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Menses On Wedding Night by Nobody:
You've said the last good night to then last of your wedding guest....one thing leads to another....


GANGAN..........It's that time in your Life.
That time you've waited for all your Life.
That Magical moment.
The proverbial "wedding night"

Then She say....."Oops, I'm in my period"

What will you do? Meanwhile ur black mamba hav been stretching right from reception oooo cheesy



Lol I know some guys here will commit suicide
https://www.nairaland.com/1582027/menses-wedding-night

And ehm.. First day of menses isn't always funny ooo

In case u guys dunno: menstruation is Red in colour cheesy and smtyms comes with small small meat cheesy. It's thick and smtyms light ooo. 1st day nd 2nd day na d baddest. So will u still bang ur wife wit it?
Cc smellymouth
Iykekelvins
lalasticlala
Airsultan
Emilil
Kingrex1
Firstking1
Obiorathesubtle
And all omo orile Crew cheesy

Hateu2 and I wanna knw..
Re: Menses On Wedding Night by layla129(f): 7:47pm On May 09, 2016
Wait for 5days
Re: Menses On Wedding Night by talk2alabama: 7:47pm On May 09, 2016
Wait for her na
Re: Menses On Wedding Night by talk2alabama: 7:48pm On May 09, 2016
layla129:
Wait for 5days
ah ah.. the question was directed to men.. will ur husband follow u and menstruate grin
Re: Menses On Wedding Night by menstrualpad: 7:49pm On May 09, 2016
Just like that....dive in. No biggie ask cruzita...that's how we roll.
Re: Menses On Wedding Night by Mikeyjoe(m): 7:49pm On May 09, 2016
That doesn't stop anything
Re: Menses On Wedding Night by Marlvin(m): 7:53pm On May 09, 2016
They've been fūcking each other's brains out long before the wedding, what difference does it make if they go celibate just for few days








Tampons are still on sale . b.t.w
Re: Menses On Wedding Night by Nobody: 7:53pm On May 09, 2016
Is she gonna be bleeding all through undecided.
If yes, then self service for 5 days lipsrsealed.
If no, then.......
Blargh, I can't imagine it, anyways cry
Re: Menses On Wedding Night by iykekelvins(m): 7:57pm On May 09, 2016
naughtynaughty:
You've said the last good night to then last of your wedding guest....one thing leads to another....


GANGAN..........It's that time in your Life.
That time you've waited for all your Life.
That Magical moment.
The proverbial "wedding night"

Then She say....."Oops, I'm in my period"

What will you do? Meanwhile ur black mamba hav been stretching right from reception oooo :Dp

Lol I know some guys here will commit suicide
https://www.nairaland.com/1582027/menses-wedding-night

Cc smellymouth
Iykekelvins
Stfuareugod
Airsultan
Emilil
Kingrex1
Firstking1
Obiorathesubtle
And all omo orile Crew cheesy
[color=#099999]The God I serve will not allow my wife be on her period on our wedding night


But if she is, then I'd be patient[/color]
Re: Menses On Wedding Night by Nobody: 7:58pm On May 09, 2016
iykekelvins:
[color=#099999]The God I serve will not allow my wife be on her period on our wedding night


But if she is, then I'd be patient[/color]
hahahahahahaha
Is it that bad?
Re: Menses On Wedding Night by Nobody: 7:59pm On May 09, 2016
SirWere:
Is she gonna be bleeding all through undecided.

If yes, then self service for 5 days lipsrsealed.

If no, then.......

Blargh, I can't imagine it, anyways cry
self service?? When u have a wife?
Dats insulting
Re: Menses On Wedding Night by Nobody: 7:59pm On May 09, 2016
Wait for her ofcourse! I mean juST five days or six wont make a difference to the wait I have been waiting all this days na
Re: Menses On Wedding Night by Ramon92: 8:00pm On May 09, 2016
undecided Wedding nights are overrated
Re: Menses On Wedding Night by Nobody: 8:01pm On May 09, 2016
Marlvin:
They've been fūcking each other's brains out long before the wedding, what difference does it make if they go celibate just for few days








Tampons are still on sale . b.t.w
how will u calm down ur short man disturbing u from reception hall?? grin
Re: Menses On Wedding Night by Smellymouth: 8:02pm On May 09, 2016
Without checking for the moniker that opened this thread, I just know say na either naughtynaughty or HateU2..

Warrristhis?who send me to open this thread? I just buy Ewa Goin and bread when I wan chop, now I don lose my appetite..

The thunder that will fire u is doing press up. undecided

Re: Menses On Wedding Night by Nobody: 8:02pm On May 09, 2016
Ramon92:
undecided Wedding nights are overrated
r u married ??
If no.. Y do u think it's overated
Re: Menses On Wedding Night by KingRex1(m): 8:02pm On May 09, 2016
Women shouldnt assume men get disgusted by the menstral ish.

Well, if im in such shoes, wedding night is gon be more of bathroom sex wink
Re: Menses On Wedding Night by Nobody: 8:03pm On May 09, 2016
Does it matter?
A few red liquid wouldn't hurt..Well, except he's
haemophobic?




by All means, dive right in Like you own the place!grin
the wetter, The better. cool
Re: Menses On Wedding Night by Nobody: 8:03pm On May 09, 2016
shocked dats pure dirtiness
menstrualpad:
Just like that....dive in. No biggie ask cruzita...that's how we roll.
Re: Menses On Wedding Night by emilil(m): 8:03pm On May 09, 2016
naughtynaughty:
You've said the last good night to then last of your wedding guest....one thing leads to another....


GANGAN..........It's that time in your Life.
That time you've waited for all your Life.
That Magical moment.
The proverbial "wedding night"

Then She say....."Oops, I'm in my period"

What will you do? Meanwhile ur black mamba hav been stretching right from reception oooo :Dp

Lol I know some guys here will commit suicide
https://www.nairaland.com/1582027/menses-wedding-night

Cc smellymouth
Iykekelvins
Stfuareugod
Airsultan
Emilil
Kingrex1
Firstking1
Obiorathesubtle
And all omo orile Crew cheesy
huh Na ur booty i dey aim angry
Re: Menses On Wedding Night by Nobody: 8:04pm On May 09, 2016
naughtynaughty:
self service?? When u have a wife? Dats insulting
So what should he do...
Dive into a field of bloodhuhundecidedundecidedv
Re: Menses On Wedding Night by Nobody: 8:04pm On May 09, 2016
Estharfabian:
Does it matter?
A few red liquid wouldn't hurt...Nothing's stopping Him.




by All means, dive right in Like you own the place!grin
the wetter, The better. cool
no u wunt do it trust me

U knw how painful and uncomfortable it can be on the first day
Re: Menses On Wedding Night by Nobody: 8:05pm On May 09, 2016
emilil:
huh Na ur booty i dey aim angry
oga ansa the question jare.. Abi u mean ull enta her from the back?
Re: Menses On Wedding Night by Nobody: 8:06pm On May 09, 2016
I swear we go do am with blood in my pusssy! grin grin no big deal.
Re: Menses On Wedding Night by Nobody: 8:06pm On May 09, 2016
AirSultan:
Wait for her ofcourse! I mean juST five days or six wont make a difference to the wait I have been waiting all this days na
Konji never catch this one before undecidedundecided
Re: Menses On Wedding Night by layla129(f): 8:07pm On May 09, 2016
talk2alabama:
ah ah.. the question was directed to men.. will ur husband follow u and menstruate grin
Lol, we are in it together... you think he's the only one experiencing the konji? undecided
Re: Menses On Wedding Night by Nobody: 8:07pm On May 09, 2016
KingRex1:
Women shouldnt assume men get disgusted by the menstral ish.

Well, if im in such shoes, wedding night go be bathrum things wink
and u think ur wife will comfortably lie down in d room knowing ure doing something nasty in d bathroom?
Re: Menses On Wedding Night by MRBrownJ: 8:08pm On May 09, 2016
if that man waited "that" long, another week wont change anything.
Re: Menses On Wedding Night by Nobody: 8:08pm On May 09, 2016
Smellymouth:
Without checking for the moniker that opened this thread, I just know say na either naughtynaughty or HateU2..

Warrristhis?who send me to open this thread? I just buy Ewa Goin and bread when I wan chop, now I don lose my appetite..

The thunder that will fire u is doing press up. undecided
hahahahahaha

Baba OYO fr u ooooo

Chop am like that
Re: Menses On Wedding Night by achinaboy(m): 8:09pm On May 09, 2016
Well patience,because u are going to live with that pppusi all your life,
Re: Menses On Wedding Night by KingRex1(m): 8:10pm On May 09, 2016
naughtynaughty:
and u think ur wife will comfortably lie down in d room knowing ure doing something nasty in d bathroom?
Hey no misunderstand me o. I meant bathroom sex so things won get messier!
Re: Menses On Wedding Night by Nobody: 8:10pm On May 09, 2016
naughtynaughty:
no u wunt do it trust me

U knw how painful and uncomfortable it can be on the first day
Lol. grin



How uncomfortable?
Painful? Why'd you say so? Cramps or something?


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