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Re: How I Became The April Fool.. by DuchessLily(f): 9:22pm On Apr 03, 2016

Lol.

Re: How I Became The April Fool.. by write2obi(m): 9:23pm On Apr 03, 2016

Lolz. Classcaptin. You too much. And i love the fact that you ended the joke on a high. Nice piece.

Re: How I Became The April Fool.. by ClassCaptain(op): 9:26pm On Apr 03, 2016

SamsonJohn743:
Ehm OP how she take get ur a/c number:-D;-)

yes sir..

Episode 3 sir

I was really catching my Fun looking for my next prey untill i came across a girl's name on my contact . .. We were quite close back then in the hood.

She had been disturbing me about her birthday coming up on april 8th before we had a little ish.

Re: How I Became The April Fool.. by Nobody: 9:32pm On Apr 03, 2016

OH MY GOD....ma ribs are almost cracked right nw... Classcaptain...thumbs up

Re: How I Became The April Fool.. by Tripgirl: 9:43pm On Apr 03, 2016

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha...

Re: How I Became The April Fool.. by uglodoh(f): 9:54pm On Apr 03, 2016

timbros:
A fatal accident can't end with the victim just nursing a left leg injury biko. ..

If the accident is fatal, then he should have being buried by now.

It is only in ghastly accident that death does occur

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Re: How I Became The April Fool.. by ClassCaptain(op): 9:54pm On Apr 03, 2016

Okaakoko:
I have learnt some pranks here for next year. classcaptain you are too good

oga okaakoko, if i hammer,na u i go first find come,.thanks boss.

Re: How I Became The April Fool.. by molydonhenry(m): 9:57pm On Apr 03, 2016

well i enjoyed ur story, keep it up

Re: How I Became The April Fool.. by lecon4great(m): 10:10pm On Apr 03, 2016

U are a bigger fool

Re: How I Became The April Fool.. by BackOff(m): 10:11pm On Apr 03, 2016

Nice write up ClassCaptain.

I giggled once or twice. I admire your writing skills and your sense of humor.

PS: Thank God sey na joke o because pastor and that your neighbor curses alone don reach to even make u commit suicide.

grin

Re: How I Became The April Fool.. by ClassCaptain(op): 10:16pm On Apr 03, 2016

BackOff:
Nice write up ClassCaptain.

I giggled once or twice. I admire your writing skills and your sense of humor.

PS: Thank God sey na joke o because pastor and that your neighbor curses alone don reach to even make u commit suicide.

thank you so much sir,,,,there are other interesting stories on my profile sir,, you can check on them

God bless you

Re: How I Became The April Fool.. by freecocoa(f): 10:24pm On Apr 03, 2016

chido20:
and if u actually believe dat dis story is true den u must be sick in the head

Kai! But you take style dull o. undecided

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Re: How I Became The April Fool.. by Funkychic(f): 10:27pm On Apr 03, 2016

ClassCaptain:
Episode 9

I was expecting to see an alert in the next 10 mins .

30 mins pass, ??

one hour,??

two hours..;(;(;/ ;\

Haa.. Which kind thing be this.. Why i never see alert...

I was already sweating profusely under the fan...

Hey...hey ... Have you seen the money... .. I summoned up courage to ask her..

Yes...

Ehn.. The cash entered now..

"You . I thought u were daring me.. Oya send the 37k back ,if i no go send 60k give you back "...

I had to say this so that this would encourage her to at least send the money back..

"oh, you are so sweet. This money will do just fine dear. Now thats what am talking about.. I cant thank you enuff for this gift

i was shocked and i could feel small small urine dripping down my trousers..

Haa,but are u sure that will be enough ? Send it back please ,lemme add more for you.

..wow, thanks boo. But why do i have to send it back, if you want to send more, i will gladly accept. That is why i like you.

Haha.. This thing don dey real small small oo..

But are you playing the superioty game again ?
Boo, what game are you talking about ?

That you were sending more money than i sent.. Just now na

haha, dear i dont know what you are talking about oo.

lolzz....thunder fire d devil!

Re: How I Became The April Fool.. by inchristalone12(m): 10:29pm On Apr 03, 2016

Bro, your joke is on point. I laughed from beginning till end. It was damn hilarious.

Re: How I Became The April Fool.. by madgoat(m): 10:34pm On Apr 03, 2016

Nice story....quite hilarious.

Re: How I Became The April Fool.. by Okaakoko(m): 10:42pm On Apr 03, 2016

ClassCaptain:
oga okaakoko, if i hammer,na u i go first find come,.thanks boss.

trust you bro

Re: How I Became The April Fool.. by Oyizza(f): 10:45pm On Apr 03, 2016

lwkmd.... nice one

Re: How I Became The April Fool.. by BackOff(m): 10:47pm On Apr 03, 2016

ClassCaptain:
thank you so much sir,,,,there are other interesting stories on my profile sir,, you can check on them

God bless you

Ok.

I'll check.

Kudos

Re: How I Became The April Fool.. by cally3D(m): 11:33pm On Apr 03, 2016

Elzends:
# grabs a seat Cally3d come gimme gala abeg, i hope you get change

Anumanu

Re: How I Became The April Fool.. by cally3D(m): 11:33pm On Apr 03, 2016

Elzends:
# grabs a seat Cally3d come gimme gala abeg, i hope you get change

Anumanu

Re: How I Became The April Fool.. by Omotayor123(f): 12:19am On Apr 04, 2016

ClassCaptain:
Episode Finale

i tried calling the number. Switched off.

I tried calling her too.

The number you are trying to call is no available. You are now being transferred to voice mail.

For like 30 times.... It seems she had actually barred my number.

Meanwhile , mynd is disturbing me with calls and text..

Is it the prank i played on my pastor that brought me this misfortune ? Or the one i played on my neighbours husband last year when i told him that the chief vigilante of our street was feeding his wife nutrients ...

The poor husband was racing home with his motorcycle to catch his supposed cheating red handed and had a fatal accident on the way.... He is still nursing that injury till date on his left leg...

Till date, he never knew who made that call.. I was planning to tell him it was april fool when he came back but person wey him leg break, how i wan take talk say na joke i follow am joke.

I heard he placed a curse on the caller..

And now here i am.. This is ishi i am calling that is blocked, i have no idea of her new address, relatives or even her social media handles and this is Mynd , disturbing me with calls and msgs to transfer back his money to him or he order his tools on me..

And no one needs to be told how mynd does his own things.

Right now, am beside a bridge, i dont know whether i should jump inside or not because if i jump, it may lead to death and death will make me free from this depression...

*hmmmmnn*

shey make i vex jump ni ??

I was such a fool.

THE END

Abeg Jump jare cheesy

Hilarious story. Good job wink

Re: How I Became The April Fool.. by Sirmuel1(m): 12:33am On Apr 04, 2016

This sentence wan tear my belle grin

"I heard he placed a curse on the caller.."

The story funny sha, I just dey shine teeth grin

You're such a good writer.

Kudos!!!!

Re: How I Became The April Fool.. by cutepaul(m): 5:36am On Apr 04, 2016

ClassCaptain:
Episode Ten

i know sabi when i change everything to pidgin....

Ishilove, abeg abeg, please i take God beg u, even if na 10k help me send am back abeg.. *weeps*

abeg... Please.. I accept that am a fool... That you are not on my level. You are far better than me.

Chimo , please just send the money back ..

... I was already vibrating where i sat as mynd don dey disturb me with 16 missed calls already..

..haa, ishi... Please ..haa.. Ok take 2k out of he money.. Send me all the money wey i add on top.. I take God beg you abeg... Please, i accept defeat oo

ClassCaptain:
Episode Five

This time around., i decided i was going to play a prank on her though i had already punished her for the expensive joke she pulled years back by kpanshing her well.

[size=14pt]So you haff kpansh ishi-love well well.........kai.....classcaptain u bad gan...... [/size]

Re: How I Became The April Fool.. by omojesu202(m): 5:52am On Apr 04, 2016

timbros:
A fatal accident can't end with the victim just nursing a left leg injury biko. ..

If the accident is fatal, then he should have being buried by now.

not everyone involved in fatal accident dies.

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Re: How I Became The April Fool.. by uboma(m): 6:37am On Apr 04, 2016

Nice one @ op.

Its my first time to read your piece and its so damn hilarious. You are really talented.

I will try the joke on a Pastor come next year April.

Lol

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Re: How I Became The April Fool.. by uboma(m): 6:44am On Apr 04, 2016

timbros:
A fatal accident can't end with the victim just nursing a left leg injury biko. ..

If the accident is fatal, then he should have being buried by now.

You need to up your sense of humour dude.
Appreciate the humour in the story and leave grammar for Larry King....

Re: How I Became The April Fool.. by prolificJosh(m): 6:47am On Apr 04, 2016

repogirl:
I was already smiling before I started reading sef....just booking space..... Lemme go and continue.

Modified

Chai,you almost make me burn my soup on fire because I was reluctant to stop reading.

Very good job, perfectly written and funny as hell!

shut up... Hell is no fun..... #speakenglish

Re: How I Became The April Fool.. by repogirl(f): 7:12am On Apr 04, 2016

prolificJosh:
shut up... Hell is no fun..... #speakenglish

figure of speech, okponu.

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Re: How I Became The April Fool.. by wiZbanky(m): 7:26am On Apr 04, 2016

SamsonJohn743:
Ehm OP how she take get ur a/c number:-D;-)

leave him let him continue "april-fooling" us there

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Re: How I Became The April Fool.. by excomarow(m): 7:44am On Apr 04, 2016

I wan chop groundnut make I fit read this story

Re: How I Became The April Fool.. by yinkuschua(m): 8:37am On Apr 04, 2016

Lmao.....Nice one

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