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adaksbullet:
These tin that op his say as hapen too me b4 ....... My wive his telled me that mine horseband meet mine knew horseband and am shake the man well well and am excux them too by somtin(mistake off mine live) as am come bak and enta our siting room, am not seen mine wive and knew horseband, am think that knew horseband his go that mine wive his see him off......am jos goin upstairs wen am here ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ye ye ye ye ye ye ye ye ye hmmmmmmm Hmmmmm hmmmmmmmmm. Wen am jos opened the doors like these, am jos see that knew horseband his forking mine wive in mine bed.....am jos see mine sef in hospitu bed doctor his noun telled me that am faint


Anytime am forking mine wive, she use too chat or reading magasin am me am forking her hard

lilmizwierd:
you made my day abeg.

chesterlee:
This got me ROTFL!!!

adaksbullet:
These tin that op his say as hapen too me b4 ....... My wive his telled me that mine horseband meet mine knew horseband and am shake the man well well and am excux them too by somtin(mistake off mine live) as am come bak and enta our siting room, am not seen mine wive and knew horseband, am think that knew horseband his go that mine wive his see him off......am jos goin upstairs wen am here ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ye ye ye ye ye ye ye ye ye hmmmmmmm Hmmmmm hmmmmmmmmm. Wen am jos opened the doors like these, am jos see that knew horseband his forking mine wive in mine bed.....am jos see mine sef in hospitu bed doctor his noun telled me that am faint


Anytime am forking mine wive, she use too chat or reading magasin am me am forking her hard

adaksbullet:
These tin that op his say as hapen too me b4 ....... My wive his telled me that mine horseband meet mine knew horseband and am shake the man well well and am excux them too by somtin(mistake off mine live) as am come bak and enta our siting room, am not seen mine wive and knew horseband, am think that knew horseband his go that mine wive his see him off......am jos goin upstairs wen am here ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ye ye ye ye ye ye ye ye ye hmmmmmmm Hmmmmm hmmmmmmmmm. Wen am jos opened the doors like these, am jos see that knew horseband his forking mine wive in mine bed.....am jos see mine sef in hospitu bed doctor his noun telled me that am faint


Anytime am forking mine wive, she use too chat or reading magasin am me am forking her hard

adaksbullet:
These tin that op his say as hapen too me b4 ....... My wive his telled me that mine horseband meet mine knew horseband and am shake the man well well and am excux them too by somtin(mistake off mine live) as am come bak and enta our siting room, am not seen mine wive and knew horseband, am think that knew horseband his go that mine wive his see him off......am jos goin upstairs wen am here ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ye ye ye ye ye ye ye ye ye hmmmmmmm Hmmmmm hmmmmmmmmm. Wen am jos opened the doors like these, am jos see that knew horseband his forking mine wive in mine bed.....am jos see mine sef in hospitu bed doctor his noun telled me that am faint


Anytime am forking mine wive, she use too chat or reading magasin am me am forking her hard

adaksbullet:
These tin that op his say as hapen too me b4 ....... My wive his telled me that mine horseband meet mine knew horseband and am shake the man well well and am excux them too by somtin(mistake off mine live) as am come bak and enta our siting room, am not seen mine wive and knew horseband, am think that knew horseband his go that mine wive his see him off......am jos goin upstairs wen am here ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ye ye ye ye ye ye ye ye ye hmmmmmmm Hmmmmm hmmmmmmmmm. Wen am jos opened the doors like these, am jos see that knew horseband his forking mine wive in mine bed.....am jos see mine sef in hospitu bed doctor his noun telled me that am faint


Anytime am forking mine wive, she use too chat or reading magasin am me am forking her hard

adaksbullet:
These tin that op his say as hapen too me b4 ....... My wive his telled me that mine horseband meet mine knew horseband and am shake the man well well and am excux them too by somtin(mistake off mine live) as am come bak and enta our siting room, am not seen mine wive and knew horseband, am think that knew horseband his go that mine wive his see him off......am jos goin upstairs wen am here ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ye ye ye ye ye ye ye ye ye hmmmmmmm Hmmmmm hmmmmmmmmm. Wen am jos opened the doors like these, am jos see that knew horseband his forking mine wive in mine bed.....am jos see mine sef in hospitu bed doctor his noun telled me that am faint


Anytime am forking mine wive, she use too chat or reading magasin am me am forking her hard

Peacetemi:
jisos . The two idiots be like baba how far.

westlius:
Dat can't happen in warri.


Na ph guyz b dat

adaksbullet:
These tin that op his say as hapen too me b4 ....... My wive his telled me that mine horseband meet mine knew horseband and am shake the man well well and am excux them too by somtin(mistake off mine live) as am come bak and enta our siting room, am not seen mine wive and knew horseband, am think that knew horseband his go that mine wive his see him off......am jos goin upstairs wen am here ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ye ye ye ye ye ye ye ye ye hmmmmmmm Hmmmmm hmmmmmmmmm. Wen am jos opened the doors like these, am jos see that knew horseband his forking mine wive in mine bed.....am jos see mine sef in hospitu bed doctor his noun telled me that am faint


Anytime am forking mine wive, she use too chat or reading magasin am me am forking her hard

goingape:
what a black woman can only offer is a parasitic relationship

all this RUBBISH happen here in Nigeria and that's why I don't give a damn about women. I only see them as parasite. you can trust other women be it from different countries but you can't trust a NAIJA WOMEN

there are just like scorpion ready to attack without thinking.

many of them are walking the street putting a face of decent and gentle but little did you know that there are devils in the making. I don't trust WOMEN and never will I ever trust them.

I don't use my heart to love a woman and never will I use it to fall in love with them.

I don't PITY WOMEN and never will I have mercy on them.

adaksbullet:
These tin that op his say as hapen too me b4 ....... My wive his telled me that mine horseband meet mine knew horseband and am shake the man well well and am excux them too by somtin(mistake off mine live) as am come bak and enta our siting room, am not seen mine wive and knew horseband, am think that knew horseband his go that mine wive his see him off......am jos goin upstairs wen am here ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ye ye ye ye ye ye ye ye ye hmmmmmmm Hmmmmm hmmmmmmmmm. Wen am jos opened the doors like these, am jos see that knew horseband his forking mine wive in mine bed.....am jos see mine sef in hospitu bed doctor his noun telled me that am faint


Anytime am forking mine wive, she use too chat or reading magasin am me am forking her hard

adaksbullet:
These tin that op his say as hapen too me b4 ....... My wive his telled me that mine horseband meet mine knew horseband and am shake the man well well and am excux them too by somtin(mistake off mine live) as am come bak and enta our siting room, am not seen mine wive and knew horseband, am think that knew horseband his go that mine wive his see him off......am jos goin upstairs wen am here ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ye ye ye ye ye ye ye ye ye hmmmmmmm Hmmmmm hmmmmmmmmm. Wen am jos opened the doors like these, am jos see that knew horseband his forking mine wive in mine bed.....am jos see mine sef in hospitu bed doctor his noun telled me that am faint


Anytime am forking mine wive, she use too chat or reading magasin am me am forking her hard

Equalizer:
Such has happened to me in the past..

adaksbullet:
These tin that op his say as hapen too me b4 ....... My wive his telled me that mine horseband meet mine knew horseband and am shake the man well well and am excux them too by somtin(mistake off mine live) as am come bak and enta our siting room, am not seen mine wive and knew horseband, am think that knew horseband his go that mine wive his see him off......am jos goin upstairs wen am here ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ye ye ye ye ye ye ye ye ye hmmmmmmm Hmmmmm hmmmmmmmmm. Wen am jos opened the doors like these, am jos see that knew horseband his forking mine wive in mine bed.....am jos see mine sef in hospitu bed doctor his noun telled me that am faint


Anytime am forking mine wive, she use too chat or reading magasin am me am forking her hard

bittertruthz:
For your pocket.
When alarm go blow, she will say men are wicked and some gullible ones will sympathize with her.

I recently end relationship with a girl in Lagos. She has good job and living fine.
But she keep photos of her so called ex. And sugar daddies like as Barcelona keep their trophies.

When I started to complain, she say I'm insulting her and that I'm looking her as a prostitute.
Na so I waka. Initially she was doing shakara.
Now she is begging and claim to be in hospital bed so that I can pity her.

I wanted a working class lady but I have changed my mind and now looking for a jobless girl since I can take care of her.

bittertruthz:
For your pocket.
When alarm go blow, she will say men are wicked and some gullible ones will sympathize with her.

I recently end relationship with a girl in Lagos. She has good job and living fine.
But she keep photos of her so called ex. And sugar daddies like as Barcelona keep their trophies.

When I started to complain, she say I'm insulting her and that I'm looking her as a prostitute.
Na so I waka. Initially she was doing shakara.
Now she is begging and claim to be in hospital bed so that I can pity her.

I wanted a working class lady but I have changed my mind and now looking for a jobless girl since I can take care of her.

mamajaz:
So, how did you solve the puzzle?

adaksbullet:
These tin that op his say as hapen too me b4 ....... My wive his telled me that mine horseband meet mine knew horseband and am shake the man well well and am excux them too by somtin(mistake off mine live) as am come bak and enta our siting room, am not seen mine wive and knew horseband, am think that knew horseband his go that mine wive his see him off......am jos goin upstairs wen am here ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ye ye ye ye ye ye ye ye ye hmmmmmmm Hmmmmm hmmmmmmmmm. Wen am jos opened the doors like these, am jos see that knew horseband his forking mine wive in mine bed.....am jos see mine sef in hospitu bed doctor his noun telled me that am faint


Anytime am forking mine wive, she use too chat or reading magasin am me am forking her hard

Equalizer:
Well at first I was confused because the guy in question happens to be a course mate back then in still and when we saw the guy at one entry , the girl was like,
wow!

who do we have here?

And suddenly the guy approached me and said,

baba na you dey reign!


and that was when she discovered I know the guy and she didn't have to do intro again. We ate together that day and we officially agreed to be having turns with her since she think she can double date..

olac21:
Adaksbullet is one crazy bastard I swear with his incoherent grammar

Oshege:
Abeg .read again what you typed., not even appeal to common sense