All those without date should check again,And remember to thank me later,I jst called my elder brother who works with Nysc,He said they shifted the date to tomorrow so they could infirm people without date wen to print theirs He said we re all printing ours together Tomorrow
Mine has always been showing, He said due to lack of funds b4 the budget was passed,They initially planed on merging those without dates with batch b Bt since the budget has been passed and signed, they decided to fall back to the initial plan of all stream 2 going together,This information is 200% accurate. .so no need to fear

OFFICIAL COUNTDOWN:

ONGOING PRINTING OF CUL FOR STREAM 2:
(ENDING ON THE 21ST OF MAY)

CAMP OPENING FOR STREAM 2:
8 DAYS TO GO (STARTING ON THE 21ST OF MAY)

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THIS IS VILLAGE GOAT REPORTING FOR OTUOCHA fm 91.1



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FOREIGN QUOTE OF DAY:
The worst thing that colonialism did was to cloud our view of our past - BARACK OBAMA.



MADE IN NIGERIA QUOTE OF THE DAY:
Afterall, the military do not just dance to my music, they march to them.- FELA ANIKULAPO KUTI

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HILARIOUS QUOTES OF THE DAY:
1) To piss no hard but fowl no fit- NAIJA PROVERBS

2) If person too tey for the party, E go follow them wash plates- NAIJA PROVERBS
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SHORT JOKES
1) The following was a whatapp conversation between johnny and a lady online
LADY- What car are you driving?
JOHNNY- A mercedez benz S class
LADY- I feel so comfortable talking to you
JOHNNY- But i rented the car this morning
LADY- I should tell you that i have a boyfriend
JOHNNY- Thats because my BMW 7 series is with the mechanic
LADY- I forgot to tell you that my boyfriend and I broke up yesterday night... I love you baby...

2) A lady was in a bus and sighted her boyfriend johnny withdrawing some money from the ATM machine, so she sends a message to him
She wrote
if you are sleeping, send me your dreams
if you are laughing, send me your smile
if you are eating, send me a bite
if you are drinking, send me a sip
if you are crying, send me your tears
I love you

Johnny her boyfriend texted back to her
He wrote
i am in the toilet, should i send you my poo?
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HELP: Still don't know what what to take to camp, see here... www.corpr.com.ng/things-to-take- to-camp-nysc

hardie14:
good morning everyone.
and camp is coming to an end in some hours time.
i have learnt valuable real life lessons and values and most importantly the essence of team work.
my platoon won the most coveted prices making us the best. looking forward to getting my posting letter tomorrow and resuming PPA.
qutyjoice thanks for been a friend and giving me memorable camp memories.
biotechshola, my nairaland husband and my camp padi. thanks for always keeping my company.
harique, thanks for always looking out for us.
missprudence, hmmmmmmmn comment for another day.
walextouk, you are sighted bro.
aksquared, did yoy report to camp sha? cos i never caught a glimpse of you.
all edo kopas. bravo for surviving okada camp.

to all my padis and other corp member in the house. i miss u all.
ALL IS WELLTHAT ENDS WELL.
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fraih fraiser eaglevision logodwhiz kbs468 prindu amodu jubrealguy iambibi blizzydodo crobboy spixytinxy rukkyola shammak iamdynamite villagegoat
am sorry if i didnt mention your moniker. you are all missed.
love you all.

Chai pretty hardie, we have missed you ooo, don't worry, they will post you to work under adams oshiomole as the special adviser to the governor on finance ... No forget me when you begin chop the money

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I miss us, believe y'all r doing well

miss you too babe

Such serene environment, lemme rest here for a bit

Please help me and unban this moniker- Villagegoat- banned by anti spam bot for unknown reasons...
This is the link www.nairaland.com/villagegoat
thank you
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Abbeyunique2:
Good morning peeps. Hope you all find what you are looking for today. Goodluck to stream 1 CMs they travel to their respective PPAs and Stream 2 Corp members as they print out their Call up letter today..... Shout out to all my homies. See you all @the top.
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my fellow corp member,am sorry to quote this long list ,na desperation dey cause am.
please I need your votes in the upcoming miss nairaland competition.
my candidate is diasyluv .
this is a link to her profile
www.nairaland.com/diasyluv

I know you people will never disappoint me.
Thanks very much.

Dear All, I don't know if this is right place to post this.

A construction company wishes to employ Corp Members who came out of camp today as HR intern.

The Position is lagos based.

Interested peeps should send details to xtyforyou@yahoo.com.

Many thanks

Oga.... This your news is heartbreaking oh...

I'll accept the fact that I'm a victim of those who didn't receive a date to print their CUL and I would accept whatever downgrading NYSC will pour on those who weren't given date to print their CUL...

The fact that I was carefully mobilised and scrutinised means I have the full potential to serve this Batch A 2016.....

I've been checking on my dashboard and I'm yet to see any sign of CUL on it.. And if you've seen yours.. I'd like to see a screenshot to affirm this... So I'll know what to do next.

Kbs468

callMeAlpha:
All those without date should check again,And remember to thank me later,I jst called my elder brother who works with Nysc,He said they shifted the date to tomorrow so they could infirm people without date wen to print theirs He said we re all printing ours together Tomorrow
Mine has always been showing, He said due to lack of funds b4 the budget was passed,They initially planed on merging those without dates with batch b Bt since the budget has been passed and signed, they decided to fall back to the initial plan of all stream 2 going together,This information is 200% accurate. .so no need to fear

Decade Realty is here to provide affordable housing for corps members in Uyo, Akwa Ibom State. Our available properties range from neatly finished single rooms,self contain, 1 bedroom flat.....etc strictly for corpers. Contact DECADE REALTY on 09033883825, 08062626823 or 07087448553

TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN
Pls Sir/Ma,
Am Kabiru from Lagos State am a Serving Corp member posted to Kogi state but after the Orientation programme I want to seek Redeployment due to the Health of my parents,they are both Getting Old and I am the one who is staying with them.but it was so unfortunate that I was posted Kogi. Please I want to Redeploy to a State Nearby state so to enable me Check on them regularly;please I really need your Assistance on how I can Apply for Redeployment.thus I have receive my posting Letter but am yet to report to my PPA till Monday,Please what should I do Now
Thanks In Anticipation

Straight outta asaya camp, PPA here I come

Pls do we have any latest info about stream II yet

hardie14:
oya now lets talk.

Hala me on whatsapp; 08083690368.

kaybeeking:
TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN
Pls Sir/Ma,
Am Kabiru from Lagos State am a Serving Corp member posted to Kogi state but after the Orientation programme I want to seek Redeployment due to the Health of my parents,they are both Getting Old and I am the one who is staying with them.but it was so unfortunate that I was posted Kogi. Please I want to Redeploy to a State Nearby state so to enable me Check on them regularly;please I really need your Assistance on how I can Apply for Redeployment.thus I have receive my posting Letter but am yet to report to my PPA till Monday,Please what should I do Now
Thanks In Anticipation

Oga just forward this ur letter to nysc, maybe them go answer u

biotechshola:
Me and my lovely wife hardie14 @okada camp.

Why your wife kon close her eyes, she dey shy

As at now that I'm typing 08:20pm, there is no date/time of printing call up letter yet, as those initially got 13th/14th of May av gotten another one which is "you will be notified in due course". What a country we find ourselves!!!

Maybe they wanna shift the date. That's y they doing all this. The should come up with an official statement already. This waiting is really annoying

Pillyportions:
I rep stream 2. But eeeh, i have some questions for stream 1 corpers.
1. How much should one go with, since atm may nt b available there?
2. The pasport we re to take, should it b in red background or white (i still have the ones i took in white background for the registration)?
3. The nysc kahki that was distributed, was it just one set ?
4. Is The man o war drills compulsory( i don't know y i am scared of dat )

Depends on how much yuu personally intend to spend + d cost of tinz @ mami z heartbreaking.

White background should do, only used 5 passports out of d 8 white background I took.

Only 1 set of khaki.

Man o war drills z done once by each platoon & z fun, take pictures & participate in stofs yuu wish to do.

Myself and Fraih Bukky. Pic taken yesterday at our pop

rosalieene:
Myself and Fraih Bukky. Pic taken yesterday at our pop

pop or ppa?

. I'm currently feeling down, that place is rural. Wish I know someone that can help me change it

kaywiluv:

pop or ppa?

I meant camp passing out

pls help me tell Nysc I am running out of patience

kaywiluv:


pop or ppa?

POP is....Passing Out Parade

PPA IS....Place of Primary Assignment

abeg when are the stream 2 printing their cul.

Pls can someone please give me rccf family house sagamu phone no or address. My phone got stolen

anochuko01:

POP is....Passing Out Parade

PPA IS....Place of Primary Assignment

I know

larrytorch:
My PPA is gonna be at Kanke, Plateau state. I'm currently feeling down, that place is rural. Wish I know someone that can help me change it

Rural areas reduce spending and have good welfare packages. You should stick to it. Tho it may also depend on the area sha

rosalieene:
I meant camp passing out

That's actually your closing ceremony, just like u had an opening ceremony.