Kbs468:

Good morning this evening well, I have not been posted yet and I wouldn't be posted again but God willing, I Should be clarifying the above statement soon Thanks for asking though and God bless us all by his Grace to his Honour and Glory

Was that a bomb shell
All of us would be intimated soon

Bro.. You're speaking in parables.

Hey guys, I was robbed last week and I lost my unilag ID in whole madness, camp is next week, I went to school today to request for a replacement but the lady I met at the academic affairs unit was telling me it was too late to get a replacement before 21st.
Please who has requested and received a new ID card at unilag recently? How long did the process take? I've paid the 2k, police report, affidavit, Letter...

jubrealguy:
Hardie14, i don miss u hia oo, what's good? how camp? abeg, u hep me see my babe?

abeg which babe be that oooooo

Stream 2 people how far.......

kaywiluv:
Stream 2 people how far.......

e no far again...Na only tomorrow remain

anochuko01:

e no far again...Na only tomorrow remain

at last wait is ova........ ile ti su mi

Deeaka:
Hey guys, I was robbed last week and I lost my unilag ID in whole madness, camp is next week, I went to school today to request for a replacement but the lady I met at the academic affairs unit was telling me it was too late to get a replacement before 21st.
Please who has requested and received a new ID card at unilag recently? How long did the process take? I've paid the 2k, police report, affidavit, Letter...

Not necessary school I.D card any form of identification like drivers license or international passport or letter of identification from your student affairs department

Jamesdman:


Bro.. You're speaking in parables.

Yes it May look so but as my nature of standing by and for the truth always and I seek forgiveness where and when I erred against the truth, I have then decided to take the truth to capture my true nature without leaving anything out henceforth by the Grace of God Almighty.

ABUJA - The National Youth Service Corps (NYSC), Wednesday, denied a rumour peddling through the social media that it had cut short the ongoing orientation exercise for the 2016 Batch 'A' by shifting the stream two till the end of the year, due to scarcity of fund. The NYSC Director of Press and Public Relation, Mrs Abosede Aderibigbe debunked the rumours in an exclusive phone interview with Vanguard in Abuja. Aderibigbe described the report as unfounded and a clear misrepresentation of the truth, spreading around by the enemies of the scheme. According to her, the exercise is on course as scheduled by the scheme, urging the general public to disregarded the report. "It is not true, we have not postponed the stream 2 till the end of this year as speculated. The scheme is on course. People should disregard the report," she clarified. Aderibigbe called on the prospective and serving corps members not take information as regards to the scheme's activities from the social media. Source : Vanguard News 11th May 2016

Kbs468:

Yes it May look so but as my nature of standing by and for the truth always and I seek forgiveness where and when I erred against the truth, I have then decided to take the truth to capture my true nature without leaving anything out henceforth by the Grace of God Almighty.

omor update us how far ..4gt big grammr nd parablez

mancheeutd:


Not necessary school I.D card any form of identification like drivers license or international passport or letter of identification from your student affairs department

Thanks for the reply, but I'll like to know if this "other means of ID" is authentic. Don't wanna be stranded o

MemphisDepay:
unlimited, talk tru. You don see ur CUL?

lol! you are on a long thing,y u dae police me upandan u dis boy,get behind me.

END OF RUMOR, SPECULATION AND DOUBT breaking news http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/05/orientation-exercise-nysc-denies-postponment-stream-2-2016-batch/

Kbs468:

Yes it May look so but as my nature of standing by and for the truth always and I seek forgiveness where and when I erred against the truth, I have then decided to take the truth to capture my true nature without leaving anything out henceforth by the Grace of God Almighty.

More riddles and puzzles.
Hope it aren't what am thinking o?
After all we've been through together and all of your contributions and aids, don't tell me you wanna willingly get off this Stream...

Geegar:

omor update us how far ..4gt big grammr nd parablez

Abi...

No mind Kbs468, e too like grammar and long story!!!

Deeaka:


Thanks for the reply, but I'll like to know if this "other means of ID" is authentic. Don't wanna be stranded o

Yea sure it is but if u r not convinced better still visit the student affairs for identification letter

Sorry about what happened.... I'd suggest you get a copy of the Unilag ID card from your colleague and use any printing press or any outlet that prints ID cards and make a duplicate... It'll be accepted.

Best of luck...

Deeaka:
Hey guys, I was robbed last week and I lost my unilag ID in whole madness, camp is next week, I went to school today to request for a replacement but the lady I met at the academic affairs unit was telling me it was too late to get a replacement before 21st.
Please who has requested and received a new ID card at unilag recently? How long did the process take? I've paid the 2k, police report, affidavit, Letter...

Deeaka:
Hey guys, I was robbed last week and I lost my unilag ID in whole madness, camp is next week, I went to school today to request for a replacement but the lady I met at the academic affairs unit was telling me it was too late to get a replacement before 21st.
Please who has requested and received a new ID card at unilag recently? How long did the process take? I've paid the 2k, police report, affidavit, Letter...

Nigga, u should have been given one kinda photocard like this in your department together with your statement of result, that's a valid means of ID, it's what one of my friends took to camp. u can replace ur ID card with that. That photocard has the registrar's signature and stamp even the HOD's too..... If u don't have it, run to school and get it.

kaywiluv:
Stream 2 people how far.......

we dey gidigba, hope say u don prepare sha......na full force things oo..... good morning

hardie14:
abeg which babe be that oooooo

hardie14.... haba, how many babe i get

eaglevision:



lol! you are on a long thing,y u dae police me upandan u dis boy,get behind me.

you suppose dey happy sey I dey follow u upandan... You know know sey u be celeb ni. I wan ask u one kwesion, will the price of your camp goods be expensive from next week hence fort?

Jamesdman:

More riddles and puzzles.
Hope it aren't what am thinking o?
After all we've been through together and all of your contributions and aids, don't tell me you wanna willingly get off this Stream...


Abi...

No mind Kbs468, e too like grammar and long story!!!

[b]Yeah Bro and it's a personal decision. I prayed it's for the good of each and everyone of us as humans in general and Nigeria cum Africa in particular by the Grace of God Almighty. So what I expect from you all is a continuous prayers as I am also praying for the good of us all too

Good morning as we move from glory to glory after our redemption as winners set aside to dominate our universe for a fruitful reward since we are eternally covenanted already particularly through all the joyful noise making we have been doing overtime without knowing that God was the one actually speaking forth to us as brethren even from the love and affection our mothers showed us or have been showing us as a reflection of the kind of love that exhisted between Mariam (Holy Mary) and prophet ISA (AS) ( JESUS).

Certainly, we are all overcomers and victors even if we don't bear the name on paper and I urge you all to start keying in to all the various Year 2016 faithful captions as all of them are nothing but real in their entirety if we are truly believers in God and his words, prophets and messangers.
Aameen and Amen.

Cc
Geegar [/b]

yanabasee:
Sorry about what happened.... I'd suggest you get a copy of the Unilag ID card from your colleague and use any printing press or any outlet that prints ID cards and make a duplicate... It'll be accepted.

Best of luck...

Yana the Man. I should get across to you soon though. Good morning.

[quote author=eaglevision post=45525999]

nothing do u bro,where do u wanna b posted lemme tell d DG,i don see my own CUL already nd na where i want in put me,i only hav 2 slots remaining o.[/quotelol.......tell dg shey e fit post me go canada go serve for one year just one year......abeg

Kbs468:


[b]Yeah Bro and it's a personal decision. I prayed it's for the good of each and everyone of us as humans in general and Nigeria cum Africa in particular by the Grace of God Almighty. So what I expect from you all is a continuous prayers as I am also praying for the good of us all too

Good morning as we move from glory to glory after our redemption as winners set aside to dominate our universe for a fruitful reward since we are eternally covenanted already particularly through all the joyful noise making we have been doing overtime without knowing that God was the one actually speaking forth to us as brethren even from the love and affection our mothers showed us or have been showing us as a reflection of the kind of love that exhisted between Mariam (Holy Mary) and prophet ISA (AS) ( JESUS).

Certainly, we are all overcomers and victors even if we don't bear the name on paper and I urge you all to start keying in to all the various Year 2016 faithful captions as all of them are nothing but real in their entirety if we are truly believers in God and his words, prophets and messangers.
Aameen and Amen.

Cc
Geegar [/b]

Well, well, well!!!

I guess it's a well thought out decision based on your religious conviction.

I pray it's for the best and that you find joy, fulfillment and success in what ever path you choose to thread.

Take care Bro. Cheers!!!

good morning everyone.
and camp is coming to an end in some hours time.
i have learnt valuable real life lessons and values and most importantly the essence of team work.
my platoon won the most coveted prices making us the best. looking forward to getting my posting letter tomorrow and resuming PPA.
qutyjoice thanks for been a friend and giving me memorable camp memories.
biotechshola, my nairaland husband and my camp padi. thanks for always keeping my company.
harique, thanks for always looking out for us.
missprudence, hmmmmmmmn comment for another day.
walextouk, you are sighted bro.
aksquared, did yoy report to camp sha? cos i never caught a glimpse of you.
all edo kopas. bravo for surviving okada camp.

to all my padis and other corp member in the house. i miss u all.
ALL IS WELLTHAT ENDS WELL.
cc
fraih fraiser eaglevision logodwhiz kbs468 prindu amodu jubrealguy iambibi blizzydodo crobboy spixytinxy rukkyola shammak iamdynamite villagegoat
am sorry if i didnt mention your moniker. you are all missed.
love you all.

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jubrealguy:
hardie14.... haba, how many babe i get

shebi na iambibi be ur babe now.
and she no dey edo how i wan take look after her.

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EMEKA- Why do you always hold your wife's hand when you visit shopping malls?
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2) Johnny pastor added him on facebook and he innocently accepted
2 Minutes later his pastor message came in:
PASTOR- How are you?
JOHNNY- I am fine my daddy
PASTOR- May the building of heavenly favour collapse on your head
JOHNNY- (no reply)
PASTOR- May the thunder of blessing strike you and your family
JOHNNY- (no reply)
PASTOR- May God slash you with the axe of life
JOHNNY- (no reply)
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JOHNNY- (no reply)
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JOHNNY- (no reply)
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JOHNNY- (no reply)
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JOHNNY- Yes, my daddy
PASTOR- You should be saying amen to claim the blessings
JOHNNY- ok, may the over speeding trailer of blessings jam and crush you and your family. May the earthquake of happiness swallow you and your family members.
May the sea of miracles drown you and your family members in jesus name
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Deeaka:
Hey guys, I was robbed last week and I lost my unilag ID in whole madness, camp is next week, I went to school today to request for a replacement but the lady I met at the academic affairs unit was telling me it was too late to get a replacement before 21st.
Please who has requested and received a new ID card at unilag recently? How long did the process take? I've paid the 2k, police report, affidavit, Letter...

yur departmental ID card should do

hardie14:
good morning everyone.
and camp is coming to an end in some hours time.
i have learnt valuable real life lessons and values and most importantly the essence of team work.
my platoon won the most coveted prices making us the best. looking forward to getting my posting letter tomorrow and resuming PPA.
qutyjoice thanks for been a friend and giving me memorable camp memories.
biotechshola, my nairaland husband and my camp padi. thanks for always keeping my company.
harique, thanks for always looking out for us.
missprudence, hmmmmmmmn comment for another day.
walextouk, you are sighted bro.
aksquared, did yoy report to camp sha? cos i never caught a glimpse of you.
all edo kopas. bravo for surviving okada camp.

to all my padis and other corp member in the house. i miss u all.
ALL IS WELLTHAT ENDS WELL.
cc
fraih fraiser eaglevision logodwhiz kbs468 prindu amodu jubrealguy iambibi blizzydodo crobboy spixytinxy rukkyola shammak iamdynamite villagegoat
am sorry if i didnt mention your moniker. you are all missed.
love you all.

av missed yuu too love & am glad d whole tin z over with no trouble. Wishing us a gud PPA

Jamesdman:


Well, well, well!!!

I guess it's a well thought out decision based on your religious conviction.

I pray it's for the best and that you find joy, fulfillment and success in what ever path you choose to thread.

Take care Bro. Cheers!!!

Amen and pray more for you too.

But Should Godly things be reserved and limited to/for only religious orientation? Why not in every facet of our daily lives as I have chosen or decided to do? Since things about God is linked to living, staying, eating, walking, standing, talking and sleeping in truth?

The later paragraph summarizes the reason behind my decision actually.