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durentdbiitch:
hmmm
I didn't waste my cash nd d tattoo didn't blur, its fine maybe bcuz of my pic quality.



Am not done yet tho.

BTW
my tattoo artist isn't nigerian, he's white but his dad runs a hotel in nigeria.

I can't keep my body for a.nigeria man to draw rubbish na.

misspicy2:
Ahhh,fear catch,before I opened the thread,I thought the GAYbriel was gonna say he was born in MAY,that could have spoilt my TGIF,but since its April I have a suggestion



send an IV to all your GAY lovers,I mean every one of them,that should be up to 50,(I heard GAY lovers are never faithful).

Buy bottles of MOET(if you can afford it) if you can't,just make do of the usuals,or even go for beers

Get an aboki to make you enough peppery suya,I mean enough,could cost you #50000.


Get a venue,like a bush,desert or a secret area,I mean a place where straight people won't know you having a party with your GAY lover(GAY party actually)



you will need,sound system,but just 1,you don't want to attract attention to yourselves


Now on the D day,get your groove on

Have fun,did I mention condom and lubricants?

well if you feel,you don't need them,then go ahead and enjoy



I 1cent I hope you like it

Audray:
LOL.ok naw.But when its completed, snap with beta camera and show us o ,you hear?

KingCheezyPuff:
Oh I'm cool with a teen. ...I'm playin'. Congratulations you a big boy now

ValerianSteel:
Congrats Durrents.

Am sure some of your Romancelanders admirers are secretly crushing on you

Audray:
OH No! NO offense bro,but it's HARD to get a GOOD tat in Naija. The ink Nigerian tattoo artists use ain't the real deal. They just mix up stuff and inject it under someone's skin. Next thing you know, the stuff spreads and blurs. Two guys i know can testify. Good money wasted on utter BS. Shaa Good luck with yours.

Tobiee:
[email] True.


Please, do you have any idea where I can get a good one? [/email]

Audray:
Aw sorry.no. I stay at Abj though and the tattoo studios i've seen are lame.

Bluezy13:
Hmmm...













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Tobiee:
[email] I think you're daft.


Lynch him for what reasons? Being human and gay?



You aint only daft, you prolly dumb too.

[/email]

Tobiee:
[email] All right.


Nice diary, BTW. [/email]

Audray:
Gee! Thanks. Well ur personal text cracked me up and ur siggy is quite ...subtle.

Gebbson007:
guy u no try at all Ur pic 1 make me vomit

Audray:
Aw sorry.no. I stay at Abj though and the tattoo studios i've seen are lame.

Malayy:
see as your body rough. no packs. ugly bellybutton.. only God knows what your face will look like.. now i know why you turned gay..

durentdbiitch:
oga guess what?
I jst Checked ur profile pics nd what i saw is nothing to write home about, ur face looks exactly like used diapers.

I thought people dat have your kinda looks have gone extinct a long time ago, go nd meet ur fellow uglies ok?

durentdbiitch:
where in Abj?
I stay in Abj too