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Re: Have You Ever Been Embarrassed By Ushers ? Share Your Experience by Nobody: 2:03pm On Apr 24, 2016

Mediapace:
Lols You ought to call the man to go bring vaseline,vaseline crew wey you

Vaseline is for chapped lips o in my village. I no know any other use for am.

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Re: Have You Ever Been Embarrassed By Ushers ? Share Your Experience by MrCork: 2:03pm On Apr 24, 2016

Mediapace:
I guess she is light in complexion ?

...no actually..she had heavy Nyansh plus thigh & hip! wink

Re: Have You Ever Been Embarrassed By Ushers ? Share Your Experience by Mediapace(op): 2:05pm On Apr 24, 2016

Keep pretending

MrsPhyno:
Vaseline is for chapped lips o in my village. I no know any other use for am.

Re: Have You Ever Been Embarrassed By Ushers ? Share Your Experience by Sammie23: 2:05pm On Apr 24, 2016

D other dai mie nd an usher almost got in2 a fight...imagine i wantd 2 leav churc 1 fool 4m smwhere came nd push me dat i should go back insyd..#IMAGINE...

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Re: Have You Ever Been Embarrassed By Ushers ? Share Your Experience by Mediapace(op): 2:08pm On Apr 24, 2016

Then why steering?

MrCork:
...no actually..she had heavy Nyansh plus thigh & hip!

Re: Have You Ever Been Embarrassed By Ushers ? Share Your Experience by MrCork: 2:11pm On Apr 24, 2016

Mediapace:
Then why steering?

...i waz findin it difficult to close my eyes and pray....her Nyansh looked like ice cream!!(REAL TALK) cheesy

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Re: Have You Ever Been Embarrassed By Ushers ? Share Your Experience by Nobody: 2:14pm On Apr 24, 2016

ireneony:
I am an usher/hostess actually

I'm here to read comment.

Do you guys think being an usher is a easy task
It comes with great patience, sacrifice, and tolerance.

I love being an usher

I wish some if y'all would just stay in the background
seen and not heard.
Like when I got really tired and decided to leave before service was over and this usher starts telling me what I can and cant do. Like she is my mother.

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Re: Have You Ever Been Embarrassed By Ushers ? Share Your Experience by ireneony(f): 2:17pm On Apr 24, 2016

BUTCHCASSIDY:
I wish some if y'all would just stay in the background
seen and not heard.
Like when I got really tired and decided to leave before service was over and this usher starts telling me what I can and cant do. Like she is my mother.

peeps like you will be that last person to come for service n be the first to leave..

I know your category so well n I im very observant.

Re: Have You Ever Been Embarrassed By Ushers ? Share Your Experience by Nobody: 2:18pm On Apr 24, 2016

donkross1:
See fine babe oo... Nwa Usher, invite me to your church na

Careful sha. Make one brother Rufus no come do U bad tin.
Those brethren can be possesive of their sisters

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Re: Have You Ever Been Embarrassed By Ushers ? Share Your Experience by Sammyblaq(m): 2:20pm On Apr 24, 2016

I can't do that Ushering work cos say I get single bone.

I remember getting mad on this usher who keeps waking a niggar in a front pew but allowed a girl chewing like a goat beside me. Pastor later called me for peace talk.

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Re: Have You Ever Been Embarrassed By Ushers ? Share Your Experience by Nobody: 2:22pm On Apr 24, 2016

MrsPhyno:
Yeah, the lady said that I was shaking my booty too much and that I should please chill cause the pastor likes to walk the aisles sometimes and we wouldn't wanna cause confusion.

Knowing you Im not surprised she said such angry

Re: Have You Ever Been Embarrassed By Ushers ? Share Your Experience by Nobody: 2:25pm On Apr 24, 2016

ireneony:
peeps like you will be that last person to come for service n be the first to leave..

I know your category so well n I im very observant.

You guys should even be happy I came at all.
lm supposed to be resting at home... as the Good Lord commanded

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Re: Have You Ever Been Embarrassed By Ushers ? Share Your Experience by ireneony(f): 2:27pm On Apr 24, 2016

BUTCHCASSIDY:
You guys should even be happy I came at all.
lm supposed to be resting at home... as the Good Lord commanded

salvation is not by force huh

Re: Have You Ever Been Embarrassed By Ushers ? Share Your Experience by Nobody: 2:28pm On Apr 24, 2016

BUTCHCASSIDY:
Knowing you Im not surprised she said such

Ouch. Today is Sunday, I'm turning over a new leaf starting this week grin

Re: Have You Ever Been Embarrassed By Ushers ? Share Your Experience by Nobody: 2:30pm On Apr 24, 2016

MrsPhyno:
Ouch. Today is Sunday, I'm turning over a new leaf starting this week

Re: Have You Ever Been Embarrassed By Ushers ? Share Your Experience by Nobody: 2:32pm On Apr 24, 2016

ireneony:
salvation is not by force

Exactly
and since its not by force I dont see why people should be forced to stay against their will. cos the aim is defeated. If U force them to stay they will grumble and still miss the message wont you agree?

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Re: Have You Ever Been Embarrassed By Ushers ? Share Your Experience by ireneony(f): 2:33pm On Apr 24, 2016

BUTCHCASSIDY:
Exactly
and since its not by force I dont see why people should be forced to stay against their will. cos the aim is defeated. If U force them to stay they will grumble and still miss the message wont you agree?

I don't see the reason you should come to church at all..it will be better if you stayed at home undecided

Re: Have You Ever Been Embarrassed By Ushers ? Share Your Experience by Nobody: 2:34pm On Apr 24, 2016

Embarrass me and you realize I could be shameless in a way that surprises mesef sad

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Re: Have You Ever Been Embarrassed By Ushers ? Share Your Experience by nkemdi89(f): 2:40pm On Apr 24, 2016

MFM 2005 at Benin, the usher was just all over me from crossing my legs to closing my hair, in my church last week the pastor demanded if there was any "overcomer" in the house, I mistakenly raised my hand not knowing it was for testimonies, when the usher came to me i told her that I have changed my mind.

Re: Have You Ever Been Embarrassed By Ushers ? Share Your Experience by Nobody: 2:45pm On Apr 24, 2016

ireneony:
I don't see the reason you should come to church at all..it will be better if you stayed at home

For me I come to church to:
1. Listen to the sermon
2. pay whatever offering I have

Thats why I come later than others cos my coming coincides with these 2 activities. After that there is really no reason to stay is there?

Re: Have You Ever Been Embarrassed By Ushers ? Share Your Experience by cybriz82(m): 2:45pm On Apr 24, 2016

Chaaiii those days when my crush dey among d choirmember sleep cme dey catch me for nyt vigil me too cme dey form superman.1 yeye usher go cme tap u for back like bro pls move to d front cus d front space is empty...shoooo na me empty am? To mek mata worse pastor go cme mention ur name like brother harry come and lead us in prayer. Me wey never fit pray for myself na how I want tek start wey I no go fall my hand wey my crush dey.usherz dey try sha bt sumtym I dey form blind deaf n dumb each tym dem wan push me go frnt seat.nobody tell dem to liv me after dem see my iron man face.

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Re: Have You Ever Been Embarrassed By Ushers ? Share Your Experience by donkross1(m): 2:48pm On Apr 24, 2016

BUTCHCASSIDY:
Careful sha. Make one brother Rufus no come do U bad tin.
Those brethren can be possesive of their sisters

Hehehe na true oo.

Re: Have You Ever Been Embarrassed By Ushers ? Share Your Experience by piagetskinner(m): 2:50pm On Apr 24, 2016

Are u going to the church to sit and chitchat with babes ,check ur pings.........or listen to the word of God?

U just shot urself in the leg

Re: Have You Ever Been Embarrassed By Ushers ? Share Your Experience by Mediapace(op): 2:55pm On Apr 24, 2016

Thread for fun bro!!!

piagetskinner:
Are u going to the church to sit and chitchat with babes ,check ur pings.........or listen to the word of God?

U just shot urself in the leg

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Re: Have You Ever Been Embarrassed By Ushers ? Share Your Experience by ladycomfort(f): 2:55pm On Apr 24, 2016

glossy6:
Why the mod no put the question; Are you a Christian?
YES. NO
If you click yes, it will be in your profile
Jesus is the Son of the Most High & he is the messiah, one with the Father & the Holy Spirit

Now it is left open for Muslims and even pagans to post comments.

Inequality starts from NL

. I have been asking this same question over time. Why is this so. Cc: seun

Re: Have You Ever Been Embarrassed By Ushers ? Share Your Experience by olarhtunji(m): 3:22pm On Apr 24, 2016

glossy6:
Why the mod no put the question; Are you a Christian?
YES. NO
If you click yes, it will be in your profile
Jesus is the Son of the Most High & he is the messiah, one with the Father & the Holy Spirit

Now it is left open for Muslims and even pagans to post comments.

Inequality starts from NL

very true ....I stand with you on these

Re: Have You Ever Been Embarrassed By Ushers ? Share Your Experience by prela(f): 3:48pm On Apr 24, 2016

It was my 1st sunday in camp. I didn't knw deeper life corpers fellowship was different from NCCF. Unknwn to me that they were sharing one building, I got to the fellowship & saw one wing of the building was completely filled, even corpers werestanding outside. I looked the other way & saw the other wing with empty chairs nd few pple sitting inside. I went there, as I stepped in, an usher came telling me "this is deeper life corpers feellowship pls" I had to look @ myself again, to check why she made the statement, and then look @ d pple inside d church, even though I wasn't wearing trouser, no heavy makeup o. She judged me instantly. Smh

Re: Have You Ever Been Embarrassed By Ushers ? Share Your Experience by afanide: 4:00pm On Apr 24, 2016*

When Ushers ask/direct you to a particular position and you turn them down, THEY ALSO FEEL EMBARRASSED!!!

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Re: Have You Ever Been Embarrassed By Ushers ? Share Your Experience by sunnyeinstein(m): 4:38pm On Apr 24, 2016

banjicom:
That was how one usher go knock me for head inside church just because say I close my eyes wen pastor dey preach. And I no dey sleep ooo d tin pain me sha!

Just because say God dey show me vision for my dream

Bros i swear to God oo, i go disrupt that service and make sure say i mark d usher for body, i swear!

Re: Have You Ever Been Embarrassed By Ushers ? Share Your Experience by TheFLIRT(m): 5:08pm On Apr 24, 2016

I don't go to church

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Re: Have You Ever Been Embarrassed By Ushers ? Share Your Experience by Aristotle96(m): 5:21pm On Apr 24, 2016

ireneony:
I am an usher/hostess actually

I'm here to read comment.

Do you guys think being an usher is a easy task
It comes with great patience, sacrifice, and tolerance.

I love being an usher

which church is that abeg? cool

Re: Have You Ever Been Embarrassed By Ushers ? Share Your Experience by banjicom(m): 6:46pm On Apr 24, 2016

sunnyeinstein:
Bros i swear to God oo, i go disrupt that service and make sure say i mark d usher for body, i swear!

The usher come beg me later o, I just forgive am sha! because d tin wey I for do am....... grin

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