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| Funny Picture Story About Nigerian Graduates by Nobody: 12:53am On May 08, 2016 |
You are finally in your final year. Enough time to shayo, enough time to party and faff around.  [img]http://media4./media/595xGKMI1cAOA/200w_d.gif[/img] You are on a date with one hot babe, things were going smoothly until you suddenly remembered your 2.33 CGPA.  www.nairaland.com/attachments/3689561_3233755screenshot20151228091738jpeg04c88b1931737800e95c099e46a98731_jpgb23c194ddf4d41299782df23d523c2bf Meanwhile your mum's prophet just sent a vision from home that you will surely be graduating with a first class.  24 Likes 8 Shares |
| Re: Funny Picture Story About Nigerian Graduates by Nobody: 1:05am On May 08, 2016 |
It finally dawns on you you are playing with spill over and you begin to make frantic efforts at redeeming your horrible grade. How you want take talk for house say you get extra year for school? Chai! God forbid bad thing!  www.nairaland.com/attachments/3670323_27549561765869stu7jpegada35fd2e2e1759c88cf6e63b98f0947jpeg462dff0870d68dea54e7e6765d8b2426_jpgdb5b1c7d6aff0db734c60ce2abfff895 Results are out,not only did you pass your exams, you managed to wriggle yourself out of a third class. Skiborobo Skibo, Skiborobo skibo, oshey baddest.... . Testimony don dey for next week Sunday. You are now a graduate!  41 Likes 13 Shares |
| Re: Funny Picture Story About Nigerian Graduates by Nobody: 1:14am On May 08, 2016 |
After much boasting and assurance by your uncle who claims to know enough senators in the National Assembly.. . "Don't worry Emeka, I have worked your posting to Abuja" NYSC list is published and you were posted to Borno! Whaaat!!   Despite all effort to get your relocation sorted back to Abuja, your PPA letter still shows you will be spending the next one year as a teacher at Ansar-Urdeen Islamic govt school. Ki leleyi na! www.nairaland.com/attachments/3689844_manholdingpaperstatementshockedbadnewscloseupportraitfunnylookingyoungdisgustedmonthlytestapplication48013289_jpeg7a92d1dc97dd183c667fc208a8a99a4b 33 Likes 3 Shares |
| Re: Funny Picture Story About Nigerian Graduates by Nobody: 1:42am On May 08, 2016 |
When you done with NYSC and you are feeling on top of the world. www.nairaland.com/attachments/2583524_img20150702132825_jpeg6e6f8e79e2b5cc680c520a2c5cd1b2e4 RIP Freeman David, we'll always hold you dear to our heart.  You then suddenly realize you need to change your wardrobe, buy new shoes, new suits, buy new everything. All your NYSC savings don almost finish. Choi. www.nairaland.com/attachments/3670324_1281065efa3abdammy20j2040jpgfcbc34f20df86db3ba39cf8a197a6c74_jpeg58af6bb251e0ea50e5042838cb4d3e77 When you just drafted your new CV and you are feeling enthusiastic, after 3 days and 3 nights of scouring the whole net searching for CV templates. Cert:Bachelor of Science Hobby: Possess strong passion for marketing. Six months after NYSC, no job, no interview , not even one Gnld interview invite. Only for you to be served Boli and groundnut with a copy of your cv on your home after another rough day of job hunting. why evils.  [img]http://2.bp..com/-At8ew7MziSQ/UoVbFyAHYJI/AAAAAAAAFys/zJ40Jla6Kjw/s1600/dean+cry+%25281%2529.gif[/img] 102 Likes 7 Shares |
| Re: Funny Picture Story About Nigerian Graduates by jazinogold(m): 2:02am On May 08, 2016 |
lemme buy this landed of property! |
| Re: Funny Picture Story About Nigerian Graduates by TundeEinstein(m): 2:18am On May 08, 2016 |
Now, That's Hilarious 5 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Funny Picture Story About Nigerian Graduates by Nobody: 2:47am On May 08, 2016 |
When you are over 35 years, you applied for Access Bank Graduate trainee and your 'football age' on your cv is showing 19. Haba bros, even your mentor Taiye Taiwo didn't go this far. www.nairaland.com/attachments/3667206_birth_jpeg858d6e0e242ed5fa66e2cf7e0b399741 When you go for an interview and the interviewer can't seem to stop asking you rubbish questions. www.nairaland.com/attachments/3667308_1688753baderinwajpeg150cdfa984870fc266c4a0ebc2ab9f3d_jpeg210065fb66f57feb828062df7461e4c1 www.nairaland.com/attachments/3667121_338560720160122162159jpege491740b643cc3082fc6e38032baeceb_jpegfdd45e835615f5a8b2ec6588884bcaf8 77 Likes 9 Shares |
| Re: Funny Picture Story About Nigerian Graduates by iamodenigbo1(m): 2:59am On May 08, 2016 |
kwakwakwakwa issues |
| Re: Funny Picture Story About Nigerian Graduates by Nobody: 3:06am On May 08, 2016 |
Your dad suddenly calls, fuming that he doesn't understand you again. One of the 'big men' he gave your cv to just told him unfortunately his company doesn't employ perverts. The hobby section of your cv is showing "possess strong passion for masturbati0n".. ... You check your cv and yeah, it's a fucking typo! " strong passion for marketing not mastubati0n, dammit!  It's over 9 months now, no job, nothing seems to be working and you are as broke as a poorly draw line, even your supposed best friends don't have your time again. www.nairaland.com/attachments/3690109_3308185img20160118155055jpeg8aa99059b62da1ffbcc307c6f160eb3d_jpg91a351f02b5b152f129c4ffcd50a0c9b 53 Likes 6 Shares |
| Re: Funny Picture Story About Nigerian Graduates by ademasta(m): 3:36am On May 08, 2016 |
As in, you tried! 13 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Funny Picture Story About Nigerian Graduates by Nobody: 3:39am On May 08, 2016 |
This thread is dedicated to amicable09 as a celebration of her recent job-landing success. This is the beginning of new and greater things in your life darling.  101 Likes 9 Shares |
| Re: Funny Picture Story About Nigerian Graduates by Moyarh(m): 4:18am On May 08, 2016 |
Lool. Y evuls  1 Like 1 Share |
| Re: Funny Picture Story About Nigerian Graduates by Nobody: 4:41am On May 08, 2016 |
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| Re: Funny Picture Story About Nigerian Graduates by headboiy: 5:23am On May 08, 2016 |
Now this is frigging hilarious Good job, lastmumu...u are not living up to ur name sha 4 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Funny Picture Story About Nigerian Graduates by Xtaceeey: 5:49am On May 08, 2016 |
Hahaha very funny aswear |
| Re: Funny Picture Story About Nigerian Graduates by Nobody: 6:49am On May 08, 2016 |
good job;I want a good job before I finish NYSC in the next 5 months 3 Likes |
| Re: Funny Picture Story About Nigerian Graduates by Bakare19: 7:04am On May 08, 2016 |
Nice compilations. Lol |
| Re: Funny Picture Story About Nigerian Graduates by dlex21(m): 7:12am On May 08, 2016 |
Very funny one can quite relate with most2 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Funny Picture Story About Nigerian Graduates by dsmooth1(m): 7:18am On May 08, 2016 |
Hmmm,,,it is well even insyd d welll ooo,,, As it was in d beginin, nw n xo shall it b until baba God lay his hand on us and our economy |
| Re: Funny Picture Story About Nigerian Graduates by Jazmiynne: 7:28am On May 08, 2016 |
LastMumu: How sweet! #blushingIndigoPink on sisterGirl's behalf 2 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Funny Picture Story About Nigerian Graduates by Nobody: 7:36am On May 08, 2016 |
Jazmiynne: shhhhhhh, don't tell her anything o. How does one blush on behalf of someone else though? I've been seriously eager to learn that shii since I was in primary school.  4 Likes |
| Re: Funny Picture Story About Nigerian Graduates by Nobody: 7:42am On May 08, 2016 |
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| Re: Funny Picture Story About Nigerian Graduates by Ferdyboss: 7:42am On May 08, 2016 |
Nice one Lastmumu. You finally get the job, and you are overly late on your first day at Work. Your boss says " Have you started running away from work before it starts? " 5 Likes 2 Shares |
| Re: Funny Picture Story About Nigerian Graduates by mikky234(m): 7:48am On May 08, 2016 |
I just finished and almost everything here is on point Very funny 2 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Funny Picture Story About Nigerian Graduates by Nobody: 9:09am On May 08, 2016 |
Lol.. |
| Re: Funny Picture Story About Nigerian Graduates by obaival(m): 9:13am On May 08, 2016 |
Onto say |
| Re: Funny Picture Story About Nigerian Graduates by NaLaugh: 9:14am On May 08, 2016 |
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| Re: Funny Picture Story About Nigerian Graduates by ambassadorgozie(m): 9:15am On May 08, 2016 |
LastMumu: Am really happy for her. Op u made my day, lwkm 2 Likes 3 Shares |
| Re: Funny Picture Story About Nigerian Graduates by hakeem4(m): 9:15am On May 08, 2016 |
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