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THEY CALL ME JAGABAN, I WILL BE CONTESTING FOR THE REPUBLIC PRESIDENT COME 2031

I wanted to be a Vultron, defender of the universe.

hmm

colossus2:
What is the meaning of cun3ri

Don't mind him. Didn't you see 'h8' too? So annoying.

I wanted to go into puff puff and zobo, but my parents no gree

A doctor

Ive alwazs dream of bkomin a cardiologist until unilorin decided to do their worse.. But i wee com bak and study it as a second degree..

gunpoint:
Culdnt wait to grow up and become a po.rnstar, now I do po.rn, just without the lights and cameras

Seriously though I wanted to become an astronut,the stars, planetry systems, alien civiliazations and space have always facinated me(by the way I do believe we are not alone in the universe). So I went and read engineering as a precusor to going to space. Now I go to VI everyday to my banking job(which is kinda like space considering the huge void it creates in my life). So until the astronut thing works out(and I'm now 31 by the way incase you hear of space faring vacancies), thank God for women!

Hilarious!!!

some boys dreams is to impregnate a woman and most of them have lived up to it

I wanted to buy Nigeria and fence it round! Buhari don spoil my dream. Dollar don high

yungchop:
Ive alwazs dream of bkomin a cardiologist until unilorin decided to do their worse.. But i wee com bak and study it as a second degree..

which course dey dash you

achinaboy:
my seed fell among the torns but the torns overshadowed the seed coupled with the discrimination in the seminary school for the those from poor families like me.

Can you explain the bolded? I thought seminary school is the one place devoid of discrimination

I have always wanted to be an Engineer. Infact when I was still a kid, I got injured while trying to fix a bike spoke. Today.. I'm living the dream. By His Grace, I am a Controls Engineer, playing with the brains of very large Gas turbines round the World!

Wanted to be a doctor cos I didn't like seeing people suffering(especially kids), I always thought doctors were not ordinary people and had lots of money.

Fast forward to reality, doctor I no be but seriously working on having lots of money and helping as many people as I can.

fatymore:
which course dey dash you

forestry

Wanted to be a petroleum engineer working in an oil company but now study gas engineer working as a civil servant but still hoping to on d oil sector

yungchop:
forestry

Unilorin the destiny changer

xdos:
I have always wanted to be an Engineer. Infact when I was still a kid, I got injured while trying to fix a bike spoke. Today.. I'm living the dream. By His Grace, I am a Controls Engineer, playing with the brains of very large Gas turbines round the World!

Oga sir, abeg come and sponsor me na..

ortopazz:
Listening to a rhythm 97.radio programme,, kids were being interviewed and it came to this part, what do u want to be when u grow up? The four of them their answers,..
1. lawyer (defend my cun3ri)
2. doctor (help people)
3. soldier (defend the DIGNITY of my cun3ri, cudnt stop loling)
4. banker..... Cnt remember the reason


Then I remembered mine. A young Black boy with dreams of wanting to find the cure of Aids, nt until my Maths teacher made me h8 Maths so bad that i dropped without a 2nd thought, then I asked my brother, he blurted out 'banker' i cudnt stop laughing when I remembered that my bros and anything arithmetrics were enemies...

So people, what were those glorified childhood dreams of yours and how many actually made them happily ever after.

accountant

whizqueen:
Unilorin the destiny changer

your moniker looks familiar, you are in 200L physiology right??

Every boy born in Nigeria must have dreamed of becoming the following while growing up:

1. A doctor
2. A Lawyer
3. An Engineer
4. A soldier
5. Footballer
6. Traveling to space as astronaut
7. The President


And every girl born in Nigeria must have dreamed of of becoming:

1. A Lawyer
2. A Doctor
3. A nurse
4. A queen; many queens
5. An Accountant
6. Rich man's wife

Mine was two
1. To become a lawyer but when I wrote jamb n I pass n I wrote d sch post utme I was having 63 n of which d sch cutoff mark was 70 but I was later given admission into philosophy dept which I even now prefer more n more than d law itself now.

2. My 2nd was to become a footballer which I still stand d ground today even as a student but nobody to help out.....I still gv God all d glory....Oluwa I look up to....

Couldnt help laughing. You just gave me a good laugh today

gunpoint:
Culdnt wait to grow up and become a po.rnstar, now I do po.rn, just without the lights and cameras

Seriously though I wanted to become an astronut,the stars, planetry systems, alien civiliazations and space have always facinated me(by the way I do believe we are not alone in the universe). So I went and read engineering as a precusor to going to space. Now I go to VI everyday to my banking job(which is kinda like space considering the huge void it creates in my life). So until the astronut thing works out(and I'm now 31 by the way incase you hear of space faring vacancies), thank God for women!

yungchop:
your moniker looks familiar, you are in 200L physiology right??

. I graduated from Unilorin

I wanted to be a newscaster, I've studied communication arts. I'm awaiting NYSC.
Watching Cyril Stober still broadcast news made me conclude there's no hope for youths in the broadcast media

I wanted to be a soccer star. But crayfish bend at the long run .....I used to play for Pepsi football academy ..,,,,,well life leaves us. with a coin for us to toss and live with the choice we have .....

Main dream....A footballer
Academic dream.....being a geologist.
Thank God am a geologist now.i know my football dream is a mirage now but i will really treasure any opportunity to watch a live match in san siro.....to cheer my beloved inter-milan.

To be a lawyer but here I am studying Business Management.

I always wanted to be a Computer engineer while i was a kid. I could disassemble parts and couple them as they were. When i was 15, i took a decision to marry the first girl i would ever date. I think I'm living to fulfill them.