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Advantages Of Fuel Scarcity In Nigeria. by younghartz(m): 12:25am On Apr 05, 2016
[b] got this on Whatsapp:
Nigerians suffering and smiling. Little wonder why
nothings
really affects us that much!

ADVANTAGES OF FUEL SCARCITY IN
NIGERIA


1) Most compounds are noiseless because I better pass
my
neighbour' generators are on sabbatical leave.


2) Wives are happy because husbands who like hanging
out
are now staying at home
with the family because drinks outside are not cold and
no
fuel to drive out.


3) All the housewives are cooking good food because no
more Crunches and Mr Biggs


4) Kids are reading their books since watching TV needs
fuel.


5) No more congestion in network since many peoples
phones are off.


6) Browsing & downloading is faster than before cause
not
much people are online.


7) Everyone sleeps very early now, No more late night
movies.. Light no dey naa
8.) There are MORE PRAYERS & less distractions.


9) Parents are over-joyed because their children that
were
always online now concentrates on their studies


10) Even God himself was very happy when he saw
people
who haven't gone to church for months and years going
to
church and staying for both First and second services
just
to charge their phones.

cc lalasticlala No 10 just me laughing really hard[/b] smiley cheesy

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Re: Advantages Of Fuel Scarcity In Nigeria. by kachi19: 12:30am On Apr 05, 2016
Ahahahaha lmao grin they even attend mid week services
Re: Advantages Of Fuel Scarcity In Nigeria. by pussyeater: 12:30am On Apr 05, 2016
Gbam
Re: Advantages Of Fuel Scarcity In Nigeria. by odiereke(m): 12:37am On Apr 05, 2016
True talk. I love this period welu welu.
Re: Advantages Of Fuel Scarcity In Nigeria. by h20water(m): 12:55am On Apr 05, 2016
na spoon ah dey use measure my fuel nw. :'
Re: Advantages Of Fuel Scarcity In Nigeria. by Jirate(m): 2:50am On Apr 05, 2016
Here is Buhari’s View……, Complete Opposite of Yours. undecided undecided undecided undecided

Re: Advantages Of Fuel Scarcity In Nigeria. by ettaetta(m): 3:17am On Apr 05, 2016
Abeg, Na Buhari write am?
Re: Advantages Of Fuel Scarcity In Nigeria. by younghartz(m): 7:18am On Apr 05, 2016
h20water:
na spoon ah dey use measure my fuel nw. :'
Spoon ke? Bro u go stingy for real life o. cheesy

My friend go church on sunday carry reading-lamp,power bank,extension,phone bt he forgot his bible.
He came back 14:00 and first service was 8:00
Re: Advantages Of Fuel Scarcity In Nigeria. by h20water(m): 9:38am On Apr 06, 2016
My friend go church on sunday carry reading-lamp,power bank,extension,phone bt he forgot his bible.
He came back 14:00 and first service was 8:00[/quote]
no be small mata shocked
Re: Advantages Of Fuel Scarcity In Nigeria. by sweetheart01(f): 10:05am On Apr 06, 2016
...grin...vewi true!
Re: Advantages Of Fuel Scarcity In Nigeria. by younghartz(m): 10:08am On Apr 07, 2016
h20water:
My friend go church on sunday carry reading-lamp,power bank,extension,phone bt he forgot his bible.
He came back 14:00 and first service was 8:00
no be small mata shocked

I dey tell u cheesy
Re: Advantages Of Fuel Scarcity In Nigeria. by younghartz(m): 10:10am On Apr 07, 2016
sweetheart01:
...grin...vewi true!
Seems ya guilty of no 10

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