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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Blackeard(m): 5:22pm On Jan 18, 2015
Evangelio:
Blackbeard and Eke40seven, ur Puns are dope!
lol thank you *bows* what can I say?...I speak IBUPROFANities

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Evangelio(m): 5:29pm On Jan 18, 2015
Blackeard:
lol thank you *bows* what can I say?...I speak IBUPROFANities

word censore man, i actually wrote Do.pe, but u still nailed it with Ibuprofane

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Blackeard(m): 5:36pm On Jan 18, 2015
I got fired from my job as a software engineer. I just couldn't get with the program.

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Eke40seven(m): 5:58pm On Jan 18, 2015
Child: "Why do you correct me with the cane always?"
Teacher: "I have a good HEART so I BEAT."

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Blackeard(m): 6:04pm On Jan 18, 2015
"A good pun is its own Re-word. To understand them better u have to keep an "oh pun" mind."

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Victoriousvic(m): 6:10pm On Jan 18, 2015
Let's just enjoy the time that's hours.

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Blackeard(m): 6:15pm On Jan 18, 2015
Yesterday I went to a toy store to get a teddy bear as a gift for my niece. I have large feet so I had to watch my step...there was pooh everywhere.

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Eke40seven(m): 6:15pm On Jan 18, 2015
To create more storage space on my computer is not tedious, I don't just have the DRIVE to do it.

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Blackeard(m): 6:20pm On Jan 18, 2015
Finding out what was wrapped in the aluminium foil was no mean feat. It was a piece of cake.

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Eke40seven(m): 6:33pm On Jan 18, 2015
Geography

Slovakia was part of a country until they were CZECHed out

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Evangelio(m): 6:46pm On Jan 18, 2015
I had to log on to MySpace before commenting on Eke40seven's thread so i booked a space.

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Fatalveli(m): 7:03pm On Jan 18, 2015
We punned about to the topic until the words Complained.

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Fatalveli(m): 7:06pm On Jan 18, 2015
Punning is just like Porning.

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Blackeard(m): 7:28pm On Jan 18, 2015
D'banj was chased from kanye wests music record label. After two years, he still didn't know how to make G.O.O.D Music

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Blackeard(m): 7:31pm On Jan 18, 2015
A lion wouldn't cheat on his wife but a Tiger wood...

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Blackeard(m): 7:40pm On Jan 18, 2015
So mancity lost to shitty arsenal today. Oh well! Good for me...



Sorry to the mancity coach...PELEgrinni

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Eke40seven(m): 8:21pm On Jan 18, 2015
Why were most of the ancient philosophers GREEK?
Its because they know BETA.

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Eke40seven(m): 8:34pm On Jan 18, 2015
A drunkard does two things, He either says what's TRUE or FALLS.

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Nmeri17: 8:37pm On Jan 18, 2015
when I say "cats arr dangerous", I'm not KITTEN

"the owner of nairaland walked unto the porch, looked into the sky and saw the stars SEUNing"

Oboy, where you COME GO

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Blackeard(m): 9:04pm On Jan 18, 2015
Pencils should be made with erasers at both ends but what would be the point?

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Eke40seven(m): 9:11pm On Jan 18, 2015
Blackeard:
Pencils should be made with erasers at both ends but what would be the point?

Nice one, that reminds me of a pun about pencils too...not the exact phrase.

"Writing with a broken pencil is pointless"

here is mine:

"I drew the location of the place with my pencil so you have my lead."

*referring to the lead of my pencil literarily and the fact the drawing gives the lead to the place*

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Missmossy(f): 9:39pm On Jan 18, 2015
I love puns grin


Your money is save in a safe

It is better to be late than to be the late cheesy

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Eke40seven(m): 10:34pm On Jan 18, 2015
Why are there frequent motorcycle crashes and falls?
They are two-tyred.


I borrowed the 'two-tyred' thingy.

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Blackeard(m): 10:35pm On Jan 18, 2015
Eke40seven:


Nice one, that reminds me of a pun about pencils too...not the exact phrase.

"Writing with a broken pencil is pointless"

here is mine:

"I drew the location of the place with my pencil so you have my lead."

*referring to the lead of my pencil literarily and the fact the drawing gives the lead to the place*
good one.
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Blackeard(m): 10:39pm On Jan 18, 2015
Lmao ok some naruto puns

When konan was with the akatsuki, she was in charge of all the paper work...


What's the fastest way to a girls heart? Chidori

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Blackeard(m): 10:46pm On Jan 18, 2015
Missmossy:
I love puns grin


Your money is save in a safe

It is better to be late than to be the late cheesy
hmmm nice one miss mossy. Let's go out...I'm a fungi.

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Eke40seven(m): 10:58pm On Jan 18, 2015
Car puns

If you work with HYUNDAI, you will have to work on your ACCENT.

**referring to the South Korean car maker Hyundai and one of their product ACCENT and the way Koreans speak.

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Missmossy(f): 11:17pm On Jan 18, 2015
Blackeard:
hmmm nice one miss mossy. Let's go out...I'm a fungi.
int
Lollz thanks

Come into my cave of life, I promise not to put you in a cave grin
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by vickyozohu(f): 11:23pm On Jan 18, 2015
Nice thread,I don't know how to create puns so den I guess I would just have fun watching the pun masters do their tin

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by illicit(m): 7:15am On Jan 19, 2015
A NICE man needs no PAYNE (pain)

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by illicit(m): 7:22am On Jan 19, 2015
Babe: wow, tommorow is val, hon pls take me shopping, dnt u feel love in the air?
Guy: well, you know am asthmatic!

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by illicit(m): 7:24am On Jan 19, 2015
Well, i bought myself a Grandfather clock for old times sake.

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