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[b] got this on Whatsapp:
Nigerians suffering and smiling. Little wonder why
nothings
really affects us that much!

ADVANTAGES OF FUEL SCARCITY IN
NIGERIA


1) Most compounds are noiseless because I better pass
my
neighbour' generators are on sabbatical leave.


2) Wives are happy because husbands who like hanging
out
are now staying at home
with the family because drinks outside are not cold and
no
fuel to drive out.


3) All the housewives are cooking good food because no
more Crunches and Mr Biggs


4) Kids are reading their books since watching TV needs
fuel.


5) No more congestion in network since many peoples
phones are off.


6) Browsing & downloading is faster than before cause
not
much people are online.


7) Everyone sleeps very early now, No more late night
movies.. Light no dey naa
8.) There are MORE PRAYERS & less distractions.


9) Parents are over-joyed because their children that
were
always online now concentrates on their studies


10) Even God himself was very happy when he saw
people
who haven't gone to church for months and years going
to
church and staying for both First and second services
just
to charge their phones.

cc lalasticlala No 10 just me laughing really hard[/b]

True talk. I love this period welu welu.

na spoon ah dey use measure my fuel nw. :'

Here is Buhari’s View……, Complete Opposite of Yours.

Abeg, Na Buhari write am?

h20water:
na spoon ah dey use measure my fuel nw. :'

Spoon ke? Bro u go stingy for real life o.

My friend go church on sunday carry reading-lamp,power bank,extension,phone bt he forgot his bible.
He came back 14:00 and first service was 8:00

My friend go church on sunday carry reading-lamp,power bank,extension,phone bt he forgot his bible.
He came back 14:00 and first service was 8:00[/quote]no be small mata

h20water:
My friend go church on sunday carry reading-lamp,power bank,extension,phone bt he forgot his bible.
He came back 14:00 and first service was 8:00
no be small mata

I dey tell u

sweetheart01:
......vewi true!

Seems ya guilty of no 10