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eaglevision:
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Cc eddykisses1

Fraiser:
I no understand dis university of first choice wey una dey talk upandan o, shebi na just one choice dem dey choose for jamb. Abi na last year deer una still dey chop for soup?

lol fraiser you no go kee person

iamdynamite:
too much work to do jare at work,but am fine.how fAR with what we discussed

I still get one fyn sure single babe for dis city wey pple no notice o, I been one add her for my profile bur I fit network her for u if u fit let mo negotiate

Kbs468:
FROM THE DESK OF A16 (GOLDEN CITY) AWARD'S STEERING COMMITTEE

GOOD MORNING THE GOOD, GREAT, GLAMOROUSLY GRACIOUS, GLORIOUS AND GIGANTICALLY INTELLIGENT CITIZENS WHO CAN EQUALLY BE CLASSIFIED AS GARGANTUANS WITH RESPECT TO THE REALM OF WISDOM, KNOWLEDGE, EXPERIENCE AND UNDERSTANDING

Now, WE PRESENT to you the Top 3 in each Award category as classified below BASED ON THE NOMINATION RESULT COLLATED for your onward VOTING experience WITH SUBSEQUENT CATEGORIES TO FOLLOW IN THE DAYS TO COME

THE BELOW IS A GUIDE FOR THE TASK B4 US BETWEEN NOW AND 9:00 am TUESDAY MORNING, 15th of March, 2016

[color=#000000]We also officially welcome lastborn3401 and Jico87 to our Golden Republic. Be rest assured that your life will everly be meaningful and never remain the same again like we also pray here every day [/color]

MEANWHILE,



HERE WE GO CITIZENS!

TOP 3 IN CATEGORY 1 (PHASE I)

√ 1. MOST REPRESENTED INSTITUTION/SCHOOL

®EKSU

®FUTA

®UNILAG



√ 2. MOST REPRESENTED COURSE/DISCIPLINE

®ENGINEERING

®COMPUTER SCIENCE

®ECONOMICS

√ 3. KING OF A16

®LOGODWHIZ

®FRAISER

®OYEHOMIE

√ 4. QUEEN OF A16

®SPIXYTINXY

®FRAIH

®QUTYJOICE

√ 5. MOST FRIENDLY CITIZEN

®FRAIH

®KBS468

®FRAISER

√ 6. FAVORITE A16 CITIZEN

®FRAIH

®KBS468

®QUTYJOICE

NOTE:

1. ONLY the VALIDATED nominations lead to the above outcome. Thus, you can influence the final result by casting your VOTES now if you failed to nominate anyone before.

2. Just the numbers or monikers are enough to save you the stress of typing.

3. Ensure that your VOTES counts by typing any of the below after your Ballot before dropping it in the ballot box

cc
LogoDWhiz
Kbs468

Or
cc
Fraih
Kbs468

Or
cc
Spixytinxy
Kbs468

Or
cc
Bobolil
Kbs468


LET'S ROLL OVER AND KEEP IT COMING GUYS AND GALS

SIGN:Attorney General and Minister of Information/spokesperson A16 (GOLDEN CITY) AWARDS. GRACIAS

1 EKSU
2.ECONOMICS
3. Logodwiz
4. Fraih
5. Fraih
6. Fraih
Cc;
Logodwiz
Kbs468

Fraiser:
I still get one fyn sure single babe for dis city wey pple no notice o, I been one add her for my profile bur I fit network her for u if u fit let mo negotiate

ehen,so it comes with a price. oya what are we negotiating on

SC31:
lol no worry my body strong

you sure? U better no shy wit wetin dey bother ur mind o, I know how we go take do am wey ur husband no go know o

Please where is my Rukkyola...I just closed from work and I need her soft hands...

Fraiser:
am hearing dis OBS crew for d first tym o, abeg shed more lyt pls

Olodo like u. Ur mates don answer d question. If 2 sey na exam na so u 4 just fail. How u take pass exam 4 sch self? Copy copy. Even me self no know d meaning

Fraiser:
lol... Na she o... Oshey jor aburo mi owon *chai hw I go take tell her sey I don dey syt anoda babe again, wahala dey o*

O better, n kip yur tot within yu.

eddykisses1:
Qutyjoice....sorry na...shud I call cute to beg on my behalf?

And who's cute?

Kbs468:
See you. So you fit Call me Amebo. I only did what I did ni oo for the meaning I read into the below and like I always say, I try to induce reality into every joke I made but can only be understood by whom ever God permits to do so.

Eshe. Keep ur reality induction 2 itself. Stop pock nosing into my family affairs. Thank u, thank u

Brimmie:
@Green: Good News
@Red: Bad News

cc: Fraiser RukkyOla

Thank u (Eshey). Am not interested.

Qutyjoice:
Chaii, Mr...What I do yu nao? I'm so sure yu wanted to write Rukkyola and not Qutyjoice.....Do correct yourself jawie.

Biko lemme alone. I no dey snore o.I sleep like a baby

eddykisses1:
You can start coming, i'll take good care of you. Where we go wed, church or mosque?

Anywhere. Even if na shrine, I don't care. I just wanto marry u.
***enters room, looks 4 sent4rina, sent4rina is not yet back, opens wardrobe, packs clothes, checks under rug, found sent4rina's 500k, steals it, runs out of d house, straight to the airport, destination unknown***
Eddykisses1 am @ d airport. Wea do u live? I don dey com o

iambibi:
... *shouting very loudly* Make una leav dat goat oooooooo, nobody should touch dat goat oooo.... Toor!!! Shebi una kno say we get naming ceremony...... Na Rukkyola baby naming ceremony,...

Lol! Spixytinxy mind urself o. My belle is already bigging o. Leave d goat 4 me o. Thank u jare iambibi

iamdynamite:
too much work to do jare at work,but am fine.how fAR with what we discussed

.. Lolz..yes twinnie, i did not forget , buh u see i dnt hav any idea in helpin u get a wife o.. . .(am not gifted in dah area) Buh i will giv u d little idea i hav, apparently from wat i saw yesterday, mayb u might jst get lucky... Hu knos... So in dat case,

Step 1: sight her,
Step 2: prepare ur pickup lines a.k.a punchlines,
Step 3: make d move.. on bended knees ooooo, (very important)
Step 4: failure to take along ur diamond ring and red roses, u r doomed!!!
Step 5: wat else again, if she doesn't agree bring her for fruit salad,
Step 6: and after testing my fruit salad... Boom!!! She becomes urs, and den u live happily ever after.

SC31:
chai I don suffer,rukkyola shey you get husband sef wey I go fit even think of snatching ni.....chai no be your fault sha na because say crobboy travel if not..

Who know self weda na ur bad head u carry com spoil my marriage. Sidown dea dey deceive urself sey crobboy travel. Person wey I c 4 my street yesterday with one bad babe. Even my sent4rina no dey sidown 4 house again. E b like e don turn crobboy. Me I don jam better person. Him name na eddykisses1(nice name). Na so so kisses I go dey chop everyday.
Lemme advice u, my friend bera go find another man.u ar still young. No let crobboy destroy ur life. At least ur not even pregnant and u never born 4 am

Rukkyola:
Anywhere. Even if na shrine, I don't care. I just wanto marry u.
***enters room, looks 4 sent4rina, sent4rina is not yet back, opens wardrobe, packs clothes, checks under rug, found sent4rina's 500k, steals it, runs out of d house, straight to the airport, destination unknown***
Eddykisses1 am @ d airport. Wea do u live? I don dey com o

Ife mi...Olu-Odo, Ikorodu, Lagos Nigeria. But I will come and pick u up when your flight lands...I don't want to hear that something happened to you or our baby...please tell iambibi to drive you down to the airport...tell her i will send her fruits for her salad as a token of my appreciation...love you boo

Fraiser:
hmmm... Datz why d elders said twenty children can not play for twenty years... Such is life

....
Forever young, I wanna be...forever young
*singing* sobbing*

spixytinxy:
baby ceremony ke, rukkyola don about d pikin na

Sidown dea.me wey go soon born. Na sent4rina get d belle but as e no get my time, I don meet a nice guy. I love him and he loves me 2. U are invited 2 my wedding. So please leave villagegoat 4 me

iamdynamite:
how far my padi,hope you doing great.me still dey search ooooo,make i no go carry egun e le gun ooooo.

*who is on chommieblaq case make i know*

I is taken!

Qutyjoice:
Chaii, yu av it all already.

Yes babe....jst gat dem ni joor....reached hm 4:30

eddykisses1:
I won't do anything with another lady...but if you really want a boy...no p...anything for the queen of the universe...i'm certain iambibi would do the needful.

**Blushing**
Can't wait 2 b ur wife

Fraiser:
how u dey take cope with dis your ajala travel husband sef?, I pity ur condition o... Anyway I no go mind to dey keep ur company wen husband no dey house sha, wot ar friends for

HIV go soon get u no worry. Even EBOLA virus sef

Qutyjoice:
And who's cute?

Eddykiisses1 y re u troubling ma queen nah...pls let her be nah....
Babe no mind am again jawe.

Qutyjoice:
And who's yur friend? Pls just lemee be

What is happnin babe?

Padi mi yarinyas dey wait for you like wonfe daku(they wan faint)

Fraiser:
ABB1 my surest padi, how KD dey go na, hw far shey u dey take care of my yarinyan for me, we go soon com take over, bur wait o na 3 of us dey control dis city dis afternoon, wetin happen shey curfew dey town wey I no know ni, make I shapally go hide for one corner o, Jubrealguy my regular padi of all tym I double syt u baba, u re mouthed, villagoat I don tell buhari make dem go import grass, u need proper feeding my guy, nobody go use u for suya.

Qutyjoice:
Well I dnt Blame yu

No b him dey talk nah

Qutyjoice:
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1. MOST REPRESENTED INSTITUTION/SCHOOL: FUTA

2. MOST REPRESENTED COURSE/DISCIPLINE: COMPUTER SCIENCE

3. KING OF A16: OYEHOMIE

4. QUEEN OF A16: SPIXYTINXY

5. MOST FRIENDLY CITIZEN: FRAISER

6. FAVORITE A16 CITIZEN: FRAIH

Babe...u be ma Queen anytym anyday...love u a bunch

Qutyjoice:
No not yet.

Hmmm...i kno u ve gat ya reasons.....anyway av askd him to apologize tu u in person.... He was actually tu rude ystday

eddykisses1:
Oyehomie abi oyakilome, come carry your wife o.

Y i go con carry am o...? Plus shey na ma name u merix like daat? Wettn du u nd ma wife

eaglevision:
which one u want make we relate,droppd my contact already. na Ado u dae?

Yes na Ado....bt av bot everything jawe...i did ds Saturday