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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Eke40seven(m): 9:09am On Jan 19, 2015
We all hate mosquitoes. They suck!

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Eke40seven(m): 10:16am On Jan 19, 2015
The introduction of BOREHOLES in the village is GROUNDBREAKING.

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Eke40seven(m): 11:00am On Jan 19, 2015
Let's pun about NEPA
All mine:

1. The electrocution of a NEPA official on the pole will be regarded as a SHOCKING news.


2. BOY 1: We have not had power supply for 7 months, do you think I can safely work on our wiring for a minutes.
BOY 2: if they bring back power now, that would be really SHOCKING!


3. I was working on the wire not knowing NEPA will ever bring back power today, I was terribly SHOCKED.



4. How Faraday invented electricity is really SHOCKING!


***Where are the gurus of this section? Is this all that Nairaland have got?

P.S. 5. The revitalization of the energy sector brought him back to power.

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Blackeard(m): 1:23pm On Jan 19, 2015
The people didn't like how their new president was being corrupted by power, so they decided to revolt.

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Eke40seven(m): 1:38pm On Jan 19, 2015
Rihanna is from a Caribbean country and so BARE-HER-MASS.

*in Reference to Rihanna's country the Bahamas and the freedom for at least partial nudity.

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by missterious(f): 2:54pm On Jan 19, 2015
Blackeard:
The people didn't like how their new president was being corrupted by power, so they decided to revolt.

This took a while to understand. Chai. embarassed

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Eke40seven(m): 3:20pm On Jan 19, 2015
What is common between, Samba carnivals, beach, surfing and beach Volleyball?
BRA-zeal!

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Fatalveli(m): 3:24pm On Jan 19, 2015
It's obvious and peculiar that -ism is ism.
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Fatalveli(m): 3:29pm On Jan 19, 2015
I Slurpishly devoured the Anal like like it jilted me.
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Eke40seven(m): 3:30pm On Jan 19, 2015
His plan is to make it to the head of the clothing company from the factories and has been DYEING to get there.

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Fatalveli(m): 3:33pm On Jan 19, 2015
I tossed, fed and cleaned my SLUT
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Fatalveli(m): 3:41pm On Jan 19, 2015
The transition of the Jews and Judaism generally is a Bar-Meat-VAL (Bar mitzvah)

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Fatalveli(m): 3:43pm On Jan 19, 2015
The kind of person I am, I will SHOW ER today

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by hitleraldof(m): 3:47pm On Jan 19, 2015
JOETYNO:
why is everybody writting PUN likes a pervert's love for POR.N
pun is nt about ryhmes its abt double meanings to a sentence.e.g arsenal foitball club is on poor form they are the gooners

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Eke40seven(m): 3:48pm On Jan 19, 2015
Mathematicians tend to look for their eX, yet they don't know whY.

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Fatalveli(m): 3:49pm On Jan 19, 2015
When the Moon rises, I'm C'umming in her Axis

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Fatalveli(m): 3:52pm On Jan 19, 2015
I get SUCKED all day
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by hitleraldof(m): 3:55pm On Jan 19, 2015
the actrrss ripped her gown on stage so the director drew the curtains

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Fatalveli(m): 3:56pm On Jan 19, 2015
Destroy these beaches till their A'ss Holes bleed
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Eke40seven(m): 3:57pm On Jan 19, 2015
Earthworms are creepy little LAME creatures, I can't just STAND them.

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Fatalveli(m): 4:06pm On Jan 19, 2015
I've been wondering why a car speeds! Then it hit me

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Fatalveli(m): 4:07pm On Jan 19, 2015
Its pretty Handy to converse with a deaf dude.

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Fatalveli(m): 4:10pm On Jan 19, 2015
I've been kinda itchy lately and I think a QUICKIE solution will do

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Eke40seven(m): 5:35pm On Jan 19, 2015
The workers in the textile factory are to be paid today and quit or remain patience and keep their job. Its now a DUE or DYE affair.

Cloth making in the past involved great care to avoid accidents and death, so we never DYE with our EYES CLOSED.

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Blackeard(m): 6:47pm On Jan 19, 2015
Costa and Fabregas went to the Club

Costa: Damn Cesc look at that! You gonna try to hit that?

Fabregas: Nah Diego I think I'll Pass. U go ahead and score.

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Blackeard(m): 7:32pm On Jan 19, 2015
To all those who fell sick from drinking water they got from the stream...sorry. Get WELL soon. (._. )

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Missmossy(f): 7:43pm On Jan 19, 2015
"Not on thy sole , but on the soul harsh Jew.." grin cheesy

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Eke40seven(m): 8:48pm On Jan 19, 2015
Blackeard:
To all those who fell sick from drinking water they got from the stream...sorry. Get WELL soon. (._. )
Nice one: let me quickly improvise.

When you are on troubled waters but did not SEA. Just know it is WELL.

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Blackeard(m): 8:58pm On Jan 19, 2015
Bought a burna boy CD on the express way. Got home and discovered it was fake. This is not L.I.F.E.

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Blackeard(m): 9:00pm On Jan 19, 2015
All the VAMPIRE DIARIES CD's I have are fake. I'm looking for THE ORIGINALS

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Blackeard(m): 9:13pm On Jan 19, 2015
Eke40seven:

Nice one: let me quickly improvise.

When you are on troubled waters but did not SEA. Just know it is WELL.
the tyrant who oppressed his people with water anytime they tried to go against him was soon exiled. His Rain was finally over

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Eke40seven(m): 9:23pm On Jan 19, 2015
Blackeard:
the tyrant who oppressed his people with water anytime they tried to go against him was soon exiled. His Rain was finally over
Fashionable boots are good for WET seasons because it keeps our feet DRY whenever its REIGNING.

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