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13 Sentences You Will Never Hear From Nigerian Parents by DrayZee(op): 9:55am On May 05, 2016

Here are some statements you won't hear from a typical Nigerian parent:

http://zikoko.com/list/nigerian-parents-will-never-say/

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Re: 13 Sentences You Will Never Hear From Nigerian Parents by DrayZee(op): 9:57am On May 05, 2016

1. "You are right"

That will only happen in your dreams

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Re: 13 Sentences You Will Never Hear From Nigerian Parents by khalhokage(m): 9:58am On May 05, 2016

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Re: 13 Sentences You Will Never Hear From Nigerian Parents by DrayZee(op): 10:00am On May 05, 2016

2. "I am sorry."

Sorry for what?

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Re: 13 Sentences You Will Never Hear From Nigerian Parents by DrayZee(op): 10:02am On May 05, 2016

3. "I Love You"

Just manage it like that

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Re: 13 Sentences You Will Never Hear From Nigerian Parents by DrayZee(op): 10:06am On May 05, 2016

4. "You're not feeling fine? You don't have to go to school today."

Better carry your drip to school.

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Re: 13 Sentences You Will Never Hear From Nigerian Parents by DrayZee(op): 10:07am On May 05, 2016

5. "Do you want to go to church?"

Is it optional?

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Re: 13 Sentences You Will Never Hear From Nigerian Parents by DrayZee(op): 10:09am On May 05, 2016

6. "Can I come into your room"

They will now ask for permission in their own house again?

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Re: 13 Sentences You Will Never Hear From Nigerian Parents by DrayZee(op): 10:11am On May 05, 2016

7. "You got a C. At least you tried your best"

Best ke? When those that got A's don't have two heads.

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Re: 13 Sentences You Will Never Hear From Nigerian Parents by teekay213(m): 10:12am On May 05, 2016

so true...saying sorry after beaten and later know you didn't do it.

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Re: 13 Sentences You Will Never Hear From Nigerian Parents by DrayZee(op): 10:12am On May 05, 2016

"8. I came second in class"

Never! They only came first.

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Re: 13 Sentences You Will Never Hear From Nigerian Parents by Mediapace: 10:14am On May 05, 2016

This trash should not grace FP again,Ourschoolnews started it so let him end it!!

Copydogs

you tried though

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Re: 13 Sentences You Will Never Hear From Nigerian Parents by DrayZee(op): 10:14am On May 05, 2016

"9. Don't worry, I'll wash the dishes. "

When it's not that you don't have hands again.

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Re: 13 Sentences You Will Never Hear From Nigerian Parents by DrayZee(op): 10:15am On May 05, 2016

Mediapace:
This trash should not grace FP again,Ourschoolnews started it so let him end it!!

Copydogs

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Re: 13 Sentences You Will Never Hear From Nigerian Parents by Mediapace: 10:17am On May 05, 2016

If you like laugh in german.
Because you dub someone yesterday and it graced FP. You now think everyday be Xmas huh

Mods this guy is impersonating,we don't even know if he stole this from Ourschoolnews,he even said he is posting one this week. WHO KNOWS IF IT IS THIS ONE

Be original!

DrayZee:
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Re: 13 Sentences You Will Never Hear From Nigerian Parents by DrayZee(op): 10:17am On May 05, 2016

"10. Yes, you can become a rapper"

Not unless "rapper" is a new type of doctor.

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Re: 13 Sentences You Will Never Hear From Nigerian Parents by DrayZee(op): 10:19am On May 05, 2016*

Mediapace:
If you like laugh in german.

Be original

I'm not an author. Whoever you think started it is not the author. They all come from one site. And I'm bringing this here so Nairalanders can see it,instead of just seeing bad news about the government and bombings and celebrities every time. Let them see something to make them happy.
Not everything is about frontpage. Those who come to the Education sector of Nairaland can read it.
And who is this OurSchoolNews anyway. I will only answer to him if he owns Zikoko.com

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Re: 13 Sentences You Will Never Hear From Nigerian Parents by DrayZee(op): 10:21am On May 05, 2016

"11. You can keep the change "

See you. Better empty your pockets.

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Re: 13 Sentences You Will Never Hear From Nigerian Parents by acenazt: 10:22am On May 05, 2016

Instead you get a hot slap and comon my friend it's tym for morning devotion

Re: 13 Sentences You Will Never Hear From Nigerian Parents by DrayZee(op): 10:22am On May 05, 2016

"12. What do you want to eat "

This question does not exist because the answer is always rice.

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Re: 13 Sentences You Will Never Hear From Nigerian Parents by DrayZee(op): 10:23am On May 05, 2016*

13."Let's talk about sex"

Never going to happen.

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Re: 13 Sentences You Will Never Hear From Nigerian Parents by buharisbae(f): 10:59am On May 05, 2016

8 9 11 chineke! grin

my tommy oo ROFTL

Re: 13 Sentences You Will Never Hear From Nigerian Parents by headboiy: 1:28pm On May 05, 2016

In other words, my parents aren't Nigerians? undecided

Op, wake up from ur slumber n stop this generalisation n stereotyping angry

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Re: 13 Sentences You Will Never Hear From Nigerian Parents by Mikylopez(f): 2:46pm On May 05, 2016

wen eva my parents say i love you ....i smile sheepishly

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Re: 13 Sentences You Will Never Hear From Nigerian Parents by OgidiOlu3(m): 5:21pm On May 05, 2016

Everyone just copying from zikoko (dot)com. The guys behind that site are clowns cheesy

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Re: 13 Sentences You Will Never Hear From Nigerian Parents by Bisiebae(f): 5:31pm On May 05, 2016

headboiy:
In other words, my parents aren't Nigerians?

Op, wake up from ur slumber n stop this generalisation n stereotyping

Who force you to read it? its all about Nigerians. Naira-land, duh!

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Re: 13 Sentences You Will Never Hear From Nigerian Parents by KillerBeauty(f): 5:33pm On May 05, 2016

All on point

Re: 13 Sentences You Will Never Hear From Nigerian Parents by yungryce: 6:08pm On May 05, 2016

bu seriously, which person come dey carry 2nd to last huh

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Re: 13 Sentences You Will Never Hear From Nigerian Parents by gidimasters(m): 6:13pm On May 05, 2016*

Quote Me If It Gets To Fp
meanwhile check my signature if u need a blog

Re: 13 Sentences You Will Never Hear From Nigerian Parents by soulpiano23(m): 6:19pm On May 05, 2016

DrayZee:
Here are some statements you won't hear from a typical Nigerian parent:

http://zikoko.com/list/nigerian-parents-will-never-say/

the new generation of parents gonna fault thess points
NIGERIA SHALL BE GREAT IF WE ALL TAKE FULL RESPONSIBILITY

Re: 13 Sentences You Will Never Hear From Nigerian Parents by silentachieverr(m): 6:26pm On May 05, 2016

DrayZee:
I'm not an author. Whoever you think started it is not the author. They all come from one site. And I'm bringing this here so Nairalanders can see it,instead of just seeing bad news about the government and bombings and celebrities every time. Let them see something to make them happy.
Not everything is about frontpage. Those who come to the Education sector of Nairaland can read it.
And who is the OurSchoolNews anyway. I will only answer to him if he owns Zikoko.com

Yep...everything is on Zikoko.com. i guess that is where the ourschoolnews guy gets his stuff from. Anybody that puts this kind of list can only get it from zikiko, they even have their paid writers.

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