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Re: .. by Smellymouth: 5:10pm On May 15, 2016
obiorathesubtle:
undecided instead of you to call barni.. Only you dy house dy cuddle pillow.. Omo, no finish dah vaseline ooh undecided

Yes o.. Airtel na carnival oo..

Whatsapp nko?? Or bbm..
Hahahahahah...i don run out of vaseline sef, abeg u fit borrow me dat big vaseline when u buy last week? grin cheesy

Whatsapp then, I wil send u my whatsapp contact somewhere else .
Thanks boss cool
Re: .. by obiorathesubtle: 5:19pm On May 15, 2016
Smellymouth:
Hahahahahah...i don run out of vaseline sef, abeg u fit borrow me dat big vaseline when u buy last week? grin cheesy

Whatsapp then, I wil send u my whatsapp contact somewhere else .
Thanks boss cool
me?? I no dy use vaseline.. Vaseline na for people wey just start the work.. Na groundnut oil I dy use now cool


Aite boss... I'll text you asap
Re: .. by firstking01(m): 5:21pm On May 15, 2016
Nawa o, you 've stayed with the pregnance for 8 months and 2weeks if i'm right by that calculation, and you come here to tell us in two weeks time you will be having a babyundecided....ok, what kind of advice do you really want from usundecided
Re: .. by misspicy(f): 5:24pm On May 15, 2016
Smellymouth:
Congrats...
No meme? angry
Re: .. by misspicy(f): 5:25pm On May 15, 2016
Me007:
I forgot to mention my bump is super tiny. And fear has probably been able to make me hide it till this moment. I'm in the same house with my folks
And your mum doesn't know?



I smell lies
Re: .. by Smellymouth: 5:27pm On May 15, 2016
obiorathesubtle:
me?? I no dy use vaseline.. Vaseline na for people wey just start the work.. Na groundnut oil I dy use now cool


Aite boss... I'll text you asap
Hahahahahaha.. grin grin

So u don get ph.D for the game abi?

Nze, Dede, Ekene m gi oo cheesy

Guess u ve seen the mention.

Thanks bro
Re: .. by Smellymouth: 5:28pm On May 15, 2016
misspicy:
No meme? angry
grin

Re: .. by obiorathesubtle: 5:31pm On May 15, 2016
Smellymouth:
Hahahahahaha.. grin grin

So u don get ph.D for the game abi?

Nze, Dede, Ekene m gi oo cheesy

Guess u ve seen the mention.

Thanks bro
phD?? Mtcheew.. Balon d'or na where we dy boss.. Ehehehe..


Yea... I have..
Re: .. by olac21(m): 5:33pm On May 15, 2016
Me007:
I forgot to mention my bump is super tiny. And fear has probably been able to make me hide it till this moment. I'm in the same house with my folks
You don't need advice!see you abusing everybody!na your problem sha..btw_have you told the"ex" so as for him to prepare for his fatherly responsibilities?
Re: .. by olac21(m): 5:35pm On May 15, 2016
Mediapace:
Bad belle comments are appreciated. I know your real moniker you can't hide from me wink should i expose you ?
Pls whisper it to my ears!
Re: .. by misspicy(f): 5:45pm On May 15, 2016
Re: .. by Mediapace: 6:18pm On May 15, 2016
The person will get angry,ai swear i know the person
olac21:
Pls whisper it to my ears!
Re: .. by Flashh: 6:31pm On May 15, 2016
misspicy:
No meme? angry
[color=#1970BC]Na so meme dey hungry you? grin[/color]
Re: .. by misspicy(f): 6:49pm On May 15, 2016
Flashh:
[color=#1970BC]Na so meme dey hungry you? grin[/color]
I always look forward to smellymouth's comments cause of the meme grin



abi you go serve me correct meme's? tongue

btw, I no wan hear I forgot tomorrow ogrin
Re: .. by Flashh: 6:59pm On May 15, 2016
misspicy:
I always look forward to smellymouth's comments cause of the meme grin
[color=#1970BC]I noticed the guy is fond of that. grin

And that's a lot of work.
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abi you go serve me correct meme's? tongue
[color=#1970BC]You go pay me? Quoting you and follow it with wonderful gifs that will make your feel sweet. tongue[/color]

btw, I no wan hear I forgot tomorrow ogrin
[color=#1970BC]Huh? huh[/color]
Re: .. by misspicy(f): 7:06pm On May 15, 2016
Flashh:
[color=#1970BC]I noticed the guy is fond of that. grin

And that's a lot of work.
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[color=#1970BC]You go pay me? Quoting you and follow it with wonderful gifs that will make your feel sweet. tongue[/color]


[color=#1970BC]Huh? huh[/color]
Your fee will be? tongue




Flashh everybody knows what tomorrow is about already,don't give me that look undecided
Re: .. by Flashh:
misspicy:
Your fee will be? tongue
[color=#1970BC]We will discuss that behind closed doors. cool[/color]


Flash h everybody knows what tomorrow is about already,don't give me that look undecided
[color=#1970BC]Everybody knows? shocked

Well, it raining here, that tomorrow might rain heavily which everybody knows. smiley
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Re: .. by flokii: 7:14pm On May 15, 2016
Me007:
So I'm just 18 and got pregnant for my ex due to some stupid mistake. I haven't told my parents tho. Cos I dunno what will be done to me. I'm just confused . And I need advice . No insults please. We aren't perfect.
Ok.. So what now?

You want to push it on my head or what.. Cos ion get you
Re: .. by tayexz(m): 7:42pm On May 15, 2016
OK cool, u know quite well its not right 2 have sex b4 marriage but u ignored all now u are disturbing the world for advice abi, d guy wey una do d do together nko where he dey
Re: .. by misspicy(f): 7:51pm On May 15, 2016
Flashh:
[color=#1970BC]We will discuss that behind closed doors. cool[/color]




[color=#1970BC]Everybody knows? shocked

Well, it raining here, that tomorrow might rain heavily which everybody knows. smiley
[/color]
We will discuss every thing behind closed doors then undecided
Re: .. by joey150(m): 7:52pm On May 15, 2016
vchykp:
its not a news, let them know, and never call your child a mistake again, words are strong biko, u had Bleep without CD, he released inside and after the Bleep u are expecting a tanker of fuel? Pls dat innocent baby is neva mistake**bestADVICE**
lol ahn ahn.
the guy sef after releasing no think of the consequences that day.

chai,me i know like wahala ni. if na me dat night dat night she must take something
Re: .. by moski5(m): 7:56pm On May 15, 2016
If you want to keep the baby n resources is an issue I know an organization that helps
where yu @
Re: .. by Smellymouth: 8:10pm On May 15, 2016
misspicy:
I always look forward to smellymo.uth's comments cause of the meme grin



abi you go serve me correct meme's? tongue

btw, I no wan hear I forgot tomorrow ogrin
She appreciates me!! Yesssssssss!!!!

See groove grin

Re: .. by misspicy(f): 8:23pm On May 15, 2016
Smellymouth:
She appreciates me!! Yesssssssss!!!!
See groove grin
LOL grin

Re: .. by Nobody: 8:29pm On May 15, 2016
Congratulations
Re: .. by godwinony(m): 8:59pm On May 15, 2016
Silly mistake she says, the mistake lasted too long when you two got naked and did the deed for an average of 10mins.. No bae, that's one mistake too long and pleasurable. angry
Re: .. by Smellymouth: 10:40pm On May 15, 2016
misspicy:
LOL grin
I hail u ma lady grin

Re: .. by vchykp(m): 12:26am On May 17, 2016
joey150:
lol ahn ahn.
the guy sef after releasing no think of the consequences that day.

chai,me i know like wahala ni. if na me dat night dat night she must take something
Lolx, the way she is sounding, its like she had a long stay with the guy, so you won't. Expect her to take something always,and my brother taking something or not, no just pray say mak ur time reach, because if ur tym reach, she go take in lik play like joke #sperm no be AKAMU oo
Re: .. by Debbywills(f): 12:39am On May 17, 2016
Mediapace:
When you are doing the thing,i no warn you !!

Now the result is here you landed on NAIRALAND,na NAIRALANDERS IMPREGNATE YOU babymama wife!!

Go and face the consequence alone,meanwhile Aminat508 is selling baby stuff e.g. Cosmetics if you wan buy.

IYA IBEJI wink
This Your Comment Isn't Really Necessary. Don't you have Heart?? angry angry embarassed
Re: .. by dissybling(f): 6:01am On May 17, 2016
congratulations ma dr,tell them afterall it not de end of the world
Re: .. by Glowprincess:
THANKS FOR ALL THE COMMENTS. BOTH THE GOOD, THE BAD AND THE UGLY. I HAD MY PRINCESS ON THE 19TH OF MAY. EXACTLY FOUR DAYS AFTER THIS POST. GOD IS GREAT. AIN'T HE? I'M BACK AND BETTER!!! THE COMMENTS HERE MAKE ME LOOK BACK AND LAUGH. MY PRINCESS WOULD BE 2 YRS OLD BY MAY. BIKO FOLLOW MY DIARY, FOR HOW LIFE HAS BEEN TREATING ME SINCE THEN. GOD IS GREAT!
Re: .. by dayleke: 8:20pm On Jan 03, 2018
Glowprincess:
THANKS FOR ALL THE COMMENTS. BOTH THE GOOD, THE BAD AND THE UGLY. I HAD MY PRINCESS ON THE 19TH OF MARCH. EXACTLY FOUR DAYS AFTER THIS POST. GOD IS GREAT. AIN'T HE? I'M BACK AND BETTER!!! THE COMMENTS HERE MAKE ME LOOK BACK AND LAUGH. MY PRINCESS WOULD BE 2 YRS OLD BY MAY. BIKO FOLLOW MY DIARY, FOR HOW LIFE HAS BEEN TREATING ME SINCE THEN. GOD IS GREAT!
You mean 19th of May and not March....
Congratulations
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