1) A fake boyfriend is always a "scrub" attaching himself to rich friends just to impress you whereas he's a complete pauper,no kobo, no shishi.

2) A fake boyfriend never appreciates, he always expects more.

3) A fake boyfriend always wants to have sex 247,he believes every lady he's dating should be a sex machine to satisfy his broke ass.That's all he has to offer! His dick!

4) A fake boyfriend would never invite you to meet his family, it's a taboo to him.

5) A fake boyfriend dares not take you out and buy expensive brand of wines, his favourite drink is beer(180naira) while he orders malt or smirnoff ice for you to save cost. I lie?

6) A fake boyfriend always lies and cheats,thats his signature!

7) A fake boyfriend always has a phone password,infact he protects his phone more than his mum and takes it with him everywhere, even in the toilet.

A fake boyfriend fights in public to prove to you he's strong! How daft!

A fake boyfriend would never talk of future plans,because he doesn't plan to be in it.He avoids such topics like a plague.

9) A fake boyfriend would never take responsibility for his actions,he's ready to argue and nag till eternity,that fuels his ego cos actually he's a baby.

10) A fake boyfriend doesn't like to use a condom,he says it's better raw but when his babe gets pregnant the first word that comes to his mind is Abortion.

TRUE OR FALSE

@op. What is the meaning of fake boyfwd according 2 u?

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What you wrote is directed at

"A fake boyfriend is broke, he doesn't give money"

That's what your 1 - 5 is saying..

Besides future plans? What's your definition of future plans pls? Marriage? How old is the boyfriend? That his future plan should be marriage? Some Ladies.. lol

Also a fake boyfriend always fight in public, ok he shouldn't defend himself (or you) when threatened? Same you will say he is weak.

He is your boyfriend not your husband. He can secure his phone even with the strongest security.

Nobody likes condoms!

I see this coming, op is a gold digger

Jade, Bet why?

All true indeed...

Madam so u mean after collecting several bashes from that your thread u wanna come justify yourself here? I didn't even read your comment well, let me read again.

Vinshu:
What you wrote is directed at

"A fake boyfriend is broke, he doesn't give money"

That's what your 1 - 5 is saying..

Besides future plans? What's your definition of future plans pls? Marriage? How old is the boyfriend? That his future plan should be marriage? Some Ladies.. lol

Smellymouth:

Op will probably marry Obasanjo in the future. Prophecy 2016

Jadekitana:
Madam so u mean after collecting several bashes from that your thread u wanna come justify yourself here? I didn't even read your comment well, let me read again.

Read it again.

My thread still stands and my theory on that thread still stands.

I am summarizing what you wrote. Your 1 - 5 is one point. (A fake boyfriend is broke)

OP, You need 3 things... Which are;

1) Slap

2) Money

3) Jesus!!

Vinshu:
What you wrote is directed at

"A fake boyfriend is broke, he doesn't give money"

That's what your 1 - 5 is saying..

Besides future plans? What's your definition of future plans pls? Marriage? How old is the boyfriend? That his future plan should be marriage? Some Ladies.. lol

Also a fake boyfriend always fight in public, ok he shouldn't defend himself (or you) when threatened? Same you will say he is weak.

He is your boyfriend not your husband. He can secure his phone even with the strongest security.

Nobody likes condoms!

Madam vinshu, you are countering this thread, unbelievable

Vinshu:
What you wrote is directed at

"A fake boyfriend is broke, he doesn't give money"

That's what your 1 - 5 is saying..

Besides future plans? What's your definition of future plans pls? Marriage? How old is the boyfriend? That his future plan should be marriage? Some Ladies.. lol

Also a fake boyfriend always fight in public, ok he shouldn't defend himself (or you) when threatened? Same you will say he is weak.

He is your boyfriend not your husband. He can secure his phone even with the strongest security.

Nobody likes condoms!

Pls can u borrow the OP a little brain out of your numerous

Vinshu:


Read it again.

My thread still stands and my theory on that thread still stands.

I am summarizing what you wrote. Your 1 - 5 is one point. (A fake boyfriend is broke)

I don't know how you passed Summary in English language in your Secondary school..!!

But if you really wana show your English language talents, why don't you wait till you write your post-Ume??

Madam keep quiet and stop being an asslicker here! You can't do that on my thread. Were you not the same lady who opened a thread some weeks ago stating that a man without a car and house has no business dating? Oh the insults you got formatted your mentality I guess! If you don't have the heart don't come here spewing thrash, I have zero tolerance for fake ladies. Take this your pretentious asslicking self off my thread! I know your types,trying to seek redemption after messing up but it's too late! You already told the house u a materialistic type. I don't pretend or asslick here,when next you wanna do that kind of rubbish,remember whose thread it is. Now peacefully leave before I finish you here

Vinshu:
What you wrote is directed at

"A fake boyfriend is broke, he doesn't give money"

That's what your 1 - 5 is saying..

Besides future plans? What's your definition of future plans pls? Marriage? How old is the boyfriend? That his future plan should be marriage? Some Ladies.. lol

Also a fake boyfriend always fight in public, ok he shouldn't defend himself (or you) when threatened? Same you will say he is weak.

He is your boyfriend not your husband. He can secure his phone even with the strongest security.

Nobody likes condoms!

A fake boyfriend will always take...

...you to a mini mart and not a shopping mall

Very fake thing! Those boyfriendless babes trying to seek recognition here! I can take it from guys not snitches like her.

BiafraBushBoy:


I don't know how you passed Summary in English language in your Secondary school..!!

But if you really wana show your English language talents, why don't you wait till you write your post-Ume??

Who hurt you

Hahaha

Smellymouth:
Jade, Bet why?

Jadekitana:
Very fake thing! Those boyfriendless babes trying to seek recognition here! I can take it from guys not snitches like her.

I don't like that Vinshu guy sorry girl(I.e if she is one) in the first place!!

That doesn't make me support your theory ooo!!

1) Fake boyfriends always support girls no matter what!!

2) They can snitch their fellow guy because of a girl

3) They no dey eva get money!!

4) Their promises that like GEJ transformation agenda!! We dey hear, but we can't see it!!

Is there anything thing like "fake boyfriend"

there is no real boyfriend, if you want a real boyfriend go and marry.

Chisos!

11, A fake boyfriend wants sex on a first date

12. A fake boyfriend does not care about you becoming a better you.

13. A fake boyfriend wants you to act like every other girl.

Now how do you feel?

How do you feel now that you have spilled your frustration out? Hope you feel better.

Now back to the thread,

You stated 10 qualities of a fake boyfriend. And I said that 1 - 5 is one point as it's same thing you are saying. No money!

So you stated only 6 reasons. Now 2 other reasons aren't valid. He fights in public and doesn't have a future plan.

If you were so educated and mature as you claim you would have understood that. I never said your 1 - 5 is not valid. It's 1 point. So you stated 6 not 10.

P.s my theory on a house and a car still stands.

Where are my Voltrons?

Jadekitana:
Madam keep quiet and stop being an asslicker here! You can't do that on my thread. Were you not the same lady who opened a thread some weeks ago stating that a man without a car and house has no business dating? Oh the insults you got formatted your mentality I guess! If you don't have the heart don't come here spewing thrash, I have zero tolerance for fake ladies. Take this your pretentious asslicking self off my thread! I know your types,trying to seek redemption after messing up but it's too late! You already told the house u a materialistic type. I don't pretend or asslick here,when next you wanna do that kind of rubbish,remember whose thread it is. Now peacefully leave before I finish you here

Jadekitana:
[s]Madam keep quiet and stop being an asslicker here! You can't do that on my thread. Were you not the same lady who opened a thread some weeks ago stating that a man without a car and house has no business dating? Oh the insults you got formatted your mentality I guess! If you don't have the heart don't come here spewing thrash, I have zero tolerance for fake ladies. Take this your pretentious asslicking self off my thread! I know your types,trying to seek redemption after messing up but it's too late! You already told the house u a materialistic type. I don't pretend or asslick here,when next you wanna do that kind of rubbish,remember whose thread it is. Now peacefully leave before I finish you here[/s]

That's Bullsh!t.

She didnt counter your thread. If only you had sense you will understand that your point 1 - 5 is the same thing. Did they not teach you Synonyms in school? Which school did you attend? Point 1 - 5 are synonymous to each other thats what she is saying so your useless points are not 10.

mtcheew. Na ur type go dey form online for road na nothing,

Jadekitana:
Madam so u mean after collecting several bashes from that your thread u wanna come justify yourself here? I didn't even read your comment well, let me read again.

Rotflmao

Vinshu:
What you wrote is directed at

"A fake boyfriend is broke, he doesn't give money"

That's what your 1 - 5 is saying..

Besides future plans? What's your definition of future plans pls? Marriage? How old is the boyfriend? That his future plan should be marriage? Some Ladies.. lol

Also a fake boyfriend always fight in public, ok he shouldn't defend himself (or you) when threatened? Same you will say he is weak.

He is your boyfriend not your husband. He can secure his phone even with the strongest security.

Nobody likes condoms!

I wanna kiss u 4 dis coment, I av lost hope 4 u b4 bt I mite like u

Vinshu:
What you wrote is directed at

"A fake boyfriend is broke, he doesn't give money"

That's what your 1 - 5 is saying..

Besides future plans? What's your definition of future plans pls? Marriage? How old is the boyfriend? That his future plan should be marriage? Some Ladies.. lol

Also a fake boyfriend always fight in public, ok he shouldn't defend himself (or you) when threatened? Same you will say he is weak.

He is your boyfriend not your husband. He can secure his phone even with the strongest security.

Nobody likes condoms!

Correct babe, i feel like hugging u.

When NL raises confusion on the camp of some peepz.

Just laffing in 5D. Vins.hu, Jadekita.na & Cool.six