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The World’s First Vagina Beer Has Arrived by roolnaado(op): 6:08pm On Apr 05, 2016
If there are two things we love in this world, make no mistake: they are beer and vaginas. But up until now, you've had to choose, because it's physically impossible to enjoy both without making a mess.

Gentlemen, let us introduce you to the Order of Yoni—the first brewing company that produces beer from vaginas. Yes, you read that correctly.


This beer is partially made from the essence of a woman’s vagina, or better known as vaginal lactic acid bacteria. The first batch of beer, which probably we won’t be tasting because we don’t live in Europe, is being made from lactic acid bacteria of a smoking hot Czech model, Alexandra Brendlova.



“We were looking for an inspiration, a model who is both beautiful, charming girl and intelligent, eloquent woman,” Wojtek Mann, the founder of the company, told Maxim. “I really appreciate her way of speaking, and I find her body language, the way she walks, very sexual.”


But before you go stockpiling, there some financial aspects that remain unsolved. Order of Yoni’s InieGoGo page has risen only €279 out of €150,000 goal.


If you decide to donate, Mann offers you to taste your own girlfriend only for €10,000. You’ll get a voucher for 60 bottles of beer produced on your girlfriend’s vaginal bacteria.

We've got our fair share of skepticism of how that would actually taste, but hey. It's your call.


http://www.maxim.com/maxim-man/worlds-first-vagina-beer-has-arrived-2016-03

Re: The World’s First Vagina Beer Has Arrived by Nobody: 6:10pm On Apr 05, 2016
Taste great...
Re: The World’s First Vagina Beer Has Arrived by ojnnaco(m): 6:11pm On Apr 05, 2016
That's equivalent to drinking her Pu++y. OMG
Re: The World’s First Vagina Beer Has Arrived by yemsai(f): 6:15pm On Apr 05, 2016
Jesus is so coming soon....hmmm cry
Re: The World’s First Vagina Beer Has Arrived by Infajay(m): 6:22pm On Apr 05, 2016
huh undecidedBlood of Zachariah undecided
Re: The World’s First Vagina Beer Has Arrived by NiRfreak(m): 6:25pm On Apr 05, 2016
For our mind now we will call this innovation abi na invention

This world eyaf end already, people way one go heaven don dey there already. but for us way stil dey here nkor?.....na OYO we day.
Re: The World’s First Vagina Beer Has Arrived by falconey(m): 6:29pm On Apr 05, 2016
NiRfreak:
For our mind now we will call this innovation abi na invention

This world eyaf end already, people way one go heaven don dey there already. but for us way stil dey here nkor?.....na OYO we day.
innovation
Re: The World’s First Vagina Beer Has Arrived by Brilliantlights(m): 6:41pm On Apr 05, 2016
Lol...man cannot stop getting weirder...Meanwhile would you like to start earning from your room writing articles, designing logos, covers, creating video animations from your room and getting paid for it on fiverr?
Re: The World’s First Vagina Beer Has Arrived by ramdris(m): 6:56pm On Apr 05, 2016
The taste is not actually that bad....I think a lil quantity of a male model sp3rm will make d taste perfect...Stupid pple angry
Re: The World’s First Vagina Beer Has Arrived by mackhunter77: 7:14pm On Apr 05, 2016
ramdris:
The taste is not actually that bad....I think a lil quantity of a male model sp3rm will make d taste perfect...Stupid pple angry
if men drink sp3rm, some go carry instant bele o grin
Re: The World’s First Vagina Beer Has Arrived by ettaetta(m): 7:19pm On Apr 05, 2016
End time beer
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