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Re: Ladies, 8 Signs That Show A Guy Wants Nothing But Sex With You On First Date by wristbangle(op): 7:03pm On May 03, 2016
nikkypearl:
when his "joystick refuses back down'' huh what does that mean?
You know what it means! Stop pretending cheesy
Re: Ladies, 8 Signs That Show A Guy Wants Nothing But Sex With You On First Date by wristbangle(op): 7:04pm On May 03, 2016
waxxydude:
-You enter his room he appears drunk you look around and you find several empty cans of energy drinks.

-He dey follo u talk and spit jus dey drop from im mouth. Sisters jus kno say na plenty impatience, nor go give am ur brezz suck, else u lost ur n*pples!

grin grin
Hahahaha. Werey! grin
Re: Ladies, 8 Signs That Show A Guy Wants Nothing But Sex With You On First Date by Smellymouth: 7:36pm On May 03, 2016
ButteredBiscuit:
[color=#8ab2e2] grin If you say so

...Yeah,Smelly.I'm Valerie
°It's my name I can't really get away from it.

°•Yer contestant dropped out I thoughthuh[/color]
Where u banned? huh

Nah, she is still fully in the contest smiley

Insha Allah, mimzy is winning it. Join the team hun. Whayasay? grin
Re: Ladies, 8 Signs That Show A Guy Wants Nothing But Sex With You On First Date by Mediapace: 7:49pm On May 03, 2016
Am a Saint and a Virgin Indeed.
Tohpahz can even Testify cheesy
@Bolded you are right! 'Thumb Up'
tosyne2much:
Nice one Evangelist Wristbangle.. But wait oooo !! These ladies already know these signs nah, therefore, even if they read all these it doesn't stop the anointed men of God such as like Ronald4lif, Vizkiz and Mediapace from bleeping them

Since oga Wristbangle has started the Aluta, lemme add mine

9. He Soaks her clothes into the water

I can vividly remember when a lady visited my friend. When the lady was suffocating of intense heat cold and could no longer bear it, she removed her top leaving only her underwear; the guy just took the top to the bathroom and dipped it into the water. This was done with the intention of making her sleep over since she could not wear the wet cloth to her house. Smh


10. He keeps walking out of the room for no reason

I'm very very guilty of this.. When a lady visits me for the first time, the moment I keep going in and out of the room for no good reason, it's an indication that the man of God wants nothing but kitty-cat cool
Re: Ladies, 8 Signs That Show A Guy Wants Nothing But Sex With You On First Date by Nobody: 7:53pm On May 03, 2016
Smellymouth:
Where u banned? huh

Nah, she is still fully in the contest smiley

Insha Allah, mimzy is winning it. Join the team hun. Whayasay? grin
[color=#8ab2e2]°No ta both questions [/color]
Re: Ladies, 8 Signs That Show A Guy Wants Nothing But Sex With You On First Date by Nobody: 7:59pm On May 03, 2016
Wristbange has grown old o... He doesn't know tat things have evolved and boys leave more subtle signs tat he's hitting the kitty tonight!

9.He comes out half naked

Under pretense of heat or he will tell you he wants to shower... He'll make sure you see him near nu.de fa... Specially if he's got a nice borry....grin

10.He cooks for yoU!!!!

Infact ts now almost a wise saying "when he cooks indomie and egg for you with Coke,surrender your kitty cat'' yeah...you read right... When he goes outta his way to make you a nice chop... Ts a very clear sign.....


grin see ya later Mr Wristbangle...cool
Re: Ladies, 8 Signs That Show A Guy Wants Nothing But Sex With You On First Date by AyamConfidence(m): 10:20pm On May 03, 2016
ButteredBiscuit:
[color=#8ab2e2]°Sup dude[/color]
well its cloudy here and I'm still outside.... have you heard from MrCork recently??
Re: Ladies, 8 Signs That Show A Guy Wants Nothing But Sex With You On First Date by Nobody: 10:23pm On May 03, 2016
AyamConfidence:
well its cloudy here and I'm still outside.... have you heard from MrCork recently??
[color=#8ab2e2]°No
....why would I huh [/color]
Re: Ladies, 8 Signs That Show A Guy Wants Nothing But Sex With You On First Date by MrCork: 10:29pm On May 03, 2016
ButteredBiscuit:
[color=#8ab2e2]°No
....why would I huh [/color]
...hangon...sweeeery we are confuse again.... are u that Dakskin femmminist lesssbian educated lady who use to change her name from Queeen Valerie to Queeen Victoria to Queen Cheeezypuff to KingCheezyPuff now to ButteredBiscuit? angry
Re: Ladies, 8 Signs That Show A Guy Wants Nothing But Sex With You On First Date by Nobody: 10:40pm On May 03, 2016
MrCork:
...hangon...sweeeery we are confusn again.... are u that Dakskin femmminist lesssbian educated lady who use to change her name from Queeen Valerie to Queeen Victoria to Queen Cheeezypuff to KingCheezyPuff now to ButteredBiscuit? angry
[color=#8ab2e2]1)°•*I'm not a feminist
2)°I'm not a lesbian
3)°•You seen my pic an know whatI look like
4)°AyamConfidence I found em
5)°Yes Cork,I'm Valerie[/color]
Re: Ladies, 8 Signs That Show A Guy Wants Nothing But Sex With You On First Date by MrCork: 10:43pm On May 03, 2016
ButteredBiscuit:
[color=#8ab2e2]1) I'm not a feminist
2)I'm not a lesbian
3)You seen my pic an know whatI look like
4)AyamConfidence I found em[/color]
sweeerywei am confuse...serrrriously? which picture?...all we have is Buscuit on yor picture profile...what picture u talkin about? undecided
Re: Ladies, 8 Signs That Show A Guy Wants Nothing But Sex With You On First Date by Nobody: 10:50pm On May 03, 2016
MrCork:
sweeerywei am confuse...serrrriously? which picture?...all we have is Buscuit on yor picture profile...what picture u talkin about? undecided
[color=#8ab2e2]°|Well if you don't remember,I'm safe grin
....Bye[/color]
Re: Ladies, 8 Signs That Show A Guy Wants Nothing But Sex With You On First Date by MrCork: 10:53pm On May 03, 2016
ButteredBiscuit:
[color=#8ab2e2]Well if you don't remember I'm safe grin
....Bye[/color]
BYE?....arhhhhhhhhhhhha...this is u again....KingCheezyPuff?...but .why do u all ways say BYE everytime I ask u quessstion if u wear thong or G string?...is that a bad question?...how am i sopose to get to no u if i dont ask questions? undecided
Re: Ladies, 8 Signs That Show A Guy Wants Nothing But Sex With You On First Date by Charles4075(m): 10:53pm On May 03, 2016
Ladies, if you enter any guy room and you put your hands for the side of him bed and e come touch condom, my sister your own don set be that..

Wristbangle, some guys can Bleep up shahuh E get one of my padi then, when I help this guy go pack him things relocate to another creep, every where for this guy room na ''Haven Of Condoms''. Chaii, from under rug, to every corner of bed, under home theatre woofer, inside drawer for reading table incase the girl wan knack ontop the table, to him windows and he nor dey raise him curtains up lie lie even though heat wan kill am. The one wa fear me pass, where him hang he clothes, all him suit pockets to trouser pockets and shirt, condom full all.
Re: Ladies, 8 Signs That Show A Guy Wants Nothing But Sex With You On First Date by MrCork: 10:54pm On May 03, 2016
ButteredBiscuit:
[color=#8ab2e2]°|Well if you don't remember,I'm safe grin
....Bye[/color]
and plis we want u to put yor sexxxxxy Afro picture bacccckup...i can confess it makes me stand up!! smiley
Re: Ladies, 8 Signs That Show A Guy Wants Nothing But Sex With You On First Date by Nobody: 10:58pm On May 03, 2016
MrCork:
BYE?....arhhhhhhhhhhhha...this is u again....KingCheezyPuff?...but .why do u all ways say BYE everytime I ask u quessstion if u wear thong or G string?...is that a bad question?...how am i sopose to get to no u if i dont ask questions? undecided
[color=#8ab2e2]°I don't really think that deserves an answer,yer 2nd question
But to the 1st...yes.
[/color]
Re: Ladies, 8 Signs That Show A Guy Wants Nothing But Sex With You On First Date by Nobody: 11:03pm On May 03, 2016
MrCork:
and plis we want u to put yor sexxxxxy Afro picture bacccckup...i can confess it makes me stand up!! smiley
[color=#8ab2e2]°•that's disgusting lipsrsealed
.......goodbye![/color]
Re: Ladies, 8 Signs That Show A Guy Wants Nothing But Sex With You On First Date by AyamConfidence(m): 11:05pm On May 03, 2016
ButteredBiscuit:
[color=#8ab2e2]°No ....why would I huh [/color]
you found him init??
Re: Ladies, 8 Signs That Show A Guy Wants Nothing But Sex With You On First Date by Nobody: 11:06pm On May 03, 2016
MrCork:
BYE?....arhhhhhhhhhhhha...this is u again....KingCheezyPuff?...but .why do u all ways say BYE everytime I ask u quessstion if u wear thong or G string?...is that a bad question?...how am i sopose to get to no u if i dont ask questions? undecided
this mrcork is getting lazy angry stop spelling correctly or i will unfollow you angry angry


#Idon'tLikeTheNewCCCOOORRRKK embarassed
Re: Ladies, 8 Signs That Show A Guy Wants Nothing But Sex With You On First Date by AyamConfidence(m): 11:08pm On May 03, 2016
MrCork:
sweeerywei am confuse...serrrriously? which picture?...all we have is Buscuit on yor picture profile...what picture u talkin about? undecided
Cork bro where have you been...I almost created a thread to ask about you...welcome back man
Re: Ladies, 8 Signs That Show A Guy Wants Nothing But Sex With You On First Date by Nobody: 11:14pm On May 03, 2016
AyamConfidence:
you found him init??]
[color=#8ab2e2]°•Yep.He still the same too[/color]
Re: Ladies, 8 Signs That Show A Guy Wants Nothing But Sex With You On First Date by AyamConfidence(m): 11:19pm On May 03, 2016
ButteredBiscuit:
[color=#8ab2e2]°•Yep.He still the same too[/color]
if he changes he won't be fun anymore....so we love him that way
Re: Ladies, 8 Signs That Show A Guy Wants Nothing But Sex With You On First Date by MrCork: 11:26pm On May 03, 2016
ButteredBiscuit:
[color=#8ab2e2]°•that's disgusting lipsrsealed
.......goodbye![/color]
...whats disgussstin about *Kondo* standin up?...u dont watch blue film? undecided
Re: Ladies, 8 Signs That Show A Guy Wants Nothing But Sex With You On First Date by Nobody: 11:37pm On May 03, 2016
AyamConfidence:
if he changes he won't be fun anymore....so we love him that way
[color=#8ab2e2]....Goodbye![/color]
Re: Ladies, 8 Signs That Show A Guy Wants Nothing But Sex With You On First Date by AyamConfidence(m): 11:41pm On May 03, 2016
ButteredBiscuit:
[color=#8ab2e2]....Goodbye![/color]
Valerie let me ask this pertinent question....why always tell people goodbye when they're being nice to you??....it beats me mehn
Re: Ladies, 8 Signs That Show A Guy Wants Nothing But Sex With You On First Date by Nobody: 11:58pm On May 03, 2016
AyamConfidence:
Valerie let me ask this pertinent question....why always tell people goodbye when they're being nice to you??....it beats me mehn
[color=#8ab2e2]°•Gosh! I said 'good' bye
......An I didn't frown up at you
°Ain't that enough fer youhuh
.... tongue[/color]
Re: Ladies, 8 Signs That Show A Guy Wants Nothing But Sex With You On First Date by AyamConfidence(m): 11:59pm On May 03, 2016
ButteredBiscuit:
°•Gosh,I said 'good' bye
......An I didn't frown up at you
°Ain't that enough fer youhuh
.... tongue
well it sound like you are snubbing us
Re: Ladies, 8 Signs That Show A Guy Wants Nothing But Sex With You On First Date by Nobody: 12:06am On May 04, 2016
AyamConfidence:
well it sound like you are snubbing us
[color=#8ab2e2]At times I am grin[/color]
Re: Ladies, 8 Signs That Show A Guy Wants Nothing But Sex With You On First Date by AyamConfidence(m): 6:23am On May 04, 2016
ButteredBiscuit:
[color=#8ab2e2]At times I am grin[/color]
so don't you think its time to repent??
Re: Ladies, 8 Signs That Show A Guy Wants Nothing But Sex With You On First Date by wristbangle(op): 7:39am On May 04, 2016
Charles4075:
Ladies, if you enter any guy room and you put your hands for the side of him bed and e come touch condom, my sister your own don set be that..

Wristbangle, some guys can Bleep up shahuh E get one of my padi then, when I help this guy go pack him things relocate to another creep, every where for this guy room na ''Haven Of Condoms''. Chaii, from under rug, to every corner of bed, under home theatre woofer, inside drawer for reading table incase the girl wan knack ontop the table, to him windows and he nor dey raise him curtains up lie lie even though heat wan kill am. The one wa fear me pass, where him hang he clothes, all him suit pockets to trouser pockets and shirt, condom full all.
Him no wan become emergency father na. Since he no fit hold konji nai make am put CD for every corner of him room so that when the show start, him go fit grab one fast.
Re: Ladies, 8 Signs That Show A Guy Wants Nothing But Sex With You On First Date by Mediapace: 7:43am On May 04, 2016
Hustle for Like&share is real
ireneony:
If you think he is right click like if you think otherwise click share huh
Re: Ladies, 8 Signs That Show A Guy Wants Nothing But Sex With You On First Date by wristbangle(op): 12:45pm On May 04, 2016
Prof Lalasticlala. How far bro? cheesy
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