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THANK GOD YESTERDAY WAS APRIL 1ST. JUST TELL HER IT'S APRIL FOOL.
BUT NAWA YOU O BROS, HOW YOU TAKE DRINK ENTER THAT LEVEL?

Tell her it's an April fool stunt through an SMS.


BTW, how old are you? With the space at which you're drinking your life away, I hope you won't (someday) slap your parents?

So ur own april fool extends to day 2 continue

Guy wey u suppose sell to Devil,u still dey advice am. Nawa o. April fool ko,April foolish ni. Mumu of the highest order.

you wan make the girl commit suicide?maybe take her back to the bar, drink yourself to stupor again and ask the DJ to stop the music that u gave an important announcement ,then tell her it was an April fool stunt .

Na d same rope tie u and this lady

Lol.
Just call her tell her it's an extended April fool prank and hope she doesn't send thunder, brimstone and obatala after u
Gudluck on ur quest and happy married life in advance if u fail to undo d proposal!

April fool continues... Tell her it's a joke... But be ready for the unexpected... #dropsMic

Na wah ooo. Men sha!

Pic or idonblivit

Oho! You don enta am. You are in for it. That's why I always advise peeps that if they must drink or smoke, they should not take more than their small heads could carry. Your moniker betrays you as one who is well deep in the act. Pele o. There's no way we could prescribe a reasonable something that could remedy the situation. Just take heart.

But OP, if this is some stüpid April fool stunt, then may your balls be twisted vigorously with pliers.

Buhahahahahahahaha u don enter am!

The Lord has answered her prayers

Hahaha. Op it simples.
Call for a proper engagement party. Get her drunk at the party. The next day, tell her that she was so drunk yesterday that she asked for a divorce and you accepted.

funmind:
Na wah ooo. Men sha!

Don't mind them. All of them will be reported at Panti, including myself!!!

thats wat beyonce and jayz called drunk in love na.......oya begin dance skelewu to it...ur palava

Make sure u are drunk again when explaining to her and ur friends that u were under intoxicant influence

That way, the would easily understand u for the drunk u are

smh

cocaineaddict:
dudes please this is a serious issue, I can't just call and tell her twas an April fool's joke. It's not that simple. Y'all gotta put urselves in ma shoes.

Then live with ur mistake and marry her, don't worry you guys will make a good couple,

funmind:
Na wah ooo. Men sha!

Women sha...wetin men do?

OP don't use that April fool stunt,it's not cool....just tell her d truth, u were drunk, stoned and didn't know what u were doing. Tell her u do like her but u haven't thought the proposal thing through. That is more reasonable.

Using April fool will give her a feeling she's just a joke to you. Besides, dis ur story is kinda hard to believe anyway.

Smellymouth:
Na d same rope tie u and this lady

first time I saw this thing eh.. Laugh wanted to kee me

oga go drink and take weed again and undo the proposal. even if she beat you tire, yab you like tomorrow no dey u no go remember. Savvy?

Just here to reaf comments incase it happens to me

Veektoria:
first time I saw this thing eh.. Laugh wanted to kee me

cocaineaddict:
yesterday was my friends birthday (still battling with the hangover right now). Now there is this babe I knew through a friend. We've been 2geda for a month. I got so high with weed and vodka, i'm told I ordered the dj to stop the music that I got an important announcement to make. I knelt down and asked this babe to be my wife and mother of my kids, I have this small ring I always wear on my last finger so I guess that's wat I gave her cos I can't find it no more.

Now the thing is this, I don't love this babe. We both know it's just sex and I've even passed her to my boss b4 and he fukked. I woke up this morning to see like 5 messages from her telling me how excited and happy she is for the proposal. I don't know how to explain to her and friends that I was high when I made the proposal.

While April fools for some is just a day...its clear some people are fools everyday...ride on Bro...your foolishness is mesmerising

Mehn, I wanted to Laugh then I Remembered my Own Jonsing cos Of Highness...Mein N!gga, Just Text her to tell her it was April Fool...Then Commot your house go Sit down for you Neighbour Place Cos Anything can happen

Mstcheeew. Super story.

Simple. Get drunk again then call it off

i need wedding invitation card o

It shall be permanent!!!! Lol