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SoapMactavish:
I was once caught in the act by 2 dogs

I was in 200 level back then, I came home on holidays and I realised we had a new guest in d compound. She was our neighbor's younger sister that came from Abj and it didn't take long before we got acquainted and started talking.

After few days, we were already into each other and wanted to make love so bad. There was no opportunity to do dat as my nieces and nephew were around on holidays and they always talk when they observe things. She also didn't wanna do it in her sister's matrimonial home, so one evening, we sat outside in d compound until around 11pm. We joked and giggled so much until she suddenly started kissing me.

Well, to cut d long story short...it got so intense that we went to d backyard for a quickie. She dropped her short skirt, I dropped my jeans and engaged our genitals, døggy style...then suddenly, the two dogs in d house must have heard our groans and they just came, stood my, watched like they knew what was happening...couldn't make sounds to chase dem away cos I wouldn't wanna wake anybody up or get them to realise sum1 was at d backyard at dat time. It was so hilarious as these silly dogs watched the whole show....the chic is married now but we still talk and laugh over such hilarious experiences we had together.

slyIsaac:
Omo jesu like me...

NevetsIbot:
puhahahahahaha... Best story ever.. you just made my morning o... Laughing my head off

NevetsIbot:
hehe... You wish niyen o... You wey dan suffer Iya kabirus daughter die

donbenedict:
I'm a good guy in the eyes of everyone.







Catch me if u can

Brymo:
This some made up shiT, thats lk d first tin dat came 2 mind. Back then in camp, i was snuggling with a snuggle bunny dat means a lot 2 me up till now, although we talk no more. back 2 story, as we were..... This guy, i know was jus following us all around as we were running away from soja n man o war, 2 see wat will happen. D rep i have 4 d guy now, microscope no fit see am. I don't know mayb dis1 counts?

deluxez12:
lol
during my waec days me n ma babe dey under step they discuss oo from there kissing enter na our teacher catch us oooo.....that day I faint wake up

SoapMactavish:
I was once caught in the act by 2 dogs

I was in 200 level back then, I came home on holidays and I realised we had a new guest in d compound. She was our neighbor's younger sister that came from Abj and it didn't take long before we got acquainted and started talking.

After few days, we were already into each other and wanted to make love so bad. There was no opportunity to do dat as my nieces and nephew were around on holidays and they always talk when they observe things. She also didn't wanna do it in her sister's matrimonial home, so one evening, we sat outside in d compound until around 11pm. We joked and giggled so much until she suddenly started kissing me.

Well, to cut d long story short...it got so intense that we went to d backyard for a quickie. She dropped her short skirt, I dropped my jeans and engaged our genitals, døggy style...then suddenly, the two dogs in d house must have heard our groans and they just came, stood by, watched like they knew what was happening...couldn't make sounds to chase dem away cos I wouldn't wanna wake anybody up or get them to realise sum1 was at d backyard at dat time. It was so hilarious as these silly dogs watched the whole show....the chic is married now but we still talk and laugh over such hilarious experiences we had together.

NevetsIbot:
i swear that was my first lie! They know me very well to be stingy at home... Especially to my sisters. So, that lie didn't see the light of day. i told em ''mummy I got it for Favour na. Her bday is just nxt mnth''... Lol.... Mum was like ''we just entered this month, and her bday is at the nxt month ending. This boy lies tooo... Ha olorun mi...'' bible verse upon bible verse... ''dee... Dee ooo.. Come and see the gift your son got for his younger sister, its nt even any of his sisters size, let's thank him'' hehehe... Nain kasala burst. . Lol.

MentalCase:
I've been caught trying to escape from yaba left

firstking01:
Well, my sexual life is quite awkward or something...never really explored sex sha cosa the kinda life i'm living.

layla129:
You want to be a monk?

layla129:
Hahaha, stingy goat

SoapMactavish:
Bro no be small thing o, I still laugh whenever I remember d incident

layla129:
Lmaoo

adepeter26:
ωσω, иι¢є тняєα∂.
мιиє,ιт ωαѕи'т му мυм иσя ∂α∂, вυт ιиѕтєα∂ тнє ¢нαυffєυя (∂яινєя) ¢αυgнт мє кιѕѕιиg нєя. нє ѕιgнтє∂ υѕ νια тнє ∂яινєя'ѕ мιяяσω &ѕтуℓιѕнℓу яєρσятє∂ ∂ єνєит тσ му αυит.

ωєℓℓ, мє иσ ѕєи∂ ѕнα

TOmmyJidex:
Na which kind hand writting font be this? You better don't use this in your exams

TOmmyJidex:
Na which kind hand writting font be this? You better don't use this in your exams

layla129:
Lol, really strained my eyes when i was reading too

layla129:
Hahaha, i can imagine. Those dogs should have ripped your genitals off

NevetsIbot:
lol... Those dogs must have been like......

1st dog - ''Kamoru, you dey see am?''
2nd dog - ''Nuru. I dey see am o... them no know say we fit bark ontop them now''
1st dog - ''abeg no spoil show. Make we dey look small, shey you knw say e don tay wey we do am''
2nd dog - ''guy, na until next season I go gree for you o''
1st dog - ''abeg make i sit down. Tell those pupppies say make dem no show face here o''
2nd dog - ''you dey craze, na only you sabi better show abi?''

Doubleagent008:
can a shadow be caught? there you go!!