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Re: My Manhood Refused To Be Erected, When Its The Main Time For The Show, chaiii by Bestman111(m): 10:30am On Mar 20, 2016
I have once experienced this. But with olosho. (I have stoped patronizing them o) That nite I no sleep, I dey think wetin exactly happened dat my d**k refused abruptly to eat the punanni I have already paid for. Throughout d toasting/pricing time, my d**k no gree me rest but immediately I wore d cds to penetrate, e went flat and refused to wake up again. D girl sef de confused.
I later learnt dat it's a body reactions. So guy chill, fix a date and place for d rematch and if it happens again, then lv d babe.
JealousPrince:
Hello all nairalanders, there is this girl i love so much, and when i mean love, i love her so very much, she is my everything. She is the definition of beauty.
.
She loves me 10X more than i loves her
.
She is the main reason i just smh when ever i hear guyz says all Naija girls are gold diggers, though she is not from nigeria, she is from Benin Rupublic, but she has been in Nigeria for almost a year now.
.
.
When ever she comes visiting ( though she always comes visiting everyday or almost every day) so when ever she comes visiting we always kiss, cuddle, romance, fingeringgg and all other sexual things.
.
.
So yesterday night when she came, i was so happy because there was no one at home, just only i. Everyone went to an all night.
.
So as normal we started kissing, romancing and all other things, so i asked her for sex, i told her in direct pidgin (are one fucck ooooo, my body dun dey hot ooo) but mba she refused, always telling me that she can't allow me, that i woun't understand, that she don't want to get pregnant now, i told her that i will use two condoms, but she no gree, so after much anger i decided to go and sit in the parlour that i don't need the sex any more, but she followed me there and started kissing me, pressing my whole body against hers and all other things, but i pusher her away in anger, but still yet she no gree she still comes back to do the same.
.
.
Then i decided to leave the house for her, but behold she gave in and hold me back, and she said i should wear the condom, that its because of the love she have for me that she is giving in.
.
I swear the word pain me die, but i did't let her know that she just hurted me with those words. I just acted as normal
.
So i opened the two condoms and i wore them, so she laid in the normal missionary position for me to enter, but behold when am about to enter her my penis went totally flaccid.
.
Then i started kissing and fingeringgg her again, but (for where) he no gree stand, she rub am, rub rub rub but na lie. the tin no gree stand, my body that was totally very hot before when we were romancing went very cold.
.
I was in so much anger that i did't know when i asked her in a slow tone that did she has any spiritual husband that is watching her, at first she did't understand, then i explained to her what spiritual husband means and how they works
.
Mhen this was the first time ever that i saw her real angry with me, but i apologized immediately.
.
Then she went to where her aunt sent her that she is coming back.
.
When she came back my body was very lively again, but there was one problem my mother and sisters are back, there was no all night.
.
It was then she started urging me that we should look for another place to do it, that she really loves to do it this night. But it was too late because i have no where to carry her to. But i made a suggestion that we should go to a near by bush or go to the back of a church that is close to our hood. But she refused with anger
That even if she allows me am willing to take her to a bush to sex her, then i pleaded that am sorry
.
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I swear to God the thing pain me die. I dun mark yesterday date wetin my prickkk do me yesterday i no go ever forget am for my life. I dun put am for yearly anniversary for my phone and i dun mark the date for our wall.
Re: My Manhood Refused To Be Erected, When Its The Main Time For The Show, chaiii by Nobody: 10:36am On Mar 20, 2016
Bestman111:
I have once experienced this. But with olosho. (I have stoped patronizing them o) That nite I no sleep, I dey think wetin exactly happened dat my d**k refused abruptly to eat the punanni I have already paid for. Throughout d toasting/pricing time, my d**k no gree me rest but immediately I wore d cds to penetrate, e went flat and refused to wake up again. D girl sef de confused.
I later learnt dat it's a body reactions. So guy chill, fix a date and place for d rematch and if it happens again, then lv d babe.
.
.
Gbammmmm
Re: My Manhood Refused To Be Erected, When Its The Main Time For The Show, chaiii by tonygee88(m): 11:37am On Mar 20, 2016
JealousPrince:
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Bros no be my fault naaa, na 3 the girl say make i wear before, na struggle she take let me wear the two wen i wear self.
U with the girl get problem.. grin
Re: My Manhood Refused To Be Erected, When Its The Main Time For The Show, chaiii by Nobody: 12:16pm On Mar 20, 2016
tonygee88:
U with the girl get problem.. grin
. . If i dey see her now self i dey vex. The tin too pain me dee
Re: My Manhood Refused To Be Erected, When Its The Main Time For The Show, chaiii by ba7man(m): 12:23pm On Mar 20, 2016
JealousPrince:
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Bros am not Jealous of him, but just stating the obvious.
It's you monikers name I was just joking with. cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: My Manhood Refused To Be Erected, When Its The Main Time For The Show, chaiii by Nobody: 12:36pm On Mar 20, 2016
ba7man:
It's you monikers name I was just joking with. cheesy cheesy cheesy
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Ok, i understand now
Re: My Manhood Refused To Be Erected, When Its The Main Time For The Show, chaiii by dasparrow: 2:19pm On Mar 20, 2016
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.......And your dick will continue to act up until you stop fornicating. Sex is meant for married people. It was created for married people. This is how many of you bring curses upon yourselves and your entire generation. Sex is not love. If you truly love someone, you won't defile that person's body. If you don't respect God and keep on fornicating, you may never be able to use your dick again so desist from fornicating or keep suffering from erectile dysfunction. By the way, you still live in your mother's house? How come you don't have your own crib? Your mates in the western world move out of their parent's home at 18 years of age. If na to have pre-marital sex, na dere dem go see you.
Re: My Manhood Refused To Be Erected, When Its The Main Time For The Show, chaiii by Nobody: 2:51pm On Mar 20, 2016
dasparrow:
@Post

.......And your dick will continue to act up until you stop fornicating. Sex is meant for married people. It was created for married people. This is how many of you bring curses upon yourselves and your entire generation. Sex is not love. If you truly love someone, you won't defile that person's body. If you don't respect God and keep on fornicating, you may never be able to use your dick again so desist from fornicating or keep suffering from erectile dysfunction. By the way, you still live in your mother's house? How come you don't have your own crib? Your mates in the western world move out of their parent's home at 18 years of age. If na to have pre-marital sex, na dere dem go see you.
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I understands what you were saying concerning the pre-marital sex aspect, but concerning the aspect on where i leave. I guess you went too far on that.
Re: My Manhood Refused To Be Erected, When Its The Main Time For The Show, chaiii by pennstate(m): 3:20pm On Mar 20, 2016
Luckyk:
dude! i'm a female
Fine girl you look cute!
Re: My Manhood Refused To Be Erected, When Its The Main Time For The Show, chaiii by MrCork:
JealousPrince:
Hello all nairalanders, there is this girl i love so much, and when i mean love, i love her so very much, she is my everything. She is the definition of beauty.
.
She loves me 10X more than i loves her
.
She is the main reason i just smh when ever i hear guyz says all Naija girls are gold diggers, though she is not from nigeria, she is from Benin Rupublic, but she has been in Nigeria for almost a year now.
.
.
When ever she comes visiting ( though she always comes visiting everyday or almost every day) so when ever she comes visiting we always kiss, cuddle, romance, fingeringgg and all other sexual things.
.
.
So yesterday night when she came, i was so happy because there was no one at home, just only i. Everyone went to an all night.
.
So as normal we started kissing, romancing and all other things, so i asked her for sex, i told her in direct pidgin (are one fucck ooooo, my body dun dey hot ooo) but mba she refused, always telling me that she can't allow me, that i woun't understand, that she don't want to get pregnant now, i told her that i will use two condoms, but she no gree, so after much anger i decided to go and sit in the parlour that i don't need the sex any more, but she followed me there and started kissing me, pressing my whole body against hers and all other things, but i pusher her away in anger, but still yet she no gree she still comes back to do the same.
.
.
Then i decided to leave the house for her, but behold she gave in and hold me back, and she said i should wear the condom, that its because of the love she have for me that she is giving in.
.
I swear the word pain me die, but i did't let her know that she just hurted me with those words. I just acted as normal
.
So i opened the two condoms and i wore them, so she laid in the normal missionary position for me to enter, but behold when am about to enter her my penis went totally flaccid.
.
Then i started kissing and fingeringgg her again, but (for where) he no gree stand, she rub am, rub rub rub but na lie. the tin no gree stand, my body that was totally very hot before when we were romancing went very cold.
.
I was in so much anger that i did't know when i asked her in a slow tone that did she has any spiritual husband that is watching her, at first she did't understand, then i explained to her what spiritual husband means and how they works
.
Mhen this was the first time ever that i saw her real angry with me, but i apologized immediately.
.
Then she went to where her aunt sent her that she is coming back.
.
When she came back my body was very lively again, but there was one problem my mother and sisters are back, there was no all night.
.
It was then she started urging me that we should look for another place to do it, that she really loves to do it this night. But it was too late because i have no where to carry her to. But i made a suggestion that we should go to a near by bush or go to the back of a church that is close to our hood. But she refused with anger
That even if she allows me am willing to take her to a bush to sex her, then i pleaded that am sorry
.
.
I swear to God the thing pain me die. I dun mark yesterday date wetin my prickkk do me yesterday i no go ever forget am for my life. I dun put am for yearly anniversary for my phone and i dun mark the date for our wall.
....bro.find a lightskin female & it will standddup!!!! (TRUE STORY) angry
Re: My Manhood Refused To Be Erected, When Its The Main Time For The Show, chaiii by Fkhalifa(m): 4:41pm On Mar 20, 2016
JealousPrince:
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Eko? You mean the kind of eko that is brownish in colour and looks like sand.
Please bros can you please explain to me the benefit of it mixed with malt, i will love to try it.
eko, whitish in colour usually wrapped with moin moin leaf, it supplies blood to the system
Re: My Manhood Refused To Be Erected, When Its The Main Time For The Show, chaiii by JohnieWalker(m): 6:23pm On Mar 20, 2016
dis same level just apun to me yesterday o....I finish first half wella make I start second half afta break na my gbola say e no go enta field play match o d babe suck, jerk bros no gree respond o d tin cum do me lyk nairabet as if my gbola do me JW to win either half
Re: My Manhood Refused To Be Erected, When Its The Main Time For The Show, chaiii by Rozaystunna(m): 6:43pm On Mar 20, 2016
dotmanxp:
it's not magun, its either u masturbate too much and only sensitive to ur touch or u watch and masturbate to porn thereby giving u porn induced errectile dysfunction. the only solution is to stop watching porn and stop masturbation. after about 3 months u should be fine. it is called rebooting.
iswr down am experiencing this shit pretty messed up tho u hit d nail by d hammer cuzz
Re: My Manhood Refused To Be Erected, When Its The Main Time For The Show, chaiii by Rozaystunna(m): 6:45pm On Mar 20, 2016
JealousPrince:
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Yeah u may be right, i masturbated four days straight before the main day.
guy iswr av been I'm dis exact situation niggad got yo stop calling am dying
Re: My Manhood Refused To Be Erected, When Its The Main Time For The Show, chaiii by Nobody: 8:28pm On Mar 20, 2016
Fkhalifa:
eko, whitish in colour usually wrapped with moin moin leaf, it supplies blood to the system
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The eko i know, has a brownish back, but does the one you are discribing has another name it is called?
Re: My Manhood Refused To Be Erected, When Its The Main Time For The Show, chaiii by Nobody: 8:29pm On Mar 20, 2016
JohnieWalker:
dis same level just apun to me yesterday o....I finish first half wella make I start second half afta break na my gbola say e no go enta field play match o d babe suck, jerk bros no gree respond o d tin cum do me lyk nairabet as if my gbola do me JW to win either half
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I swear to God, all my life i never experience this kind thing before.
Re: My Manhood Refused To Be Erected, When Its The Main Time For The Show, chaiii by Nobody: 8:30pm On Mar 20, 2016
Rozaystunna:
iswr down am experiencing this shit pretty messed up tho u hit d nail by d hammer cuzz
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When yours happened to you, were you masturbating during that period?
Re: My Manhood Refused To Be Erected, When Its The Main Time For The Show, chaiii by dotmanxp(m): 8:43pm On Mar 20, 2016
Rozaystunna:
iswr down am experiencing this shit pretty messed up tho u hit d nail by d hammer cuzz
just try to stop the habit, especially if u r in a relationship. so that u won't be disappointing ur gal always
Re: My Manhood Refused To Be Erected, When Its The Main Time For The Show, chaiii by Rozaystunna(m): 5:23am On Mar 21, 2016
JealousPrince:
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When yours happened to you, were you masturbating during that period?
yeah bro am just working on to discard watching porn
Re: My Manhood Refused To Be Erected, When Its The Main Time For The Show, chaiii by Nobody: 7:29am On Mar 21, 2016
Rozaystunna:
yeah bro am just working on to discard watching porn
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I swear the porn is the main key to it, but am currently doing penis exercise daily with lubricant, i guess that is what is causing my masturbation habit now.
Re: My Manhood Refused To Be Erected, When Its The Main Time For The Show, chaiii by Fkhalifa(m): 8:17am On Mar 21, 2016
JealousPrince:
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The eko i know, has a brownish back, but does the one you are discribing has another name it is called?
its inform of moin moin shape and packaging, I think akamu or smtn,just ask Yoruba ppl you want eko
Re: My Manhood Refused To Be Erected, When Its The Main Time For The Show, chaiii by Nobody: 8:35am On Mar 21, 2016
Fkhalifa:
its inform of moin moin shape and packaging, I think akamu or smtn,just ask Yoruba ppl you want eko
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Ok, i will go look for it today.
Re: My Manhood Refused To Be Erected, When Its The Main Time For The Show, chaiii by Nobody: 12:58pm On Mar 21, 2016
Luckyk:
dude! i'm a female
So u read & knw abt erectn nd plick abi? undecided

Yet u are a choir mistress, I go tell deaconess
Re: My Manhood Refused To Be Erected, When Its The Main Time For The Show, chaiii by Nobody: 12:01am On Mar 22, 2016
BennieWang:
So u read & knw abt erectn nd plick abi? undecided
Yet u are a choir mistress, I go tell deaconess
. . Gbammmmm
Re: My Manhood Refused To Be Erected, When Its The Main Time For The Show, chaiii by Nobody: 12:13am On Mar 22, 2016
JealousPrince:
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Gbammmmm
Brotherly
Re: My Manhood Refused To Be Erected, When Its The Main Time For The Show, chaiii by Nobody: 7:17am On Mar 22, 2016
BennieWang:
Brotherly
. . What is that for?
Re: My Manhood Refused To Be Erected, When Its The Main Time For The Show, chaiii by Nobody: 8:21am On Mar 26, 2016
tonygee88:
U with the girl get problem.. grin
Re: My Manhood Refused To Be Erected, When Its The Main Time For The Show, chaiii by Iceking1(m): 11:00pm On Mar 28, 2016
Smh
Re: My Manhood Refused To Be Erected, When Its The Main Time For The Show, chaiii by Iceking1(m): 11:01pm On Mar 28, 2016
BennieWang:
So u read & knw abt erectn nd plick abi? undecided
Yet u are a choir mistress, I go tell deaconess
. . Lol
Re: My Manhood Refused To Be Erected, When Its The Main Time For The Show, chaiii by Nobody: 8:52am On Apr 02, 2016
Iceking1:
. . Lol
. . Meaning? Why the laughing.
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