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Re: Funny Picture Story About Nigerian Graduates by Nobody: 1:49pm On May 08, 2016
amicable09:

Lol.
Oh thanks, I remember you now.
Reygee my aunt's namesake! *smiling*. Weren't you supposed to write me a poem before your disappearance? I know a moniker owes me that sha.

The chatroom is actually in Jobs/Vacancies section of NL. You are free to stop by whenever you want.

Happy Sunday.
Lol. No wonder. Your memory is good. I remember saying I don't write for a person I don't really understand yet. I don't think I can visit that thread again. It should be for people in Lagos alone. I'm trying to hold back the anger and jealous spirit by not visiting there. Lol. I left Debbie's thread for same reason.

Happy Sunday too.
Re: Funny Picture Story About Nigerian Graduates by amicable09(f): 1:56pm On May 08, 2016
LastMumu:
This thread is dedicated to amicable09 as a celebration of her recent job-landing success. This is the beginning of new and greater things in your life darling. wink
After you na you hon...
Thanks for doing me this honor, I don't take it for granted.

I pray you land the "job of your dreams" and may your career witness a quantum leap from good to Great!

Thank you for everything.
How mosque?
Re: Funny Picture Story About Nigerian Graduates by Nickymezor(f): 2:05pm On May 08, 2016
They re all really cool LastMumu... U indeed put a smile on my face
Re: Funny Picture Story About Nigerian Graduates by amicable09(f): 2:06pm On May 08, 2016
Reyginus:
Lol. No wonder. Your memory is good. I remember saying I don't write for a person I don't really understand yet. I don't think I can visit that thread again. It should be for people in Lagos alone. I'm trying to hold back the anger and jealous spirit by not visiting there. Lol. I left Debbie's thread for same reason.

Happy Sunday too.
Exactly! Those were your words in print right there... Do you understand me well enough to write one now?

The thread isn't for Lagos peeps alone actually, and you shouldn't disconnect yourself from people who have similar goals with you. 85% of the people there are still searching for employment so reconnect. Anger and jealousy will rob you of great relationships.

Reconnect to build a network of like minded, purpose driven and highly successful professionals in different fields. You'll enjoy it, trust me.
Re: Funny Picture Story About Nigerian Graduates by Nobody: 2:14pm On May 08, 2016
amicable09:

Exactly! Those were your words in print right there... Do you understand me well enough to write one now?

The thread isn't for Lagos peeps alone actually, and you shouldn't disconnect yourself from people who have similar goals with you. 85% of the people there are still searching for employment so reconnect. Anger and jealousy will rob you of great relationships.

Reconnect to build a network of like minded, purpose driven and highly successful professionals in different fields. You'll enjoy it, trust me.
Yeah. I know but I can't keep scrolling down ten pages and all the jobs located in Lagos. This country pisses me off I wouldn't want to join in the torture by pissing myself off. I no longer write for free. Lol.
Re: Funny Picture Story About Nigerian Graduates by amicable09(f): 2:31pm On May 08, 2016
Reyginus:
Yeah. I know but I can't keep scrolling down ten pages and all the jobs located in Lagos. This country pisses me off I wouldn't want to join in the torture by pissing myself off. I no longer write for free. Lol.
Lol. I understand you sha, every graduate can actually relate to this feeling. We can only hope things get better pretty soon.

No longer free? But a promise is a debt. So you actually owe me. It isn't free writing anymore.

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Re: Funny Picture Story About Nigerian Graduates by Nobody: 2:34pm On May 08, 2016
amicable09:

Lol. I understand you sha, every graduate can actually relate to this feeling. We can only hope things get better pretty soon.

No longer free? But a promise is a debt. So you actually owe me. It isn't free writing anymore.
Lol. Debt? I don't promise people I know in real life how then can I be guilty of one in this virtual world? I'd see what I can do if our paths cross again. It's not a promise.
Re: Funny Picture Story About Nigerian Graduates by amicable09(f): 2:48pm On May 08, 2016
Reyginus:
Lol. Debt? I don't promise people I know in real life how then can I be guilty of one in this virtual world? I'd see what I can do if our paths cross again. It's not a promise.
Oh, OK!
It's not a promise then but I say it's a debt nonetheless.

Have a great day until our paths cross again.
Re: Funny Picture Story About Nigerian Graduates by Nobody: 2:50pm On May 08, 2016
amicable09:

Oh, OK!
It's not a promise then but I say it's a debt nonetheless.

Have a great day until our paths cross again.
You too. *hiding mode activated*

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Re: Funny Picture Story About Nigerian Graduates by ednut1(m): 3:00pm On May 08, 2016
tongue friend plantain aka last mumu
Re: Funny Picture Story About Nigerian Graduates by Missmossy(f): 3:36pm On May 08, 2016
Really amusing sha,congrats amicable09.
Re: Funny Picture Story About Nigerian Graduates by amicable09(f): 4:30pm On May 08, 2016
Missmossy:
Really amusing sha,congrats amicable09.
Thanks a lot missmossy. I love your siggy, that's some deep stuff in quote! You read it in a book?
Re: Funny Picture Story About Nigerian Graduates by Missmossy(f): 4:45pm On May 08, 2016
amicable09:

Thanks a lot missmossy. I love your siggy, that's some deep stuff in quote! You read it in a book?
Don't mention dear,i didn't read it in a book though i cooked it up myself. Enjoy your diary too.
Re: Funny Picture Story About Nigerian Graduates by amicable09(f): 4:56pm On May 08, 2016
Missmossy:

Don't mention dear,i didn't read it in a book though i cooked it up myself. Enjoy your diary too.
You cooked this beautiful line until it got done like this!? My respect!

Thanks for checking my space. I'll go straight to your poems now, it's worthy of savoury.
Re: Funny Picture Story About Nigerian Graduates by Missmossy(f): 5:04pm On May 08, 2016
amicable09:

You cooked this beautiful line until it got done like this!? My respect!

Thanks for checking my space. I'll go straight to your poems now, it's worthy of savoury.
I'm flattered cheesy thanks bae.

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Re: Funny Picture Story About Nigerian Graduates by fartkay(m): 5:51pm On May 08, 2016
sugarboi52:


Bros... It's true... Freeman is long gone, now a ghost. God bless his soul. I hope he look back and see nairaland threads. I remember how he use to make noise about joining Nigeria Army this year. Now, he is no more.

Below is the thread dedicated to his life and times by a friend of his.

Have a look; https://www.nairaland.com/3080364/freeman-david-nairalander-dead




Will miss him. One of my platoon member. Rip
Re: Funny Picture Story About Nigerian Graduates by 2sizzlin(m): 7:01pm On May 08, 2016
Wow. Laughed out tears. Op u so funny
Re: Funny Picture Story About Nigerian Graduates by Ghostofsparta1(m): 7:56pm On May 08, 2016
grin mumuxious
Re: Funny Picture Story About Nigerian Graduates by Nobody: 8:14pm On May 08, 2016
LastMumu:
When you are over 35 years, you applied for Access Bank Graduate trainee and your 'football age' on your cv is showing 19. Haba bros, even your mentor Taiye Taiwo didn't go this far. grin


www.nairaland.com/attachments/3667206_birth_jpeg858d6e0e242ed5fa66e2cf7e0b399741

When you go for an interview and the interviewer can't seem to stop asking you rubbish questions.


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This is fuccking hilarious.

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Re: Funny Picture Story About Nigerian Graduates by Nobody: 9:11pm On May 08, 2016
amicable09:

After you na you hon...
Thanks for doing me this honor, I don't take it for granted.

I pray you land the "job of your dreams" and may your career witness a quantum leap from good to Great!

Thank you for everything.
How mosque?

Thanks Amy, and I say a big Amen to your prayer.

I tell you say I resemble muslim? undecided
Re: Funny Picture Story About Nigerian Graduates by Kakamorufu(m): 11:21pm On May 08, 2016
LastMumu:
When you done with NYSC and you are feeling on top of the world.


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RIP Freeman David, we'll always hold you dear to our heart. cry

You then suddenly realize you need to change your wardrobe, buy new shoes, new suits, buy new everything. All your NYSC savings don almost finish. Choi. sad

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When you just drafted your new CV and you are feeling enthusiastic, after 3 days and 3 nights of scouring the whole net searching for CV templates. grin

Cert:Bachelor of Science

Hobby: Possess strong passion for marketing.



Six months after NYSC, no job, no interview , not even one Gnld interview invite.
Only for you to be served Boli and groundnut with a copy of your cv on your home after another rough day of job hunting. why evils. embarassed


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hahahahahaha. It can pain ehn
Re: Funny Picture Story About Nigerian Graduates by amicable09(f): 8:33am On May 09, 2016
LastMumu:


Thanks Amy, and I say a big Amen to your prayer.

I tell you say I resemble muslim? undecided
No be by resemblance na, it's not written on the face or you don join another one?

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