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Agatu again... This place ehn!

The person that took that pics should at least take that woman to hospital.

ricsman:
hope there is a daddy for that baby. no b where then born person matter o. every child needs care.

by the way let someone call the all time senator of Benue state.

Daddy or no daddy, at least she no throw away the pikin.

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I love god

I love gods
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But all is a matter of pencil na. You can always change the 'state' of god by writing him a 'capital' letter




If God had created us, what then creates God?
If we should believe that we are created, then
we should as well believe that the thing that
created us was created too...and the thing
that created the thing that created us was
created too.
So we should be having a family tree that
goes to infinity of who created us. Then our
gods must be some infinite gods and we
ourselves join in the godhood by creating
another person with our manhood. No wonder
Paul the apostle said, "we are gods."
Now if we are gods, don't we deserve to be
worshipped too? Because as far as I know the
stories of gods(Muslim, xtian and Judaism
gods) they were all worshipped. But those
gods were always represented with something
while man speaks the minds of the gods. In
Judaism, a coffin called "the ark of god" was
the representative of god while he sits back
somewhere sipping kunu; while in Christianity,
the word was with god and the word was god.
So we can infer that the word of god is god.
So it is no sin to worship the bible. But which
of the versions of the bible should we
worship, because we have more than a
thousand version. And if we worship the Bible
of the Jehovah's witness, will the bible of KJV
not send down its thunder on us? Because all
the bibles have commanded us saying, "don't
worship other gods but me.
Now we are also gods, says Paul. So is it
meaningful for gods to worship gods? And if
we are gods and we get married, then it
becomes the marriages of the gods. And when
god weds god, they give birth to gods. Now
which god should worship which?
And if we god do not worship god, we have
disobeyed god, because it is in the word of
god that he honors his word than his name.
Now if the word of god is god, then we can
imply that god speaks in tautology by saying
that 'honours his word than his name' which
means 'god honours god's god than god's
god' because the name of god is also god too.
Now if the god of the christian is a letter G in
capital, what state should we then put the
god of Muslim. And if we put it vice versa, the
other god will be angry. Now which of the two
gods is telling the truth? Because god A says
he is the greatest and god b says the same.
Now let's put the two gods in a boxing ring
and see who wins. Yes the two god are known
as warriors because they say they are god of
host.
Anyway, time will tell and we shall know the
truth someday. But I am sure all the gods we
already know will come to be Satan someday,
because they look like liars to me.
Domino Reverad is the father of all these gods
who are contending for power. A true God will
never contend for power because he has all
the power.

Buhari Buhari Buhari

The baby go be guru.....make e no dull like our P*******t, make principal no talk say I dey sure say e go pass maths for WAEC too.

asumo12:
Where's the father?


Anyway congratulation...


Meanwhile...




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~ How are tattoos suppose to be permanent when life’s temporary ?


~ The first woman to ever have twins must have been really confused. 8-t

~ Psychology says First rule in life: If you never go after what you want, you'll never have it.


~ When someone invites you into their home, check to see if they're wearing shoes. If they aren't, yours should be off before they have to ask

~ Cheaters think everyone cheats. Liars think everyone lies. Keep this in mind.


~ Researchers at Boston University are working on technology that will allow you to download skills directly to your brain.

~ The mouth of a jellyfish is also the anus.


And lastly


~ If you ever think you've made a big mistake, just remember that in 1788 the Austrian army mistakenly attacked itself and lost 10,000 men




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you're a fat liar. why exactly 10,000 men.
#in orubebe voice.. we won't take that!!

ricsman:
hope there is a daddy for that baby. no b where then born person matter o. every child needs care.

by the way let someone call the all time senator of Benue state.

What happened to the Governor?

If you've ever been to Agatu, you'd weep for any child born there.
That community is in dire need of attention

When will people in these remote communities experience good social amenities. What about the community health workers.

i feel so sorry for this woman and her innocent cute child because she needs medical attention.

I FEEL LIKE SLAPPING SOMEBODY. WHY ALL THESE?

I pray that this child will grow and brings you joy and happiness. IJN AMEN

About 2weeks ago, I jokingly asked her where she'll deliver the baby. She pointed at one of the classrooms as her potential labour ward. Today it has happened, meaning she possibly wasn't taken to the General Hospital in Ugbokpo which shares a fence with the Primary school housing them.
Meaning it's quite likely I probably gave her her last ante-natal(God forbid!)..Meaning the people of Agatu are still pretty much on their own till now.

Pls I urge all Idoma men and women to pay a pilgrimage to Agatu.

It is well, Congratulations Mrs Patience.

the child will definitely be a teacher or lecturer.........##Agarsprediction##

omojesu202:
you're a fat liar. why exactly 10,000 men.
#in orubebe voice.. we won't take that!!

And u be Omo Jesus abi?

The baby no try oo

amunkita:
The baby urinated on her..
Arusi Apiriapi..

asumo12:
Where's the father?


Anyway congratulation...


Meanwhile...




иιgнт fα¢тχ



кωαиα υкυ




∂ι∂ уσυ киσω тнαт ....


~ How are tattoos suppose to be permanent when life’s temporary ?


~ The first woman to ever have twins must have been really confused. 8-t

~ Psychology says First rule in life: If you never go after what you want, you'll never have it.


~ When someone invites you into their home, check to see if they're wearing shoes. If they aren't, yours should be off before they have to ask

~ Cheaters think everyone cheats. Liars think everyone lies. Keep this in mind.


~ Researchers at Boston University are working on technology that will allow you to download skills directly to your brain.

~ The mouth of a jellyfish is also the anus.


And lastly


~ If you ever think you've made a big mistake, just remember that in 1788 the Austrian army mistakenly attacked itself and lost 10,000 men




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thanks. I really grabbed something

Glory to God

airforcee007:
thanks. I really grabbed something

Hope say no be b**bs u grab Bro!

Benue state only God go save dem. Poverty na serious business. What's David Mark doing? Only God knows

asumo12:
And u be Omo Jesus abi?

chairman, I don't eat everything you give me on the internet. and I ask again, why exactly 10,000? I won't take it.

seyema:
I dey feel for that woman

me seif dey cry.

chumaster:
A...P...C, Buhari!!!!!!!!!!

na buhari impregnate her? abi APC don promise to take care of people like her?

[quote author=omojesu202 post=44413286]chairman, I don't eat everything you give me on the internet. and I ask again, why exactly 10,000? I won't take it. [/quote
U care to know?

ricsman:
hope there is a daddy for that baby. no b where then born person matter o. every child needs care.

by the way let someone call the all time senator of Benue state.

Probably d husband was among those killed by d Fulani's and she displaced other wise why should she be in a classroom?

omojesu202:
chairman, I don't eat everything you give me on the internet. and I ask again, why exactly 10,000? I won't take it.

Source: [url] https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Kar%C3%A1nsebes[/url]

lonelydora:
God Please help us in this country

2nd Stanza says....

Guide our leaders right

In power and the truth to know

Help our youths the truth to know

Mrokaykay:
What happened to the Governor?

He must be somewhere drinking beer and frolicking with Benue State University gals.

Gossiplover:
Do you know what it takes to deliver a child?

He does not reason he is asking foolish question.

chiefolododo:
And why is she sweating

Ode
Didn't you read the topic?
It says "she just finished eating hot amala and ewedu"

When?

FuckTheMod:
Ode

Didn't you read the topic?

It says "she just finished eating hot amala and ewedu"