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A Nigerian tweeter, Mr_Svengall narrated his harrowing ordeal in the hands of the Nigerian Police.

He was minding his business, eating indomie at a popular mai suya in Ojuelegba after the close of work yesterday evening, when like a scene from an action movie, men of the force swooped on the Mai Suya, arrested him and his three hungry friends eating dinner and arrested them.

What was their offence? They had the temerity not to eat in their houses.

What happened afterwards is so ridiculous and mind boggling that it left me wondering if there is hope for us as a country.

http://www.lailasblog.com/2016/05/nigerian-narrated-his-extraordinary.html

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At this point, Officer in Charge, Complaint Response Unit (CRU) Mr Abayomi Shogunle has been notified of Mr Svengall's predicament. He tweeted thus

Mr Svengall continues to rake.

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Finally succour comes, but it is a very ridiculous reason they give for releasing their 'Indomie' prisoners.

Na their way

*Modified* I had to book space first

The Nigerian police will arrest you and have the nerve to lay a ridiculous charge on you.

Their infamous charge is wandering. These days, just take an extra 1k to "settle" them. Either that or you will have to go around with a mattress and a pillow so at least you can be comfortable while in detention

Not surprised.

Getting their names will go a long way

...And the police is your friend!

NPF dey among Nigeria major problems...

What day fickle

ANIMALS IN UNIFORMS, ANIMALS EVERYWHERE. THIS COUNTRY HAS WAY TOO MUCH ANIMALS. WE ARE VERY FAR FROM CIVILIZATION.

the actions of the Nigerian Police is darker than their uniform.
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It's high time Nigerian Police start wearing white.

Police is your friend.

They were looking out for them, they could get infected from eating outside, especially from some of these Mai suya that don't wash their plates properly..

Isn't that what friends are for, looking out for each other.

And Freeze abi Freezer be insulting David Cameron for saying the basic fact that the country called Nigeria is Fantastically Corrupt.

The no. Of jobless NL have reduced.


This story never end.




ThefakeStan

Nigerians are in serious trouble,damn na only God can save the average man in Nigeria these days o.

NA BUHARI CAUSE AM

POLICE DON GET TARGETS TO GENERATE INCOME TO FINANCE THE NATIONAL BUDGET

DONT MIND THE POLICEMEN...THEY ARE TRYING TO MEET THEIR TARGETS

And the Man name na Sango.

Why im no just take fire pull down the police station building?

I dey vex with am!

For a plate of indomie you were asked to pay N15k for no offence!! Next time eat Isiewu or nkwobi to be commensurate with the charge.

You are lucky you still have your phone with you.

There's absolutely no difference between the Nigerian Policemen & Armed Robbers - Yes including the senior officers.

This is Y I do not pity them when evil befalls them - bastards!

MrAboki:
These criminals are even tweeting about their offence..







Officer Bature!!! Give am 1.

Guy u funny die

This thing gat me tanking God 4 life ... I can't explain

Smartsyn:
Police is your friend.

They were looking out for them, they could get disease from eating outside, especially some of these Mai suya that don't wash their plates properly..

Isn't that what friends are for, looking out for each other.

Sarcasm!

fantastically corrupt policemen

State police would be the way forward, disband these illiterates parading as policemen.

Nigeria is a joke








Nothing good can ever come from this shiiit call Nigeria











proudly omo oduduwa

I hate the Nigerian Police

Hahahahahahahahahahaha, two days to my younger brother's wedding police men assaulted us. When it turned that they have nothing against us as the number of personalities asking what we did rose; they resorted to saying my brother and I were out to disarm them

I was like mogbe!


Ever since I feel like.. .......