Children..

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Re: Parents This Is What Your Children Say About You Outside by datola: 2:07pm On Mar 01, 2016

The end is near!

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Re: Parents This Is What Your Children Say About You Outside by theshaderoom: 2:08pm On Mar 01, 2016

Lol

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Re: Parents This Is What Your Children Say About You Outside by misspicy(f): 2:08pm On Mar 01, 2016

Parents should please be mindful of what they say and do before kids o,because children of now a days are too fast in learning and most times they learn obscene things faster

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Re: Parents This Is What Your Children Say About You Outside by 3rdlegxxx(m): 2:08pm On Mar 01, 2016

lol, omo na true, best be careful what i do and say near them kids grin

Re: Parents This Is What Your Children Say About You Outside by faruz: 2:09pm On Mar 01, 2016

..... *booked

Re: Parents This Is What Your Children Say About You Outside by axiliborha(f): 2:09pm On Mar 01, 2016

I am FP who can see me now

Re: Parents This Is What Your Children Say About You Outside by orijintv(m): 2:09pm On Mar 01, 2016

Teacher : OP , Why Are Yu In School Wit Your Cat Today ??

OP : I Ovaheard My Dad Tellin Mai Mum He Was Gonn Eat That Pussy Wen I Go To School !!!

Teacher : shocked

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Re: Parents This Is What Your Children Say About You Outside by sonflex: 2:10pm On Mar 01, 2016

funny o nice one

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Re: Parents This Is What Your Children Say About You Outside by NobleAngell(f): 2:10pm On Mar 01, 2016

I really can't find the joke tho undecided

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Re: Parents This Is What Your Children Say About You Outside by danduj(m): 2:10pm On Mar 01, 2016

End time children

Re: Parents This Is What Your Children Say About You Outside by FANE4Naija: 2:10pm On Mar 01, 2016

Inukwa

Re: Parents This Is What Your Children Say About You Outside by Nobody: 2:10pm On Mar 01, 2016

children for u

Re: Parents This Is What Your Children Say About You Outside by Nobody: 2:10pm On Mar 01, 2016

Not bad.

But that #7 ehn??

Re: Parents This Is What Your Children Say About You Outside by ELITE0911(m): 2:10pm On Mar 01, 2016

thats what happens when kids bore and raise kids

Re: Parents This Is What Your Children Say About You Outside by freshness2020: 2:10pm On Mar 01, 2016

Lol

Re: Parents This Is What Your Children Say About You Outside by holluwai(m): 2:12pm On Mar 01, 2016

Haha

The landlord will never give us quick notice because my mother is his friend.

Word!

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Re: Parents This Is What Your Children Say About You Outside by KingTom(m): 2:12pm On Mar 01, 2016

10. Why is Daddy always fighting with Mummy in bed but yet Mummy will say, "Oh, it's sweet!".

This had me ROTFL grin

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Re: Parents This Is What Your Children Say About You Outside by viktor01(m): 2:13pm On Mar 01, 2016

LOL, Op........ hmmmmmm, we still have some kids on NL. The likes of .......... cry

Re: Parents This Is What Your Children Say About You Outside by TeamSimple(m): 2:14pm On Mar 01, 2016

Still can't find the joke here

Re: Parents This Is What Your Children Say About You Outside by M4gunners: 2:14pm On Mar 01, 2016

Number 8 and 9 is so ridiculous.

Re: Parents This Is What Your Children Say About You Outside by eitsei(m): 2:14pm On Mar 01, 2016

Let's be conscious of what we do or say in front of these kids ooo... These kids learn so fast nowadays, I have some funny experience from my younger ones

Re: Parents This Is What Your Children Say About You Outside by Chuksyno(m): 2:14pm On Mar 01, 2016

Any child that say these things is either not given proper orientation or he/she must have been a liability to the parents.

Re: Parents This Is What Your Children Say About You Outside by timidapsin(m): 2:16pm On Mar 01, 2016

Video of the child saying it or i dont believe undecided

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