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Counter Thread: 10 Signs Your Boyfriend Just Cheated on you. by Nobody: 8:28am On Apr 06, 2016 |
These don't apply to the baddoos sha 1. He casts guilty looks at yhu Tis would happen only if he has always been the faithful boyfriend.......... Until he met tat irresistible karishika . 2. He becomes extra nice Is he telling yhu -out of the blues- ,"babe yhu look so beautiful today" or have I told yhu much I love yhu?"... Check well,dude just got laid 3. Smell the D Uhm... Does his joystick smell of condom?? Or even worse V*gina juice?? Then something just went down! 4. He looks rough n sweaty If his clothes looks like ts been brought out of a pillow or he's sweating like a Factory worker, oh he was "working" alright.... On some other chick 5.He seems angry at yhu Yhu just drop by unannounced (something yhu always do) but on this particular day,yhu notice he seems uneasy, or he asks yhu "why didn't yhu call before coming?" Then something is wrong 6.Inspect the elasticity of his "ball sack" Ts almost always soft n relaxed* aFter sex feel tat area . . Caution: wear a helmet before yhu pull tis stunt...ts most likely he'll beat sango commot for yhur body.....the lord is yhur strength 7.He doesn't want to haVe sex yhu If he's turning down yhur sexual advances then ts most likely he just had sex.(Great one at tat) tat drained him of energy 8.His body smell If yhu have a good nose yhu can smell tat "pleasant sex odour" off his body... Or he he's wearing too much perfume... 9.Silent awkwardness When yhu go see him... Yhu can feel the tention in the air but yhu can really tell what's causing it... Eyah 10. He's feeling super fly Yhu know some guys just have tis I-dont-care attitude... They dnt try to hide it...yhu may see him bragging abt it silently to Friends while yhur around,or he just has tis weird sheepish smile on his Face.. Then he probably just cheated Anyway as they say : yhu can't keep a man unless he wants to be kept... Add yhurs jare |
Re: Counter Thread: 10 Signs Your Boyfriend Just Cheated on you. by Nobody: 8:31am On Apr 06, 2016 |
Lalasticlala 1 Like
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Re: Counter Thread: 10 Signs Your Boyfriend Just Cheated on you. by Nobody: 8:32am On Apr 06, 2016 |
LMAO you go fear foresenic cheat detection. |
Re: Counter Thread: 10 Signs Your Boyfriend Just Cheated on you. by Free101(m): 8:32am On Apr 06, 2016 |
see guy wey wan fall guys hand again. Shuo, op you no try o |
Re: Counter Thread: 10 Signs Your Boyfriend Just Cheated on you. by barnabas91: 8:35am On Apr 06, 2016 |
Coming from a guy, am so surprise. |
Re: Counter Thread: 10 Signs Your Boyfriend Just Cheated on you. by ChappyChase: 8:35am On Apr 06, 2016 |
What have we don to deserve this snitch of a guy!!!!!!!? Lawd why!!!! 3 Likes
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Re: Counter Thread: 10 Signs Your Boyfriend Just Cheated on you. by Nobody: 8:36am On Apr 06, 2016 |
Free101:Sorry my man... |
Re: Counter Thread: 10 Signs Your Boyfriend Just Cheated on you. by augster(m): 8:36am On Apr 06, 2016 |
OP just listed the things wey he dey do after cheating on his babe! |
Re: Counter Thread: 10 Signs Your Boyfriend Just Cheated on you. by demzylahot(m): 8:36am On Apr 06, 2016 |
ChappyChase:Lmao...d guy no d try |
Re: Counter Thread: 10 Signs Your Boyfriend Just Cheated on you. by ireneony(f): 8:38am On Apr 06, 2016 |
Sorry your theory are baseless. .. And u are not a lady. |
Re: Counter Thread: 10 Signs Your Boyfriend Just Cheated on you. by Nobody: 8:38am On Apr 06, 2016 |
Number 3 ) smell the D So guys dont wash after they cheat or you mean after they cheat they come home and the woman should just be smelling it everynignt incase That will only happen if she suspects .. N what naija woman smells d dick Too much movies Number 10) that's more like it .. 1 Like |
Re: Counter Thread: 10 Signs Your Boyfriend Just Cheated on you. by Nobody: 8:38am On Apr 06, 2016 |
i saw this coming, only i didn't expect it from a guy. thank u o jare OP 1 Like |
Re: Counter Thread: 10 Signs Your Boyfriend Just Cheated on you. by demzylahot(m): 8:40am On Apr 06, 2016 |
ireneony:seconded |
Re: Counter Thread: 10 Signs Your Boyfriend Just Cheated on you. by Nobody: 8:40am On Apr 06, 2016 |
I WONDER OOOO BumBae: |
Re: Counter Thread: 10 Signs Your Boyfriend Just Cheated on you. by Nobody: 8:40am On Apr 06, 2016 |
Guys go come carry Op go now Lol smellymouth memes pls |
Re: Counter Thread: 10 Signs Your Boyfriend Just Cheated on you. by Free101(m): 8:40am On Apr 06, 2016 |
slyIsaac:No p, just appease the gods. One bottle of orijin and one full shicken go do am. Thank God na early mo mo, I for charge you more |
Re: Counter Thread: 10 Signs Your Boyfriend Just Cheated on you. by greatness22(m): 8:47am On Apr 06, 2016 |
Op, what's the meaning of this? |
Re: Counter Thread: 10 Signs Your Boyfriend Just Cheated on you. by Elzends(m): 8:51am On Apr 06, 2016 |
All these gay niggas sef ✌ |
Re: Counter Thread: 10 Signs Your Boyfriend Just Cheated on you. by KingRex1(m): 8:55am On Apr 06, 2016 |
Lol num6 got me laffin. How she wan take examine the elasticity? |
Re: Counter Thread: 10 Signs Your Boyfriend Just Cheated on you. by Nobody: 8:57am On Apr 06, 2016 |
ChappyChase:Relax ya'll I did say the rules don't apply to baddos
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Re: Counter Thread: 10 Signs Your Boyfriend Just Cheated on you. by tomsniel(m): 8:59am On Apr 06, 2016 |
Who you epp ?? |
Re: Counter Thread: 10 Signs Your Boyfriend Just Cheated on you. by Nobody: 9:00am On Apr 06, 2016 |
ireneony:Yhu dnt have respect these days oo Who will tell yhu how tasty a soup is.. The one who cooked it ... Or the one who eats it... Better apologise now |
Re: Counter Thread: 10 Signs Your Boyfriend Just Cheated on you. by Nobody: 9:01am On Apr 06, 2016 |
greatness22:It means yhu need to up yhur game bruhh |
Re: Counter Thread: 10 Signs Your Boyfriend Just Cheated on you. by greatness22(m): 9:03am On Apr 06, 2016 |
slyIsaac:Okay. |
Re: Counter Thread: 10 Signs Your Boyfriend Just Cheated on you. by Smellymouth: 9:03am On Apr 06, 2016 |
BumBae: OP, I just cheated come and arrest me Meanwhile, BumBae, where runnest thee last night? 1 Like
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Re: Counter Thread: 10 Signs Your Boyfriend Just Cheated on you. by Nobody: 9:06am On Apr 06, 2016 |
Smellymouth:Working late dear .. Thought u went to bed yanno Didnt even sleep well after .. Needed a bedtime story |
Re: Counter Thread: 10 Signs Your Boyfriend Just Cheated on you. by Nobody: 9:08am On Apr 06, 2016 |
demzylahot:If yhu like thirded her she wee not gree 4 yhu
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Re: Counter Thread: 10 Signs Your Boyfriend Just Cheated on you. by TheSonOfMark(m): 9:09am On Apr 06, 2016 |
[b] Here we go again with the fallacious, hasty generalizations. 1. He casts guilty looks at yhuReally? What if I'm looking at her guiltily 'cause over the course of the week I haven't returned her calls or check up on her as much as she would have liked to. What if I feel guilty 'cause I was so engrossed watching a football match that I lost track of time to attend a social function she had wanted us to attend together. She's sulking and I feel guilty for making her that way. As a result of number one above, what if I am trying to make amends for my seeming nonchalance towards the relationship - an extra effort to prove to her I want the concept of " US" to work? 4.He looks rough n sweatyOh come of it! I could have been hanging out with my guys playing soccer, video games or any of such. I could have been pushing and shoving to get aboard the commercial bus just in a bid to make it on time to see her. It could just be the sweltering heat taking its toll on me and leaving me disheveled! 6.Inspect the elasticity of his "ball sack"Any girlfriend of mine who does this is a psychopath. Now that gives a whole new meaning to "paranoia". What in the name of...?! How would it feel like if I were inspecting her _vagina non-sexually? Get off my sac, psycho! 7.He doesn't want to haVe sex yhuMaybe I am finally heeding to her complains. "Everytime all you think about is sex! Can't you just hold me, look into my eyes and talk to me". Fine! I'm finally listening. Isn't it what she wants? 9.Silent awkwardness There would always be awkward moments between two people. Where on God's green earth do you folks garner your illusional experiences from?! This is pseudo-intellectual! [/b] 2 Likes |
Re: Counter Thread: 10 Signs Your Boyfriend Just Cheated on you. by tosyne2much(m): 9:11am On Apr 06, 2016 |
Spot on OP |
Re: Counter Thread: 10 Signs Your Boyfriend Just Cheated on you. by Smellymouth: 9:12am On Apr 06, 2016 |
BumBae: I wud ve sang a lullaby for u.. "Nzogbu,Enyimba Enyi Nzogbu Enyimba Enyi "
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Re: Counter Thread: 10 Signs Your Boyfriend Just Cheated on you. by onstelly(f): 9:12am On Apr 06, 2016 |
Lmao thank God is coming from a guy oh |
Re: Counter Thread: 10 Signs Your Boyfriend Just Cheated on you. by Nobody: 9:13am On Apr 06, 2016 |
Smellymouth:that wan will give me nightmares joor |
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