Chelseafan1:
I won't stop singing Hazard's praises whenever he plays well, my profile picture will remain there for as long as I want, if you ain't a coward, u can do the same, Lets see your beautiful shoes...i sha no steal am, na my money I take buy am, that doesnt still stop the fact that, you are a dunce, seeking relevance online.
It's a cheap shoe, I got it for a meagre $37, I sha didn't steal it

Nothing do your shoe honestly. I like the native and cap as well. I have been looking to get such caps here.

I don die. Una too get jokes

A fully grown red blooded nigga talk say "Hazard is Bae"

Another nigga dey zoom in on his shoes.

Mehn....

Wetin man go do na?

If you put your pic out then you're fair game...

raumdeuter:


Onidokudo, Shey dog chop your placenta ni? Of all Countries to stay na the one wey legalize igbo and ashi. Werrey omo

I bet you know where all the olosho houses are across Europe. Oniranu omo! Adodi-oshi.

Pataki:


I bet you know where all the olosho houses are across Europe. Oniranu omo! Adodi-oshi.

guy so you never sample those Amsterdam girls wey dey stand for window?

Hehehehehehe

You sha no steal am but u no gree buy your size? Just like you no gree know your mate too! Na ur papa dash u shoe? Make you talk true make devil shame abeg.

You no even get dress sense and style at this your young age. See as he be like person wey fall out of zoo. Stand for front of door without handle too choi......! E no go fit better for you I swear.

Dey NL dey e-stalk babes if na dem go help cure the agro wey wan kill u.


You look extremely dirty,don't you hv a father or elder brother to put you through men stuffs? Chai......! Wetin person no go see for NL self,even crayfish pikin wan dey raise shoulders and feel among.

E no go fit better for you! Na me talk so.

Nihilist:


guy so you never sample those Amsterdam girls wey dey stand for window?

Pay 50euro for 30 minutes for one girl from Bulgaria or Yugoslavia? Be like say Dayo don push you to go knock on their window before.

Pataki:


Nothing do your shoe honestly. I like the native and cap as well. I have been looking to get such caps here.

Lol....no mind d doofus jare....I already said he seeks relevance online, let him go get a good fashion designer do such native for him and tell us how much it cost.

Pataki:


Pay 50euro for 30 minutes for one girl from Bulgaria or Yugoslavia? Be like say Dayo don push you to go knock on their window before.

What else does anyone go to dam for? To look at Canals? or To ride Bicycle?

There's only 2 places worth visiting in dam - coffee shops and cheap ashy joints. You know how much 30 minutes cost here in the UK?

I swear, chelseafan1 looks like omarion and i'm not kidding

Though from your waist down be like all these beninoise security guard uniform, na just to knack white short sleeve ontop am to make m complete

Nihilist:


What else does anyone go to dam for? To look at Canals? or To ride Bicycle?

There's only 2 places worth visiting in dam - coffee shops and cheap ashy joints. You know how much 30 minutes cost here in the UK?

Redlight are for tourists indeed. If you know your way around in this country and also in Amsterdam, seks is one of the cheapest things to get here.

Even dayo knows it all. International Oniranu!

dopeJemi:
I swear, chelseafan1 looks like omarion and i'm not kidding

Though from your waist down be like all these beninoise security guard uniform, na just to knack white short sleeve ontop am to make m complete

Actually trousers like that, are the latest fashion mode these days with guys. I tried it once, it really felt awkward to see my sokoto jumping like that. But a lot of guys have their trousers like that these days.

Pataki:


Redlight are for tourists indeed. If you know your way around in this country and also in Amsterdam, seks is one of the cheapest things to get here.

Even dayo knows it all. International Oniranu!

I know for a fact say Dutch girls dey straff die.

My cousin is based in the Netherlands.

The last time I was in Naija, I jammed a dutch woman and her light skin spawn on the connecting flight from Morroco. This woman could not speak a word of proper English...but her pidgin was pitch perfect complete with igbotic accent. She was wearing the type of ankara dey rock in the east and proudly announced that "she dey go veeelagey" and she "wan chop akpu". One of our Igbo brothers don use preek format all her whole brain.

Pataki:


Actually trousers like that, are the latest fashion mode these days with guys. I tried it once, it really felt awkward to see my sokoto jumping like that. But a lot of guys have their trousers like that these days.

Yeah I know, it's usually kinda fitting and doesn't dangle like that, his is too free, from the laps to the ankle

It's something like this

Lol....I've not seen you or ur pics, but mere judging based on your life on nairaland, you come off as a tout, you cant be different from those local agberos shouting oshodi, mile 12, I can tell I have a better life than you currently do, I av nothing to prove to you, just keep on ranting and raining meaningless curses, can you display anything better than this? Can a bad tree produce good fruits, nah...Its not possible.
Nairaland big boy....

Ibime:
I don die. Una too get jokes

A fully grown red blooded nigga talk say "Hazard is Bae"

Another nigga dey zoom in on his shoes.

Lol....mind yourself o, the last thing id be is gay, I just like the way he plays, it gives me unspeakable joy.

Chelseafan1:

[b] [size=18pt]Hazard is bae[/size],/b] we shall sing his praises for ever[

Are you the top or the bottom?

AdeLaNa1:
And u're a fool...

u're a b.astard. I diot.

Nihilist:


I know for a fact say Dutch girls dey straff die.

My cousin is based in the Netherlands.

The last time I was in Naija, I jammed a dutch woman and her light skin spawn on the connecting flight from Morroco. This woman could not speak a word of proper English...but her pidgin was pitch perfect complete with igbotic accent. She was wearing the type of ankara dey rock in the east and proudly announced that "she dey go veeelagey" and she "wan chop akpu". One of our Igbo brothers don use preek format all her whole brain.

Lmao! There used to be one Dutch woman in my old hood about 4 years ago. She spoke perfect pidgin than me. Igbo and dem ND boys no dey easy for thesee girls here. I have a Niger Delta friend, he will leave his family in London, come over to NL, just to chop free kitten for three days non-stop. Sometimes, I wonder why I was wasting my time living in that sufferhead London when this country has almost everything at my beck and call.

dopeJemi:
I swear, chelseafan1 looks like omarion and i'm not kidding

Though from your waist down be like all these beninoise security guard uniform, na just to knack white short sleeve ontop am to make m complete

Lwkmd....i don die, actually I dey over slimfit my wears o but ds trouser don jump up, I even tried getting a material of same type, e don tey wey I kack am last sef.

About looking like Omarion, na u sabi dt one...so everybody go check my dp out today.. Issokay

Pataki:
Redlight are for tourists indeed. If you know your way around in this country and also in Amsterdam, seks is one of the cheapest things to get here.

Even dayo knows it all. International Oniranu!

Gbe enu werrey e yen soun. You no go go marry.

How much FBS take senior you? E don use pikin cantab you. Even Ibime even though na Torres he is still better than a Yaya Sanogo like you

You dey dance shoki all over Amsterdam while your mates dey go they kids football game

Chelseafan1:
Lwkmd....i don die, actually I dey over slimfit my wears o but ds trouser don jump up, I even tried getting a material of same time, e don tey wey I kack am last sef.

About looking like Omarion, na u sabi dt one...so everybody go check my dp out today.. Issokay

Chestar5 come verify if he really looks like omata

Na the socks and shoes spoil the outfit, the rest dey ok. The guy try, after all na person pose behind underwear for this same NL, another person pose inside graduation gown.

Na chester and chelseafan dey run shows now?

Okay oh

Chelseafan1:


Lwkmd....i don die, actually I dey over slimfit my wears o but ds trouser don jump up, I even tried getting a material of same time, e don tey wey I kack am last sef.

About looking like Omarion, na u sabi dt one...so everybody go check my dp out today.. Issokay

Hafa, Shey you no go contest Mr Nairaland so? I swear, you resemble omarion die

afrodoc2:
Na the socks and shoes spoil the outfit, the rest dey ok. The guy try, after all na person pose behind underwear for this same NL, another person pose inside graduation gown.

Emaprince coogar use this guy eye see shege for that picture

dopeJemi:


Emaprince coogar use this guy eye see shege for that picture

Thot it was dyabman, is he the same as emaprince?

Pataki:


Lmao! There used to be one Dutch woman in my old hood about 4 years ago. She spoke perfect pidgin than me. Igbo and dem ND boys no dey easy for thesee girls here. I have a Niger Delta friend, he will leave his family in London, come over to NL, just to chop free kitten for three days non-stop. Sometimes, I wonder why I was wasting my time living in that sufferhead London when this country has almost everything at my beck and call.

I'm retired now sha, but London is the capital of free toto, are you kidding me?

Even before tinder over-simplified the toasting process to a sex on demand service, you could literally meet and fvck on the same day...everyday

Amsterdam is the drugs capital of Europe so it's not surprising that enough igbo men dey there.

dopeJemi:
Na chester and chelseafan dey run shows now?

Okay oh

Noooo, na raumdeuter wan take over from where you left off

dopeJemi:


Hafa, Shey you no go contest Mr Nairaland so? I swear, you resemble omarion die

Weyrey.....you dey mad

Nihilist:


I'm retired now sha, but London is the capital of free toto, are you kidding me?

Even before tinder over-simplified the toasting process to a sex on demand service, you could literally meet and fvck on the same day...everyday

Amsterdam is the drugs capital of Europe so it's not surprising that enough igbo men dey there.

London dey try. Been there, seen it all. But NL is on a different higher level. I have long since retired from the game, and not that the temptation is still not there, especially in the city I am living in presently where the ratio of white ladies to black guys is like 50:1. Recently when my friends came from London and the States, and I showed them just a tiny bit of the seks life in this coutry, their respective wives were happy my friends are not living in this country.

afrodoc2:


Thot it was dyabman, is he the same as emaprince?

Yeah yeah, it was dyabman