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Hilarious Nicknames Given To You When You Were In Secondary School by DaZion(m): 11:00am On Mar 30, 2016
Sure we all attended secondary school right? And that was when the school life fun begins..

Many of us were given hilarious nicknames by friends, Teachers, classmates etc..

Then share with us hilarious nicknames given to you when you were in secondary school.

Lemme first share mine..

My nickname was "bruce Lee"..
There was a day I beat a girl up mercilessly in my class because she messed up with my Further Mathematics textbook..
And I went to her that why did she destroyed my textbook? She said she wasn't the one.
I responded that "Is she out of her mind"? And she slapped me..
That's why I beat her ooo, almost killing her..
Since that day my classmates gave me the nickname..."Bruce Lee".

Share yours and let the fun begin.

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Re: Hilarious Nicknames Given To You When You Were In Secondary School by Nobody: 11:01am On Mar 30, 2016
My own na Iron suffer

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Re: Hilarious Nicknames Given To You When You Were In Secondary School by DaZion(m): 11:05am On Mar 30, 2016
Come share urs guys.
DanceVille Naijaboiy Smellymouth Dharmyinks HateU2 Loveu2 Halfricanadian
To mention a few.
Re: Hilarious Nicknames Given To You When You Were In Secondary School by DaZion(m): 11:06am On Mar 30, 2016
olihilistic:
My own na Iron suffer
funny bro.
Re: Hilarious Nicknames Given To You When You Were In Secondary School by Smellymouth: 11:07am On Mar 30, 2016
I was called 50/50 cheesy because I sabi carry expo and I love sharing the answers cool

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Re: Hilarious Nicknames Given To You When You Were In Secondary School by jesussaves22: 11:10am On Mar 30, 2016
I am known as a professor. Then in UNIPORT i was known as professor emeritus..... Knowing book they sweet oh. If you know book well well girls will fall for you untill u are unable to come...... Chief impersonator one

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Re: Hilarious Nicknames Given To You When You Were In Secondary School by Uthman51(m): 11:11am On Mar 30, 2016
my own name "APARI 1"

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Re: Hilarious Nicknames Given To You When You Were In Secondary School by Nobody: 11:12am On Mar 30, 2016
DaZion:
Come share urs guys.

DanceV.ille
Naija.boiy
Smellymo.uth
Dharmyin.ks
Hate.U2
Love.u2
Halfricana.dian

To mention a few.
my name is too sweet to change 4 em cheesy.

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Re: Hilarious Nicknames Given To You When You Were In Secondary School by DanceVille(f): 11:13am On Mar 30, 2016
Yes baba! I dey here oo..
Mine is "Stone Cold". My dad always barb my hair finish, u no go see any small hair remaining.. The head go dey shine as if it's a brand new toyota camry vehicle.
Chaii! Gone are the days.

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Re: Hilarious Nicknames Given To You When You Were In Secondary School by Monalisa185(f): 11:14am On Mar 30, 2016
IRON LEG....back then in secondary school, any sandals, shoes or slippers my legs enter must cut or spoil before the end of that day cheesycheesy

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Re: Hilarious Nicknames Given To You When You Were In Secondary School by xender(m): 11:17am On Mar 30, 2016
u beat up a girl? that's bad ..

well mine was grabito ...I was one of the "grabest' grin


if there is any word like "grabest' sef "grin

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Re: Hilarious Nicknames Given To You When You Were In Secondary School by halfricanadian(f): 11:27am On Mar 30, 2016
DaZion:
Come share urs guys.

DanceVille
Naijaboiy
Smellymouth
Dharmyinks
HateU2
Loveu2
Halfricanadian

To mention a few.

AREA MOTHER

I TEAR EYE THAT TIME

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Re: Hilarious Nicknames Given To You When You Were In Secondary School by DaZion(m): 11:32am On Mar 30, 2016
Monalisa185:
IRON LEG....back then in secondary school, any sandals, shoes or slippers my legs enter must cut or spoil before the end of that day cheesycheesy
That is very funny

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Re: Hilarious Nicknames Given To You When You Were In Secondary School by Nobody: 11:35am On Mar 30, 2016
My frnds gave me 'Eji' because I'm blessed with a very nice diastema

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Re: Hilarious Nicknames Given To You When You Were In Secondary School by Oskidoo(m): 12:10pm On Mar 30, 2016
mine was Mr crabs... like the Mr crabs in spongebob

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Re: Hilarious Nicknames Given To You When You Were In Secondary School by DanceVille(f): 4:09pm On Mar 30, 2016
Uthman51:
my own name "APARI 1"
Lol! That one dey pain person pass.

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Re: Hilarious Nicknames Given To You When You Were In Secondary School by Nobody: 12:56am On Mar 31, 2016
SPOTLESS DUDE bcuz girls were always tripping
that's wah brut abt my moniker seff
Re: Hilarious Nicknames Given To You When You Were In Secondary School by fineyemi(m): 7:08am On Mar 31, 2016
Mine was eyin ronaldo ( ronaldo teeth) Nt CR7, I mean delima ronaldo. My 2 front teeth came out like dat of ronaldo. But now am looking cute.

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Re: Hilarious Nicknames Given To You When You Were In Secondary School by Dhapzy(m): 7:10am On Mar 31, 2016
Chaiii.. As we enta ss1 newly my biology teacher come the teach nd he made mention of spirogyra.. Omo see as the name sweet... Na him i turn am to my nickname.. Lol, na so my guys d hail SPIROoooooooooo, its a bygone sha........

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Re: Hilarious Nicknames Given To You When You Were In Secondary School by lasisi69: 7:34am On Mar 31, 2016
Lasisi....

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Re: Hilarious Nicknames Given To You When You Were In Secondary School by Daniel058(m): 7:35am On Mar 31, 2016
O dikwa very RISKY ooooooooooooooo.. I no wan call my own biko..

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Re: Hilarious Nicknames Given To You When You Were In Secondary School by thefakestan: 7:35am On Mar 31, 2016
I didn't have never did, and Never will.









ThefakeStan
Re: Hilarious Nicknames Given To You When You Were In Secondary School by Lanceslot(m): 7:36am On Mar 31, 2016
"Obu egbe" given to me by our SP when we just entered JSS1. Now I can't explain the motive behind that nickname, but I know I was very sophisticated back then.
Re: Hilarious Nicknames Given To You When You Were In Secondary School by Helkayklassic(m): 7:36am On Mar 31, 2016
Balo...Can't really remember how the name was coined. There is a guy called Full chicken back then because he walks like a chicken..High school days was fun.

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Re: Hilarious Nicknames Given To You When You Were In Secondary School by henrydadon(m): 7:36am On Mar 31, 2016
so of u will come here to lie..but that none of my business
Re: Hilarious Nicknames Given To You When You Were In Secondary School by Gracito(f): 7:36am On Mar 31, 2016
The head grin I had a very big opi and I was very proud of it sef

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Re: Hilarious Nicknames Given To You When You Were In Secondary School by Sirmuel1(m): 7:36am On Mar 31, 2016
EFI IWE.

yoruba folks should understand better wink

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Re: Hilarious Nicknames Given To You When You Were In Secondary School by EDhims(m): 7:36am On Mar 31, 2016
Ebeanzo for liking beans so much

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Re: Hilarious Nicknames Given To You When You Were In Secondary School by IVORY2009(m): 7:36am On Mar 31, 2016
Livingstone tongue
Re: Hilarious Nicknames Given To You When You Were In Secondary School by mallamseifaldin(m): 7:37am On Mar 31, 2016
KATO BURA.. A.K.A MAI CHIN DURI.....




MY PLUS SIZE EARNED ME THE NAME..

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Re: Hilarious Nicknames Given To You When You Were In Secondary School by Donpoker9(m): 7:37am On Mar 31, 2016
Bowman's capsule

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Re: Hilarious Nicknames Given To You When You Were In Secondary School by menix(m): 7:37am On Mar 31, 2016
Uwa Mmebi...

Cous am alwways conscious of the 2nd coming of the lord..

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