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Funny Picture Story About Nigerian Graduates by Nobody: 12:53am On May 08, 2016
You are finally in your final year. Enough time to shayo, enough time to party and faff around. grin grin



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You are on a date with one hot babe, things were going smoothly until you suddenly remembered your 2.33 CGPA. sad




Meanwhile your mum's prophet just sent a vision from home that you will surely be graduating with a first class.

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Re: Funny Picture Story About Nigerian Graduates by Nobody: 1:05am On May 08, 2016
It finally dawns on you you are playing with spill over and you begin to make frantic efforts at redeeming your horrible grade. How you want take talk for house say you get extra year for school? Chai! God forbid bad thing! angry





Results are out,not only did you pass your exams, you managed to wriggle yourself out of a third class. Skiborobo Skibo, Skiborobo skibo, oshey baddest.... . Testimony don dey for next week Sunday. You are now a graduate! grin



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Re: Funny Picture Story About Nigerian Graduates by Nobody: 1:14am On May 08, 2016
After much boasting and assurance by your uncle who claims to know enough senators in the National Assembly.. . "Don't worry Emeka, I have worked your posting to Abuja"
NYSC list is published and you were posted to Borno! Whaaat!! shocked





Despite all effort to get your relocation sorted back to Abuja, your PPA letter still shows you will be spending the next one year as a teacher at Ansar-Urdeen Islamic govt school. Ki leleyi na! angry


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Re: Funny Picture Story About Nigerian Graduates by Nobody: 1:42am On May 08, 2016
When you done with NYSC and you are feeling on top of the world.




RIP Freeman David, we'll always hold you dear to our heart. cry

You then suddenly realize you need to change your wardrobe, buy new shoes, new suits, buy new everything. All your NYSC savings don almost finish. Choi. sad


When you just drafted your new CV and you are feeling enthusiastic, after 3 days and 3 nights of scouring the whole net searching for CV templates. grin

Cert:Bachelor of Science

Hobby: Possess strong passion for marketing.



Six months after NYSC, no job, no interview , not even one Gnld interview invite.
Only for you to be served Boli and groundnut with a copy of your cv on your home after another rough day of job hunting. why evils. embarassed


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Re: Funny Picture Story About Nigerian Graduates by jazinogold(m): 2:02am On May 08, 2016
lemme buy this landed of property!
Re: Funny Picture Story About Nigerian Graduates by TundeEinstein(m): 2:18am On May 08, 2016
Now, That's Hilarious

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Re: Funny Picture Story About Nigerian Graduates by Nobody: 2:47am On May 08, 2016
When you are over 35 years, you applied for Access Bank Graduate trainee and your 'football age' on your cv is showing 19. Haba bros, even your mentor Taiye Taiwo didn't go this far. grin




When you go for an interview and the interviewer can't seem to stop asking you rubbish questions.




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Re: Funny Picture Story About Nigerian Graduates by iamodenigbo1(m): 2:59am On May 08, 2016
kwakwakwakwa issues
Re: Funny Picture Story About Nigerian Graduates by Nobody: 3:06am On May 08, 2016
Your dad suddenly calls, fuming that he doesn't understand you again. One of the 'big men' he gave your cv to just told him unfortunately his company doesn't employ perverts. The hobby section of your cv is showing "possess strong passion for masturbati0n".. ... You check your cv and yeah, it's a fucking typo! shocked shocked " strong passion for marketing not mastubati0n, dammit! embarassed




It's over 9 months now, no job, nothing seems to be working and you are as broke as a poorly draw line, even your supposed best friends don't have your time again.


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Re: Funny Picture Story About Nigerian Graduates by ademasta(m): 3:36am On May 08, 2016
As in, you tried!

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Re: Funny Picture Story About Nigerian Graduates by Nobody: 3:39am On May 08, 2016
This thread is dedicated to amicable09 as a celebration of her recent job-landing success. This is the beginning of new and greater things in your life darling. wink

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Re: Funny Picture Story About Nigerian Graduates by Moyarh(m): 4:18am On May 08, 2016
Lool. Y evuls embarassed cheesy

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Re: Funny Picture Story About Nigerian Graduates by Nobody: 4:41am On May 08, 2016
grin
Re: Funny Picture Story About Nigerian Graduates by headboiy: 5:23am On May 08, 2016
Now this is frigging hilarious grin grin grin grin grin

Good job, lastmumu...u are not living up to ur name sha cheesy

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Re: Funny Picture Story About Nigerian Graduates by Xtaceeey: 5:49am On May 08, 2016
Hahaha very funny aswear
Re: Funny Picture Story About Nigerian Graduates by Nobody: 6:49am On May 08, 2016
good job;I want a good job before I finish NYSC in the next 5 months

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Re: Funny Picture Story About Nigerian Graduates by Bakare19: 7:04am On May 08, 2016
Nice compilations. Lol
Re: Funny Picture Story About Nigerian Graduates by dlex21(m): 7:12am On May 08, 2016
Very funny cheesy cheesy one can quite relate with most

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Re: Funny Picture Story About Nigerian Graduates by dsmooth1(m): 7:18am On May 08, 2016
Hmmm,,,it is well even insyd d welll ooo,,,
As it was in d beginin, nw n xo shall it b until baba God lay his hand on us and our economy
Re: Funny Picture Story About Nigerian Graduates by Jazmiynne: 7:28am On May 08, 2016
LastMumu:
This thread is dedicated to amicable09 as a celebration of her recent job-landing success. This is the beginning of new things in your life. wink

How sweet! #blushingIndigoPink on sisterGirl's behalf cheesy

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Re: Funny Picture Story About Nigerian Graduates by Nobody: 7:36am On May 08, 2016
Jazmiynne:


How sweet! #blushingIndigoPink on sisterGirl's behalf cheesy

shhhhhhh, don't tell her anything o. How does one blush on behalf of someone else though? I've been seriously eager to learn that shii since I was in primary school. undecided

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Re: Funny Picture Story About Nigerian Graduates by EVILFOREST: 7:42am On May 08, 2016
grin grin grin
Re: Funny Picture Story About Nigerian Graduates by Ferdyboss: 7:42am On May 08, 2016
Nice one Lastmumu.

You finally get the job, and you are overly late on your first day at Work.

Your boss says " Have you started running away from work before it starts? " grin

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Re: Funny Picture Story About Nigerian Graduates by mikky234(m): 7:48am On May 08, 2016
I just finished and almost everything here is on point grin
Very funny

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Re: Funny Picture Story About Nigerian Graduates by Nobody: 9:09am On May 08, 2016
Lol..
Re: Funny Picture Story About Nigerian Graduates by obaival(m): 9:13am On May 08, 2016
Onto say sad angry
Re: Funny Picture Story About Nigerian Graduates by NaLaugh: 9:14am On May 08, 2016
smiley
Re: Funny Picture Story About Nigerian Graduates by ambassadorgozie(m): 9:15am On May 08, 2016
LastMumu:
This thread is dedicated to amicable09 as a celebration of her recent job-landing success. This is the beginning of new and greater things in your life darling. wink



Am really happy for her.

Op u made my day, lwkm

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Re: Funny Picture Story About Nigerian Graduates by hakeem4(m): 9:15am On May 08, 2016
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