eaglevision:


which one u want make we relate,droppd my contact already. na Ado u dae?

Yes na Ado to Ido...bt av bot everything jawe...i did ds Saturday

eddykisses1:
Please where is my Rukkyola...I just closed from work and I need her soft hands...

Knock knock
**opens door, enters room, Eddy love wea are u? No response. Enters room, finds her love lying tiredly on d bed. Climbs bed, gives him a peck, runs to the bathroom, takes her shower, wears nice cloth, runs to the kitchen, prepares his favourite. Enters room, wakes her love with nice massage**
Honey pie am sorry I came back late. The traffic was terrible. Oya let's go & eat. I will continue d massage at night
**pecks him**

iambibi:
.. Lolz..yes twinnie, i did not forget , buh u see i dnt hav any idea in helpin u get a wife o.. . .(am not gifted in dah area) Buh i will giv u d little idea i hav, apparently from wat i saw yesterday, mayb u might jst get lucky... Hu knos... So in dat case,

Step 1: sight her,
Step 2: prepare ur pickup lines a.k.a punchlines,
Step 3: make d move.. on bended knees ooooo, (very important)
Step 4: failure to take along ur diamond ring and red roses, u r doomed!!!
Step 5: wat else again, if she doesn't agree bring her for fruit salad,
Step 6: and after testing my fruit salad... Boom!!! She becomes urs, and den u live happily ever after.

lol,kilode all this steps just because of a lady,oga ooooooooooooooooo,this things no be here at all.i go dey find punchlines wey i no be tuface.well its ok we go try

Chommieblaq:

I is taken!

i know.just pushing my luck.well impossibilty is nothing.i gat my eyes on you.

Qutyjoice:

Hun? Shindren ko Shina ni.... Yu better leave me alone.

No mind am jare dear mi..

eaglevision:



lol! u sha wantu remain stubborn,i knw how to deal with u nw,na oyehomie i just piry cos na ma padi,ur still my shindren anywaiz.

Thats ma wife o shey u kno....wen u don insult finish u con dey reference ma name....
Ma babe is for to be pitied o but to be envied

Fraiser:
nice one baba, am well informed now

Good....

Eaglevision, I go beep you now.

Spixytnxy mi to shan, omo to sexy to gbaski to spinty to run wa sweet. Wahala, you are too much. How u dey nah?

DTOBS:
Eaglevision: God sabi your plate no oooo Na be ajebo? Me wey be say Na pako 2by4.
Rukky+Ola: me just dey watch you since,I Pity your life. At last, no be only OYO go be your case,all Ogun sef go join! You no even pity that ur new husband,make e dey top Wetin Sent4rina do dia?
Sent4rina: Wetin happen, your OYO girl don carry your belle go give another man ooo.
Spixytnxy: Na true say Kbs468 don give you beating of your life? I trust my friend, he is a gentle man to the core.

Na so u go just dey lie everyday ' just passing by' na every jist wey dey dis city u know. Amebo. Am in love. So lemme alone. I will bear d repercussions alone. Eshe. Solomankide

Kbs468:

Haha? Is that necessary? I mean to dream about you again? I suppose you both slept in each others arms na?

Abi Jubrealguy, Na separation techniques method una dey apply for una marriage?

Hmmn make I no talk again before the Mr talkative Nick of a thing would stick to me again like the LADIES SPANNER is presently doing that made become the ONLY MAN WITH 5 WIVES IN GOLDEN CITY, among which includes- Pweedyuz, Dhupsy, Spixytinxy, Olasum and Mschubby

Off I go to prepare the stage for our A16 AWARDS VOTING exercise beginning this morning

Na only one ov all ur wives dey responsible. We no even dey c d rest break light 4 hea

Chommieblaq love,an homeeeeee...
Ife mi,Ayo okan mi! My love,my heart, my woman,my everything. The one that always make me smile, the one that keep me going day by day,where art thou?
My heart is lonely,sweetheart don't keep me waiting any longer!

Oyehomie:

Y i go con carry am o...? Plus shey na ma name u merix like daat? Wettn du u nd ma wife

I no know why she dey vex for me o...since she beging vex for me...my remote for my dvd stopped working....Qutyjoice kpele na

Rukkyola:

Na so u go just dey lie everyday ' just passing by' na every jist wey dey dis city u know. Amebo. Am in love. So lemme alone. I will bear d repercussions alone. Eshe. Solomankide

Hmmmm...emi Na? Issokay oooo

Engrawwal nd ighravweIG...hope no be wettn i dey tnk ooo

eddykisses1:


I no know why she dey vex for me o...since she beging vex for me...my remote for my dvd stopped working....Qutyjoice kpele na

I kno ma babe nah...u must av done smtn dat made her dat vex...
O ya tell me

DTOBS:
Chommieblaq love,an homeeeeee...
Ife mi,Ayo okan mi! My love,my heart, my woman,my everything. The one that always make me smile, the one that keep me going day by day,where art thou?
My heart is lonely,sweetheart don't keep me waiting any longer!

Hehehe.....OYO is ur case! Ur wife don loss

Rukkyola:

Knock knock
**opens door, enters room, Eddy love wea are u? No response. Enters room, finds her love lying tiredly on d bed. Climbs bed, gives him a peck, runs to the bathroom, takes her shower, wears nice cloth, runs to the kitchen, prepares his favourite. Enters room, wakes her love with nice massage**
Honey pie am sorry I came back late. The traffic was terrible. Oya let's go & eat. I will continue d massage at night
**pecks him**

Ife, you shouldn't have bothered...you just came in and you made me yam and egg sauce...*tastes the food...very yummy* bae you are the best cook in the World...did iambibi drop you at the airport?

Rukkyola:

Na only one ov all ur wives dey responsible. We no even dey c d rest break light 4 hea

The rest are heavy already while the one you are referring to is just getting set for phase 2 but we don't want to Rush again since the first set are twins. Infact the female of the twins is at the center of a Court Case against Fraiser.

Oyehomie:

I kno ma babe nah...u must av done smtn dat made her dat vex...
O ya tell me

Na bcus I call you oyakilome ooo...u no want b pastor? na y she dey vex ooo...her vex spoil my remote.

eddykisses1:


Ife, you shouldn't have bothered...you just came in and you made me yam and egg sauce...*tastes the food...very yummy* bae you are the best cook in the World...did iambibi drop you at the airport?

Enjoy y it last....rukkyola nd eddykisses1 again...? Hmmmm OYO is ya case later o

Rukkyola:

Hehehe.....OYO is ur case! Ur wife don loss

We never carry am reach ur shop ooo...who dey follow you yarn

My wife is doing good!

eddykisses1:


Na bcus I call you oyakilome ooo...u no want b pastor? na y she dey vex ooo...her vex spoil my remote.

Shey u c...nd u con talk say nothin...hw u go dey change her hubby name jst like dat....na anoda person name b dat nah...
Him hubby name na Oyehomie...
Infact meself don dey vex....but cos u b ma padi, i go call a typographical error...soo i go forgive u...
But u kno ladies nd dere hearts nan.....u av to tell her sorry til it enterd ni o

Who am i seeing? Is ds really AMODU?..senator to sure...oko missoyin nikan nikan

Katerine7 cute...hw re u..where av u been nah...?
Whats happnin wif Chelsea

My people my people...
Me greet ya all ooo...


Where are the following people?
Olasum and mschubby (Kbs468 and spixytnxy oya tell me)

SC31:
lol fraiser you no go kee person

abi... D tin tire me ni

iamdynamite:
ehen,so it comes with a price. oya what are we negotiating on

e com wit price o, u no know d kyn sacrifice wey I won do for u ni, d agreement b say u go deposit all d money wey I go take drink for spixytinxy shop for one year, secondly u go tell ur twinnie iambibi make she dey bring dat her fruit salad to my house every morni for one month. Thirdly u go agree to dey always support me anytym I dey hustle woman wit any guy for dis city.

eddykisses1:
Please where is my Rukkyola...I just closed from work and I need her soft hands...

hmm u enh, I just dey look u wit one secret corner of my eyes, you won dey incubate anoda person pregnancy, if no b sent4rina wey no dey loyal to hin paddi, I for don scatter ground. Sha continue sha

Rukkyola:

Olodo like u. Ur mates don answer d question. If 2 sey na exam na so u 4 just fail. How u take pass exam 4 sch self? Copy copy. Even me self no know d meaning

I just dey look u enh, you just want me to dey show my sef all d tym, me wey b say I finish wit very strong pass u dey talk sey no sabi book. Wen I dey sku pple dey always bribe me wit sobo nd puffpuff to sidan for my syd for test ni. How u won make I sabi dat tin wen anybody never serve for my village bfor wey go dey gist me. U better myd ursef o.

Qutyjoice:
O better, n kip yur tot within yu.

ok mo ti gbo

eddykisses1:


Ife mi...Olu-Odo, Ikorodu, Lagos Nigeria. But I will come and pick u up when your flight lands...I don't want to hear that something happened to you or our baby...please tell iambibi to drive you down to the airport...tell her i will send her fruits for her salad as a token of my appreciation...love you boo

lol.. D our baby aspect really got me laffin

Fraiser:
hmm u enh, I just dey look u wit one secret corner of my eyes, you won dey incubate anoda person pregnancy, if no b sent4rina wey no dey loyal to hin paddi, I for don scatter ground. Sha continue sha

Fraiser...no b sooo...I never knew she was married till I confessed my love for her...worse part dem come say d husband abandon am...e gats takia of her na...she brightens my world.

Oyehomie:

Shey u c...nd u con talk say nothin...hw u go dey change her hubby name jst like dat....na anoda person name b dat nah...
Him hubby name na Oyehomie...
Infact meself don dey vex....but cos u b ma padi, i go call a typographical error...soo i go forgive u...
But u kno ladies nd dere hearts nan.....u av to tell her sorry til it enterd ni o

Abeg help me touch her heart na make he soften...qutyjoice ma bi nu moo