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Re: Hilarious Nicknames Given To You When You Were In Secondary School by dewaskillz: 7:49am On Mar 31, 2016
Lasisi..... Federal Government College Enugu.

Lasisi la gwo gwo. Ajo nwa.

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Re: Hilarious Nicknames Given To You When You Were In Secondary School by curvilicious: 7:49am On Mar 31, 2016
iamoracle:
During my secondary school days, mehn, d nickname was so hilarious, "Agbodo" meaning "a known fish to d yorubas"

I knw d fish lol
Re: Hilarious Nicknames Given To You When You Were In Secondary School by Nobody: 7:50am On Mar 31, 2016
Mine was "south"

I use to act like an Arab nigga. Always ready for the inevitable. Was very rough then. I will fight from school gate to my house. Enugu uwani boys
Re: Hilarious Nicknames Given To You When You Were In Secondary School by Nobody: 7:50am On Mar 31, 2016
OCHIA was my nickname in the sec. Sch. Back then.
I love smiling all the tym, thatz why the name came out.

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Re: Hilarious Nicknames Given To You When You Were In Secondary School by Epatty(f): 7:50am On Mar 31, 2016
Mine was Zoba cos I was into lez...
Re: Hilarious Nicknames Given To You When You Were In Secondary School by iamgiggssleaky(m): 7:50am On Mar 31, 2016
jesussaves22:
I am known as a professor. Then in UNIPORT i was known as professor emeritus..... Knowing book they sweet oh. If you know book well well girls will fall for you untill u are unable to come...... Chief impersonator one

Re: Hilarious Nicknames Given To You When You Were In Secondary School by prinsam30: 7:51am On Mar 31, 2016
Mine was SPARTACUS back then in 90s. because I know how to fvck them girls and cause trouble within them, dis one no b joke ooo
Re: Hilarious Nicknames Given To You When You Were In Secondary School by okonja(m): 7:51am On Mar 31, 2016
"Biggy"..I was damn big during my remedial, but normal now. grin

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Re: Hilarious Nicknames Given To You When You Were In Secondary School by Luqso1(m): 7:51am On Mar 31, 2016
Luqso.
Re: Hilarious Nicknames Given To You When You Were In Secondary School by laviecontinue: 7:51am On Mar 31, 2016
Le your ball(run after your ball) when u play football in secondr sch and most of your team mate are igbo who doesn't speak yoruba much and you a yoruba girl who is just learning that borowed language, you can only SHOUT @ them to "le your ball" cheesy cheesy cheesy sweet sweet memory.

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Re: Hilarious Nicknames Given To You When You Were In Secondary School by Hardexx(m): 7:52am On Mar 31, 2016
mine was Adex derived from my name Adebisi during my college day. but wen I gain admission to UI my female friends started calling me brave one because am brave.

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Re: Hilarious Nicknames Given To You When You Were In Secondary School by curvilicious: 7:54am On Mar 31, 2016
In JSS they used to call me one of the three witches (cos were 3 friends wt similar character) grin

In SSS it was Osmosis undecided

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Re: Hilarious Nicknames Given To You When You Were In Secondary School by Luqso1(m): 7:54am On Mar 31, 2016
Luqso
Re: Hilarious Nicknames Given To You When You Were In Secondary School by lycann(m): 7:54am On Mar 31, 2016
I was called "moni we" (I have books). I was caught by my yoruba teacher for drawing cartoon series on my note... As she was beating the living daylight out of me, I screamed I have books.

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Re: Hilarious Nicknames Given To You When You Were In Secondary School by AlienStar: 7:56am On Mar 31, 2016
Mpe 'cause i was small for my class, that's then sha.

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Re: Hilarious Nicknames Given To You When You Were In Secondary School by Nobody: 7:57am On Mar 31, 2016
tanchere. I was one of the smallest in class back then

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Re: Hilarious Nicknames Given To You When You Were In Secondary School by jobsat34(m): 7:57am On Mar 31, 2016
DaZion:
Come share urs guys.
DanceVille Naijaboiy Smellymouth Dharmyinks HateU2 Loveu2 Halfricanadian
To mention a few.
mine was John Fake.. we had 2 John but mine was the weaker one...
Re: Hilarious Nicknames Given To You When You Were In Secondary School by heavenlychy: 7:57am On Mar 31, 2016
Mine was Agbani because I was really slender and tall grin I miss the shape now

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Re: Hilarious Nicknames Given To You When You Were In Secondary School by chidibond(m): 7:58am On Mar 31, 2016
Mine was Oga de long, because of my protruding forehead. So so annoying.

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Re: Hilarious Nicknames Given To You When You Were In Secondary School by xbee20(m): 7:58am On Mar 31, 2016
Monalisa185:
IRON LEG....back then in secondary school, any sandals, shoes or slippers my legs enter must cut or spoil before the end of that day cheesycheesy
Yours got me laughing till the whole house came knocking on my door to ask what's happening!!!

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Re: Hilarious Nicknames Given To You When You Were In Secondary School by succyreal(m): 8:00am On Mar 31, 2016
mine was " Ekpe Itid"

If you know the meaning that means u know it.
Re: Hilarious Nicknames Given To You When You Were In Secondary School by curvilicious: 8:00am On Mar 31, 2016
mikketech:
Mine was "south"

I use to act like an Arab nigga. Always ready for the inevitable. Was very rough then. I will fight from school gate to my house. Enugu uwani boys


Roughians I hated my classmate Shogo 4 dis habit
Re: Hilarious Nicknames Given To You When You Were In Secondary School by herkeym001(m): 8:01am On Mar 31, 2016
mine was very embarrassing, I no accept am but guys call me that name till we finish writing our SSS3 exam. During yoruba lecture in SSS1, I was dozing, then, I mistakenly answered "yes sir" when Ogbeni Alani (Yoruba teacher) says "Elede Iya Ojo" becos I thought he was calling me.
"Elede Iya ojo" means "ojo's mum PIG"

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Re: Hilarious Nicknames Given To You When You Were In Secondary School by Exponental(m): 8:04am On Mar 31, 2016
OBO.... cos I get small ikebe n it was an only boys school. jss sha!
Re: Hilarious Nicknames Given To You When You Were In Secondary School by Naomite(f): 8:04am On Mar 31, 2016
Back then dey call me "rainbow scorpion" cos I am very difficult 2 predict. Meaning I have different side grin
But in my uni days, I was given d name "skul girl" cos of they way I love dressing with my googles on every time.
Re: Hilarious Nicknames Given To You When You Were In Secondary School by mentorandfriend(m): 8:06am On Mar 31, 2016
DaZion:
Sure we all attended secondary school right? And that was when the school life fun begins..

Many of us were given hilarious nicknames by friends, Teachers, classmates etc..

Then share with us hilarious nicknames given to you when you were in secondary school.

Lemme first share mine..

My nickname was "bruce Lee"..
There was a day I beat a girl up mercilessly in my class because she messed up with my Further Mathematics textbook..
And I went to her that why did she destroyed my textbook? She said she wasn't the one.
I responded that "Is she out of her mind"? And she slapped me..
That's why I beat her ooo, almost killing her..
Since that day my classmates gave me the nickname..."Bruce Lee".

Share yours and let the fun begin.
Bruce Lee, for beating up a girl? Like seriously? Lol. Hope you beat your fellow guys too?
Re: Hilarious Nicknames Given To You When You Were In Secondary School by tottinova: 8:09am On Mar 31, 2016
DaZion:
Sure we all attended secondary school right? And that was when the school life fun begins..

Many of us were given hilarious nicknames by friends, Teachers, classmates etc..

Then share with us hilarious nicknames given to you when you were in secondary school.

Lemme first share mine..

My nickname was "bruce Lee"..
There was a day I beat a girl up mercilessly in my class because she messed up with my Further Mathematics textbook..
And I went to her that why did she destroyed my textbook? She said she wasn't the one.
I responded that "Is she out of her mind"? And she slapped me..
That's why I beat her ooo, almost killing her..
Since that day my classmates gave me the nickname..."Bruce Lee".

Share yours and let the fun begin.

Mine was BEEF
They also called be KOLOMA And my younger brother JUNIOR KOLO grin
Re: Hilarious Nicknames Given To You When You Were In Secondary School by Nobody: 8:12am On Mar 31, 2016
curvilicious:



Roughians I hated my classmate Shogo 4 dis habit
Lols. That was then bro. But it was fun. So so fun. We even book appointment to fight.
Re: Hilarious Nicknames Given To You When You Were In Secondary School by UcGadaz(m): 8:13am On Mar 31, 2016
;DHad so many annoying nicks .. One was ISHI EKWE..... because of the shape of my LEGENDARY HEAD

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Re: Hilarious Nicknames Given To You When You Were In Secondary School by Lildoks(m): 8:14am On Mar 31, 2016
Doks from my surname Dosunmu
Re: Hilarious Nicknames Given To You When You Were In Secondary School by Dayshow: 8:15am On Mar 31, 2016
Mine was DAYSHOW and i stil use it till date. Jst love it!
Re: Hilarious Nicknames Given To You When You Were In Secondary School by kaka74: 8:16am On Mar 31, 2016
Mine was small cos I was d smallest nd one of the youngest in my set till ss2 during inter - house sports our housemaster av see me play football for quuadrangle so he was always am a gud player jst dat am small omo dat day dem dey beat my house 2 0 na I'm dey come call me oo one of d smallest guy for ss2 carry me put for match wey benue house defenders na huge men most of dem ss3 I scored 1 lovely curler from outside the box nd 2 overhead kicks damnnn omo na so I take turn star ooo come see all those bigs girls fo our set wan use boobs squeze me to death Me wey dey say hi from afar anyway dem change my name to KAKA dat day cos I was wearing an acmilan jersey no 22 dat day

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