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Advantages Of Fuel Scarcity In Nigeria by babdap(op): 3:25pm On Apr 03, 2016
1) Most compounds are noiseless because 'I better pass my neighbour' generators are on sabbatical leave.
2) Wives are happy because husbands
who like
hanging out are now staying at home
with the family because drinks outside
are not cold and no fuel to drive out.
3) All the housewives are cooking good
food because no more Crunches and Mr Biggs,
4) Kids are reading their books since
watching TV needs fuel.
5) No more congestion in network since
many people's phones are off.
6) Browsing & downloading is faster than before cause not much people are online.
7) Everyone sleeps very early now, No more late night movies.. Light no dey naa
cool There are MORE PRAYERS & less
distractions lolzz.
9) Parents are over-joyed because their children that were always online now concentrates on
their studies
10) Even God himself was very happy when he saw people who haven't gone to church for months and years going to church and staying for both First and second services just to charge their phones... Abi no be so?
Re: Advantages Of Fuel Scarcity In Nigeria by hymanflex(m): 2:06pm On Aug 01, 2016
babdap:
1) Most compounds are noiseless because 'I better pass my neighbour' generators are on sabbatical leave.
2) Wives are happy because husbands
who like
hanging out are now staying at home
with the family because drinks outside
are not cold and no fuel to drive out.
3) All the housewives are cooking good
food because no more Crunches and Mr Biggs,
4) Kids are reading their books since
watching TV needs fuel.
5) No more congestion in network since
many people's phones are off.
6) Browsing & downloading is faster than before cause not much people are online.
7) Everyone sleeps very early now, No more late night movies.. Light no dey naa
cool There are MORE PRAYERS & less
distractions lolzz.
9) Parents are over-joyed because their children that were always online now concentrates on
their studies
10) Even God himself was very happy when he saw people who haven't gone to church for months and years going to church and staying for both First and second services just to charge their phones... Abi no be so?
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