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[b]God is good. You might doubt dis my tori but its true !! !

I went on a long ban nd promisd to testify when am back, here i am Alive and fresh.


27th of April 2016, i was in my driving school, my driving teacher decided took me on a test to see what i hav learnt over the course of training, so we went to d express along veterans plaza, those living in Kubwa, Abuja should knw here, i was on d driver seat, my teacher sat to my right.


Tor, we meet traffic light nd i hol'up, na so one fine bobo, very handsome man eyooo he resembled all dis rich Alhaji pikin with nice, shiny skin, clear white eyes, nicely carved hair, nice structured biceps nd butt, he definitely gyms. You know muslim guys can be very handsome . He was just bouncing majestically down d pedestrian lane, na so my eyes glue for dis bobo like superglue.

My driving teacher just yelled my name nd brought my attention back, i thought he was yelling at me to move the fu©king car, so i zoomed off without lookin at d traffic light. Unluckly for me, a craze woman was coming frm d left so our cars jammed eachother.

The car jerked, Narrow escape from me hitting my frontglass if i did put on seat beat.

Gbam, my driving teacher was like "Jesus,!! Dis boy dont u know i hav wives and kids at home, u wan kill me!!"

D woman i jammed her car jst came down with wahala written allover her from head to leg. "who's dat fool driving that car dat hit me!! Are u blind, did u eat dis morning"


My driving teacher just cowardly ranaway, he thought i wud be asked to pay for damage, mtcheew. Fooolish man.

Nothin dis woman did not tell me, d damage wasnt even serious. I just shunned d foolish woman, ••

Everybody gathered including d handsome guy i was eyeing, d case was settled and all d amebos vamoosed except dis handsome dude •

I striked a conversation nd he was just blushing, he was so touchy nd stuffs like dat, Anyways i gave him a ride home!! His name is Abdul tho,! God has his ways of doing things saved my life nd gave me a new date

I have a new date tonight!•••••! Yaaash [/b] ™

Are u gay?

Abi which kain talk b dis

Gay mofo

telemapreye1:
Gay mofo

pained .mofo

are u a male or a female?

U ve a d8? W8 na who toast who

More vaseline to ur Nyash.

And the Op is GAY






Cheers to your Nyash

What!! Diz gay is back
Damn!!


He nid to go visit dr. BAN hospital again!!

Iamdurent = GAY

aiint you a guy.

welshv:
are u a male or a female?

male

scheminup:
aiint you a guy.

yea

ErnieSmallzz:
U ve a d8? W8 na who toast who

lady dis is 21st century, u see somethin u like, u go for it.
It doesnt matter who toasted who.

iamdurent:
lady dis is 21st century, u see somethin u like, u go for it.
It doesnt matter who toasted who.

in dis case, it matterz! Koz i wanna knw!!

iamdurent:
lady dis is 21st century, u see somethin u like, u go for it.
It doesnt matter who toasted who.

More pampers to ur yansh..

ErnieSmallzz:
in dis case, it matterz! Koz i wanna knw!!

we toasted each other, i was talkin, he was touching my hands and stuffs like dat

Jacksonville:
More pampers to ur yansh..

send me money to buy d pampers na. Isi ewu

iamdurent:
send me money to buy d pampers na. Isi ewu

Lol..i dnt have money for that. But if u were a bit polite, would have wired u some dough ..... GAY LUSSAC

iamdurent:
we toasted each other, i was talkin, he was touching my hands and stuffs like dat

*my hand's un my head* YEPAAAAAAAA! Na so gay toasting easy rich?? :O, Op! U try ohh

op r u gay?

ErnieSmallzz:
*my hand's un my head* YEPAAAAAAAA! Na so gay toasting easy rich?? :O, Op! U try ohh

easy lady there is wat we call "gay vibe", you wont understand.

Sha, i get romantic mouth, dude was juss tripping. LOL

itz durent again.....

ayam welcome Sir....

Jacksonville:
Lol..i dnt have money for that. But if u were a bit polite, would have wired u some dough ..... GAY LUSSAC

i suppose u hav sister?
Go wire pampers for dem with barbwire for their menstraution. Olodo

[quote author=iamdurent post=45180150]easy lady there is wat we call "gay vibe", you wont understand.

smh, xo were re u both havin d d8

Dont judge so that you will not be judge.everybody has right to his or her own preference.

iamdurent:
i suppose u hav sister? Go wire pampers for dem with barbwire for their menstraution. Olodo

E pain am

[quote author=ErnieSmallzz post=45180237][/quote]so dat homophobic nairalanders go come lynch us shey

Some bar joint in a hotel in kubwa.

iamdurent:
so dat homophobic nairalanders go come lynch us shey

Some bar joint in a hotel in kubwa.

Bar ke? Anyway enjoy o. And dnt 4geh 2 gist me bou it o!

ErnieSmallzz:
Bar ke? Anyway enjoy o. And dnt 4geh 2 gist me bou it o!

not to worry

Jesus wept

Definitely GAY!