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ireneony:
why can't you stfu
See head like mango

ireneony:
why can't you stfu

See head like mango

ireneony:
why can't you stfu
See head like mango

gbens2000:
the mode of ur writing makes me read it like am whispering.

chai... See pick up line!
Jotting it down. Bros abeg throw another one

ireneony:
why can't you stfu
See head like mango

vizkiz:
chai... See pick up line!
Jotting it down. Bros abeg throw another one

ireneony:
why can't you stfu

See head like mango

gbens2000:
sorry not meant for u

Why will you write a pick up line for me? You gay?

Abeg give her another one joor I want to be jotting them down. I guess juhan will like it

vizkiz:
Why will you write a pick up line for me? You gay?

Abeg give her another one joor I want to be jotting them down. I guess juhan will like it

hibiscus76:
Who told you that girls take Nairaland guys serious?? Dream on bro
No be only PM

joliyp:
lol....get a pm from me first

ireneony:
why can't you stfu

See head like mango

PoliticalThuG:
Many oloshos on nairaland have been complaining they only gat pm from ugly and broke ass niggurs.. Hahaahah hateu2 can bear me witness

well, i must say this - it is all your fault. You dnt look like a fowl nyash and expect a handsome dude like me to send u pm.. I mean who does it

without beating about the sambisa forest, let me quickly outline few reasons why you dnt get pm from handsome dudes.

1- you are ugly - whenever we handsome dudes sight a name with (f) in front of it, we quickly rush to view your profile.. When we find out that you look like a fowl nyash, dnt expect any pm from us.

2 - you are not well endowed - how do you expect us to send u pm when your chest and my slippers are competing for flatness Nyash u no get, boobz u no get, what then is our gain

3 - you lack manners - we handsome and beautiful dudes are selective when it come to chosing a lady that will be our girlfriend. We loathe those who dnt respect guys on nairaland. The moment we catch u bashing a lady, we will drop the idea of sending u pm instantly..

4 - you always create thread of how one guy refused to send u money for recharge card - seriously So this is how u will be washing our dirty lines in public? And since when did we become ur central bank of nigeria? Grow up plz

let me stop here for now.. I will add more when it is time

vizkiz:
Why will you write a pick up line for me? You gay?

Abeg give her another one joor I want to be jotting them down. I guess juhan will like it

ireneony:
why can't you stfu
See head like mango

PoliticalThuG:
ahahhah i struck a nerve here

that does not stop you from acting like a groopy.

Your face definitely suffering from too much squirt

You swerve

juhan:
my name dey sweet ur hand shey. When u finish jotting, pass it to me.

I no type your name oh, na the keyboard dey hang.. This foolish prediction settings sef

ireneony:
why can't you stfu

See head like mango

ireneony:
why can't you stfu

See head like mango

vizkiz:
I no type your name oh, na the keyboard dey hang.. This foolish prediction settings sef