Congratulations! You made the list... Next time, try it with a real conductor... That was just a keke driver's version molue conductor is higher oo... Just warning.

MyLady11:
Oh, are you the one I snapped @ ojuelegba today. Fighting for N10 change. To prove, d driver was a male? Am I Right? He owns keke napep?

Lol, cos the op use HE in is story huh? and how is he suppose to know if he is the owner of the Keke or not? Funny

FlawlessRebirth2:
WIZKID AND LINDA IKEJI ARE FIGHTING




OBAMA SAID BUHARI IS DOING A GREAT JOB...


YOU ARE HERE FIGHTING FOR 10#...

m confused

the thing tire you shey

Bookiemart01:
So you didn't even slap him

hah she no for they type this thing nah

favoured234:
This is no fight joor..

As in Ehnnnn....op just waste my 20kb....

Lolol. NaijaSingleGirl and her stories(lies). Lol.

grayht:
Wetin concern me sef....

Just poured my last fuel into my gen. Now I get how the Shunamite woman felt
when she used her last oil to fry puff-puff for Prophet Elijah

No, you don't get it.

Why?

Because you used it for your pleasure.

LOL

Smartsyn:
When ever I hear a girl fought, the first picture I have is cloth torn, breast swinging freely in the air. So my dear, tell us when you really fight..

Perv*** alert!!! (runs outta thread)

grayht:
Wetin concern me sef....

Just poured my last fuel into my gen. Now I get how the Shunamite woman felt
when she used her last oil to fry puff-puff for Prophet Elijah

O boy, you need more than sense oo.. Did you just say puff puff God is watching you

Smartsyn:
When ever I hear a girl fought, the first picture I have is cloth torn, breast swinging freely in the air. So my dear, tell us when you really fight..

hahahahah! bros i still dey office oo!

Naijasinglegirl:
I’m always making jokes about men in suit who get into fights with conductors for their twenty naira change and I never for once thought I would one day make the list.
The only difference between me and them is, I was not wearing a suit when mine happened and I fought for something lesser, ten naira change.

It was a very sunny afternoon when I flagged a keke from Alaka Estate at Surulere heading towards Ojuelegba. They were two men seated at the back seat and I made the third passenger.
Usually, the fare for this distance is N50 but the keke man said N80 and because I saw a troop of men & women walking out from the estate, I didn’t want them to contend my space with me so I got in without arguments.
Towards Tejuosho, the keke man said, “I hope say you hold change oh.”
I kept mute. I had only a N200 and N1000 note in my bag but I thought N200 was a reasonable denomination. Even if it were not, he should have mentioned it before I got into his keke.

The other passengers alighted along the way. When we got to Ojuelegba, I handed the man the N200 and rather than give me my change, he hissed and started driving towards Surulere as though he was oblivious to my presence in the back-seat. I asked if his head was correct and he parked immediately. Then he hissed again, threw a N100 and a N10 at me in the back-seat and got out of the keke.

Oga, wey my ten naira change?

He eyes turned red as if he washed them with Yoruba stew. He said I dey craze, that he made himself clear before I got inside his keke.

Wait! What is ten naira? I know how many times I have written off amount way higher than that to taxi/keke/okada drivers and sellers generally but I can’t stand when people are rude ontop my own money. I’m usually the first to wave my hand and walk away if I see the driver or conductor making efforts to spilt my money into smaller denominations or if he has a look of empathy on his face but not when I was dealing with a mad man.

That missing ten naira suddenly felt like N1,000,000. To add insult to injury, he brought out two ten naira notes and said he dared me to collect it from him, that yes, he was going to ‘eat’ my money because he bought his fuel from black market.

He walked towards an Iya Basira at the road side and sat down. He was probably a regular of the iya basira cos she served him egusi and eba without questions. All along, I was staring at him with hands on akimbo as he swallowed a ball of eba, one after the other, amazed at how one can be this stupid.
Anger had suddenly overwhelmed me. I felt like I was going to run mad if I didn’t give him a piece of mind. I walked up to him and said, “Since N10 is your problem, N10 will always be your problem till you are 80. Amen!”
I got him there. Yay!
He stood up immediately holding a ball of eba already dunked in soup and started abusing my existence in the typical agbero style.
Me, I was just shouting, “Back to sender! Back to sender!! Back to sender!!!”

I turned around and noticed some passersby were staring at us. Reality suddenly hit me. There I was, fighting for N10 in ojulegba of all places. If it were the bus stop of Banana Island, I wouldn’t be bothered. But Ojulegba? Ojulegba?
Tomorrow fame might meet me from my new novel and the only photos the internet would have of me are the ones taken by passersby on the day I fought at Ojulegba.
Devil be gone!
I composed myself and walked away.


http://www.naijasinglegirl.com/fought-n10-change/

no wonder you are still single. why fight over N10 Eequivalent of $0.031

FlawlessRebirth2:
WIZKID AND LINDA IKEJI ARE FIGHTING




OBAMA SAID BUHARI IS DOING A GREAT JOB...


YOU ARE HERE FIGHTING FOR 10#...
..10
m confused

She dey fight for CHANGE ..N10
..#Sai Baba

slapandfall:
Lols..

Nigerian girls sha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But the guy too is a badt guy..

LMAO @ ur meme

obinrin like owo gaan... shey you no know?

I will say you did well
at the same time you didn't
You were fighting for your right coz conductors would not collect 40 naira from you iF they've been shouting wherever you are going(wazo),but what if you lost an eye coz of 10naira?

Check if the 10naira go do more harm than good next time before fighting

You would. Have slap him,
Before you do that just check your back for space to run...

Tz gud to fyt for ur ryt tho' buh wha distinguish u frm an illiterate?...its u bin literate!!

skarlett:
That's how you left your 10 naira change at this crucial time

hahahahahahahaha! abeg o, make i no laugh enter brt lane. hmmmm!!

lepasharon:
Lool ni ojuelegba oooo....

.....my pipo dey fight,dem dey fight for #10.....

Ynu didnt give him headboot? he didnt give you dirth slap? you didnt wretle him to the floor, use your knees to hang his hands and blow his mouth? he didnt stunt you? you didnt throw him to the ring and hang his neck with your feet?...that no be fight then na discussion on how naija go better

skarlett:
That's how you left your 10 naira change at this crucial time

lolz...ur a clown

Quite apt

thesicilian:
Lol. Even before I read down to the part were you mentioned your new novel, I knew you were a writer, from the way you presented your write up. Nice.

Technically you didn't fight him, but your actions, though embarrassing, was not totally out of place. The issue is usually not the amount of the 'change', it is the manner in which the driver/conductor approaches his passenger that is usually the case. How can one get angry with a conductor who says something like, ''...aunty when no vex o, I just give my last change to the other passenger just now, I no get change again. You go fit follow me reach front make I find change for you, or you get N40 make I give you N50...?"

Of course overwhelmed by such courtesy you're most likely to leave the balance or find another solution... But when people decide to play smart with people smarter than them, that's when the problem arises...

Bookiemart01:
So you didn't even slap him

would you have slapped him?

ogechieku:
Ynu didnt give him headboot? he didnt give you dirth slap? you didnt wretle him to the floor, use your knees to hang his hands and blow his mouth? he didnt stunt you? you didnt throw him to the ring and hang his neck with your feet?...that no be fight then na discussion on how naija go better

Lol u no serious o, u think say she be WWE wrestler ??

I just luv the fact that you do things for a reason.

favoured234:
This is no fight joor..

a fight is a fight no matter how small.

grayht:
Wetin concern me sef....
Just poured my last fuel into my gen. Now I get how the Shunamite woman felt when she used her last oil to fry puff-puff for Prophet Elijah

Egbon na dis pic u suppose use nah

Naijasinglegirl:
I’m always making jokes about men in suit who get into fights with conductors for their twenty naira change and I never for once thought I would one day make the list.
The only difference between me and them is, I was not wearing a suit when mine happened and I fought for something lesser, ten naira change.

It was a very sunny afternoon when I flagged a keke from Alaka Estate at Surulere heading towards Ojuelegba. They were two men seated at the back seat and I made the third passenger.
Usually, the fare for this distance is N50 but the keke man said N80 and because I saw a troop of men & women walking out from the estate, I didn’t want them to contend my space with me so I got in without arguments.
Towards Tejuosho, the keke man said, “I hope say you hold change oh.”
I kept mute. I had only a N200 and N1000 note in my bag but I thought N200 was a reasonable denomination. Even if it were not, he should have mentioned it before I got into his keke.

The other passengers alighted along the way. When we got to Ojuelegba, I handed the man the N200 and rather than give me my change, he hissed and started driving towards Surulere as though he was oblivious to my presence in the back-seat. I asked if his head was correct and he parked immediately. Then he hissed again, threw a N100 and a N10 at me in the back-seat and got out of the keke.

Oga, wey my ten naira change?

He eyes turned red as if he washed them with Yoruba stew. He said I dey craze, that he made himself clear before I got inside his keke.

Wait! What is ten naira? I know how many times I have written off amount way higher than that to taxi/keke/okada drivers and sellers generally but I can’t stand when people are rude ontop my own money. I’m usually the first to wave my hand and walk away if I see the driver or conductor making efforts to spilt my money into smaller denominations or if he has a look of empathy on his face but not when I was dealing with a mad man.

That missing ten naira suddenly felt like N1,000,000. To add insult to injury, he brought out two ten naira notes and said he dared me to collect it from him, that yes, he was going to ‘eat’ my money because he bought his fuel from black market.

He walked towards an Iya Basira at the road side and sat down. He was probably a regular of the iya basira cos she served him egusi and eba without questions. All along, I was staring at him with hands on akimbo as he swallowed a ball of eba, one after the other, amazed at how one can be this stupid.
Anger had suddenly overwhelmed me. I felt like I was going to run mad if I didn’t give him a piece of mind. I walked up to him and said, “Since N10 is your problem, N10 will always be your problem till you are 80. Amen!”
I got him there. Yay!
He stood up immediately holding a ball of eba already dunked in soup and started abusing my existence in the typical agbero style.
Me, I was just shouting, “Back to sender! Back to sender!! Back to sender!!!”

I turned around and noticed some passersby were staring at us. Reality suddenly hit me. There I was, fighting for N10 in ojulegba of all places. If it were the bus stop of Banana Island, I wouldn’t be bothered. But Ojulegba? Ojulegba?
Tomorrow fame might meet me from my new novel and the only photos the internet would have of me are the ones taken by passersby on the day I fought at Ojulegba.
Devil be gone!
I composed myself and walked away.


http://www.naijasinglegirl.com/fought-n10-change/

I had a similar experienc a few years ago. I wanted to pay this taxi man his money only for him to start insulting me that he doesn't have change and he clearly stated that before I entered the car and I said he didn't coz I didn't hear him say such. Then one annoying woman at the back said "aunty he told you" in Yoruba of course and I just went stark raving mad because this woman was fast asleep when I entered this taxi. Her mouth was even wildly open and she had the nerve. Anyway I told the man to find change else I won't give him his money then he started insulting me and calling me a prostitute. And it couldn't have been cause of what I was wearing coz my usual is jeans and top and that day I was even wearing one of those ugly tops with puffed up sleeves(I just finished secondary school sha and I didn't do my own shopping). Anyway I insulted his wife and kids, I said they are the prostitures. Then I got down, told him to pay me my change first else I won't pay him. He was still shouting, I just started walking towards the direction I'll take another taxi to my friends house before this man stopped me and gave me my change. What even pained me was, I was going to pay either 50 naira or 80 and I was holding 200 naira just like you and this driver had change in his pocket to give me coz he didn't get out of his car to look for change and he didn't ask anyone in the back seat.( I was in front)

Una for exchange numbers after the whole drama.

grayht:
Wetin concern me sef....

Just poured my last fuel into my gen. Now I get how the Shunamite woman felt
when she used her last oil to fry puff-puff for Prophet Elijah

Lolz u too funny