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It's just past FIVE am yet my SENSES are awake

novakane:
Somewhere in the sandy shores of elegushi lies some
currencies with my name on it....the next time i come around,
"Beach Better Have My Money"

easy there cos sometimes life can be a real BEACH

Anyone caught singing "LET IT GO" in public will have his bank account FROZEN.

My last wish is to be buried with
some learning materials on sex, i believe it'll go along way in helping me with the
INTER course" .

Heres my piece of advice to aspiring musicians out there.. If u suck at singing and all that comes out of ur vocal
cord is treble (trouble), dont give up just "re-chord your
vocals" and before u know it the music industry will beg to
"record your vocals"..

Some pple r just unlucky with relationships, they cld date a cripple and the cripple will just walk out on the relationship

My kid sis says she can replace Teraji Henson on "Empire". I told her to stop being so Cookie.

#moviepuns

My fingernails are getting too long. I need to trim them before they get out of hand.

We were so poor when I was growing up we couldnt even afford to pay attention.

Whoever stole my Microsoft Office DVD is in big trouble; you have my Word.

Joseph was a TENNIS PLAYER. according to the New Living Translation's version of the bible,the text in Gen 41:46 reads, "he was thirty years old when he began 'SERVING' in the 'COURT' of Pharaoh"

novakane:
My last wish is to be buried with
some learning materials on sex, i believe it'll go along way in helping me with the
INTER course" .

Dats one DEEP afterlife....no PORN intended

gafsey:
We were so poor when I was growing up we couldnt even afford to pay attention.

So sad ...I wud hav given u DEAD BATTERIES to sell,FREE OF CHARGE

Prostitutes to boxers
I could exchange BLOWS with you in the ring says the boxer and the prostitute replied that's nothing compared to my JOB

I cant keep let go with liars because can eat up like a lion.

I used to underrate Nigerian women in the military not until
i found out that they carry all manner of weapons in their
corset. It shows they are
"armed to the teats".

If u ask these fulani herdsmen why they took laws into their hands rather than have a Dialogue, they wld tell u their problem is "Past oral"

novakane:
If u ask these fulani herdsmen why they took laws into their
hands rather than have a Dialogue, they wld tell u their
problem is "Past oral"

"Past oral"...hmmm....no wonder der r called HEADSmen

novakane:
I used to underrate Nigerian women in the military not until
i found out that they carry all manner of weapons in their
corset. It shows they are
"armed to the teats".

Der is sure to b enuf BLOOD on d battlefield.PERIOD


#no disrespect intended to women#

abbas99:
"Past oral"...hmmm....no wonder der r called HEADSmen

Oh please! SPERMy that talk about Fulani HEADsmen being terrorists. All they crave for is VIRGIN land. So there must be some BLEEDING. Ain't surprised though. I saw it CUMING.

This is not a distress call... MAYDAY! MAYDAY! do u copy?

PiccoloBrunelli:
Oh please! SPERMy that talk about Fulani HEADsmen being terrorists. All they crave for is VIRGIN land. So there must be some BLEEDING. Ain't surprised though. I saw it CUMING.

Ur puns ar one of a kind...guess ur without "PAIRS"

job must have suffered premature
eja. culation... If ure conversant with the books the bible u'll find out that JOB cums before ROMANS...

When an unemployed dude trys to get intimate with a staunch born-again lady, he's bound to get a Scripturally correlated response like "JOB comes b4 ROMANS (romance)

I'm a legendary alcohol drinker so the only hall of fame I'll be inducted into is the alcoHall of fame..... some peeps even call me Royal HIGHNESS.

So Leicester will lift the EPL... Don't blame Chelsea Don't blame Man City Don't blame Man U It's Arsenal's fourth

PiccoloBrunelli, you are a Punstar! Like a b|tch on her period, keep the words flowing.

Saw a lady wit 12 b**bs,sounds UDDER ridiculous...DOZENTIT?

Still on beer puns:

The only TROPHY I've won in all my STAR years of drinking is MORE LIFE and that's why I'm called the ULTIMATE HERO

Where's Painpill Illicit Blackeard AdunniIwo ?

Drop it like it's hot

GMan650:
Still on beer puns:

The only TROPHY I've won in all my STAR years of drinking is MORE LIFE and that's why I'm called the ULTIMATE HERO

U must b a LEGEND

abbas99:
U must b a LEGEND

A real one