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Mercy is one of my calabar babes i met when i was working in one of the oil companies in oloibiri, they were paying me 200 million a month, too much money, so i bought a prado jeep for mercy, she was happy, i also bought three plots of land for her in lekki, she was happy too, i even took her to a six star hotel in victoria garden city, she got excited, but she got angry that her pant is always dirty everyday, and nobody to wash it for her, so she said i must wash her pant everyday if she wants her to love me

please advice, should i dump her and meet angela my benin bab, or should i watch mercy pants?

Pics no gree upload,virus has catch my phone

Lalasticlacla.. Is it possible to install an Age detecting machine on Nairaland?

Wash d pant and prove to her dat u love her

chocolateme:
Lalasticlacla.. Is it possible to install an Age detecting machine on Nairaland?

babe we know you are 40 years old, we understand, but nairaland is not meant for only 40 years old only, but since you have boobskie you are ok..

Festivalofholi:
Wash d pant and prove to her dat u love her

ok baba, maybe na wetin i go do be that

OP I know your post is nothing but pure sarcasm,, but if a man should fall into that kinda situation, he's doomed for real

fairlyusedpant:
babe we know you are 40 years old, we understand, but nairaland is not meant for only 40 years old only, but since you have boobskie you are ok..

did I see you type that nairaland is not for matured adults like me? Hmm.. Didn't know that Seun has dedicated this forum for kids and underage and fine boy like u including adults that post unrducative threads here where millions of people visit everyday for knowledge, new findings and brainstorming topics. Sorry my young one. 59 year old like me should clap for your very wonderful topic. Oya mods please take this captivating thread to the front page. Well done dear youngie..

chocolateme:
did I see you type that nairaland is not for matured adults like me? Hmm.. Didn't know that Seun has dedicated this forum for kids and underage and fine boy like u including adults that post unrducative threads here where millions of people visit everyday for knowledge, new findings and brainstorming topics. Sorry my young one. 59 year old like me should clap for your very wonderful topic. Oya mods please take this captivating thread to the front page. Well done dear youngie..

babe, we are not fighting, i was only trying to pull your skirt, but babe, am coming out for miss nairaland, am fair and beautiful like you, are you going to vote for me?

fairlyusedpant:
babe, we are not fighting, i was only trying to pull your skirt, but babe, am coming out for miss nairaland, am fair and beautiful like you, are you going to vote for me?

hsve already kept your moniker in check Incase of next time, when the time for the contest reaches, I would vote for u

chocolateme:
hsve already kept your moniker in check Incase of next time, when the time for the contest reaches, I would vote for u

lolz, actually you know that a man cannot contest for miss nairaland, so i decided to allow refiner to contest for me for miss nairaland,,

so i need your help for a vote for refiner to wear the crown... www.nairaland.com/refiner thank you
and did i tell you that you look beautiful, oh maybe i forgot, you actually look beautiful, keep the beauty up, i might buy a private jet for you when my containers arrive from japan

Hmmm...... I'm coming

Another he goat on the loose.

Weyree re ooo