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HateU2:
It's a counter thread bro. U geerit English teacher

KingRex1:
..thats how she formed a new acronym.

Marlvin:
You really don't get it do you, how abouh you make a research on the word 'Quality/Qualities , you'd sure realise you rubbished your whatever I mean the whole list , with that word. cos like I pointed out , it just doesn't correlate.


nice try at sarcasm

HateU2:
I see

prettythicksme:
So u r happy because i am jobless right?

HateU2:

chibwike:
I was thinking you were saying facebook

HateU2:
lol
I see dat u ar jobless
Not happy about it thou
Erm erm...
I also need a job




Dat ur Dp ehn, cants stop laffing

prettythicksme:
Em em i was just pulling ur legs,thank God u check my dp.Dat is d job i do for pple&since u also need job i have clients u can work with.Wait,are a pilot&can u operate helicopter very well?

HateU2:
Lol No bro Fake Boyfrnd

chibwike:
Ehen...ok na

sorry for asking... Buh who are you hating

Stupedinluv:


Example

Smellym. outh

tosyne2much:
Thank God I don't belong to any of the categories


*nobody should quote me*

Smellymouth:

HateU2:
Here is the counter thread . Enjoy



1. FB are all asewos . They can fvck different number of girls anyday, aanytime. Goan see them for 'sexuality section '

2. FB are all fvckboys, he calls and chats with different ladies inviting them to come over.

3. FB won't respect you. I mean, he will chat with girls even when you are beside him(something he won't allow you to do). He will even seize your phone


4. FB will treat you like a slave girl, always ordering you around as if you are a maid in his house.


5. FB won't appreciate you. Even your cookings, he won't say 'thank you' after spending hours in the kitchen just to satisfy him.

6. FB will talk to his friends about you(bad things ooo). He will call you 'side chicks' to other guys.


7. FB always looks perfect. I mean you will think you have met the 'perfect' man in the world.


8. FB will always make you fall in love. Since they act as perfect BF, you gat no choice than to fall in love.


9. FB won't call/chat with you unless he needs your help. He will remember he have a GF aroound whenever he needs your help because you are the only good 'girl' he can see around but won't fall in love with you because you don't have 'big yansh or big boobs'. (He's still looking for that)

10. FB will complain about your weight/height. ' Too slim or too fat', 'too short, not too tall', 'small yansh(while he likes it big). Blabla like that.



You can never satisfy a FB because he will keep looking/searching for that girl he will never find. In short, we are all side chicks to a FB till we are all fully married. Don't get it twisted. Just be yourself and a guy who likes u 'short, tall, fat'n slim, small yaansh, big yansh, small boobs, big boobs' will come one day and appreciate what FB can't see in you.

Happy easter to y'all nairalanders

[size=14pt] ^^^^^^^^^^^bored housewife!!!((((SHAME)))[/size]