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Re: 10 Annoying Things Women Do During Sex. by Nobody: 8:56pm On Apr 15, 2016 |
Shout out to all the ladies out there..If you do anyone of these things...abeg try ease up on it,Men may not say anything so as not to hurt your feelings.... 1.BITING ;'( : Please our ladies keep your teeth out of the winnie ts not a meal 2.SCRATCHING!!! : Abeg keep those steamy sex scenes you see in hollywood movies out of the bed room...just because ts good stuff doesn't mean you should peel the skin off our backs 3.FARTING:I know,I know..you can't help it but its still disgusting .. 4.SCREAMING: sex is great when you give us "ringtones" but not when you start to disturb the neighbors..Once tis bae was screaming "OH,God!!" "Oh my lord!!" I mean common are you trynna remind God am committing sin?? 5.Cuddling after sex: Ts a nice gesture but don't over do it..Specialy if he's not your husband...ts weird 6.Faking Orgasm : Common na,2 minutes into the thing and your already screaming "Am Cummming" were are you coming to??,it usually has a negative effect if he notices it... 7.Corpse-Style : you know sex is team work abi? Why then do you lie there like a log of wood while the guy is humping away his destiny?? At a point the pain in his waist becomes more noticeable than the actual pleasure from the act 8.Calling out the wrong name : Seriously ?? WTF is wrong with you 9.Stopping Mid-way: you start kissing with such fierce energy..Then suddenly you stop...I mean why not refuse from the beginning...you are already unclad wtf is the problem then 10.Dirty Privates :Tis the biggest turn off ah swear if as soon as you undies come off and the room starts to smell like a fish market then ts highly likely you don't do proper hygiene...After if we say you should go and have your bath before the act you'll say we are insulting you . There you have it..there's a lot more am sure but I leave tat for the experts on NL to point them out ... No vex na old post..I still dey gather more experience to post more 10s... Btw way who dey lead for tat Madam nairaland competition.. I no fit follow am again. The thing don turn village meeting 1 Like |
Re: Re: 10 Annoying Things Women Do During Sex. by paragon40(m): 9:01pm On Apr 15, 2016 |
11. CALLING THE NAME OF JESUS..DURING SEX 1 Like |
Re: Re: 10 Annoying Things Women Do During Sex. by ARAS(m): 9:02pm On Apr 15, 2016 |
How come you know alot about this shit . . ! |
Re: Re: 10 Annoying Things Women Do During Sex. by Nobody: 9:05pm On Apr 15, 2016 |
Arrant nonsense |
Re: Re: 10 Annoying Things Women Do During Sex. by Nobody: 9:09pm On Apr 15, 2016 |
paragon40:Ref: Point 4.. na so una dey copy pesn name join for exam because of over hurry hurry... How far bros? |
Re: Re: 10 Annoying Things Women Do During Sex. by Nobody: 9:10pm On Apr 15, 2016 |
Oyind17:Tanchu |
Re: Re: 10 Annoying Things Women Do During Sex. by Nobody: 9:12pm On Apr 15, 2016 |
slyIsaac:welcome son |
Re: Re: 10 Annoying Things Women Do During Sex. by paragon40(m): 9:13pm On Apr 15, 2016 |
slyIsaac:I DEY U GET FUEL |
Re: Re: 10 Annoying Things Women Do During Sex. by Nobody: 9:19pm On Apr 15, 2016 |
paragon40:Baba I dey o... Fuel dey but na 200 naira per litre.... #teampowerbank |
Re: Re: 10 Annoying Things Women Do During Sex. by paragon40(m): 9:23pm On Apr 15, 2016 |
slyIsaac:d fuel matter tire everybody..na bicycle, Sure now oh..take care baba mi.. |
Re: Re: 10 Annoying Things Women Do During Sex. by Nobody: 9:48pm On Apr 15, 2016 |
paragon40: |
Re: Re: 10 Annoying Things Women Do During Sex. by gud4dbest(m): 10:22pm On Apr 15, 2016 |
slyIsaac:seconded |
Re: Re: 10 Annoying Things Women Do During Sex. by Maxi112: 10:32pm On Apr 15, 2016 |
op u try sha... what abt asking for nother round when mr D is tired.. |
Re: Re: 10 Annoying Things Women Do During Sex. by raphie01(f): 11:03pm On Apr 15, 2016 |
Maxi112: |
Re: Re: 10 Annoying Things Women Do During Sex. by Maxi112: 11:47pm On Apr 15, 2016 |
raphie01:are u guilty of such offence? |
Re: Re: 10 Annoying Things Women Do During Sex. by stubbornman(m): 12:24am On Apr 16, 2016 |
picking calls...I fit slap that fone enter your ear |
Re: Re: 10 Annoying Things Women Do During Sex. by Nobody: 12:27am On Apr 16, 2016 |
Ok 1 Like |
Re: Re: 10 Annoying Things Women Do During Sex. by Nobody: 6:08am On Apr 16, 2016 |
frenchwine:Checked..... Am aiit..... Thnks bruh ... N I know all about the air pockets.... Some still fart... The kind tat stinks..... ...... Morning! |
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