Stephrocks:
One reason why I don't like standing in front of guys some of them can be so immature. Some try by all means to touch a lady's ass which I find annoying.

You with your frying pan nyansh.

Si ehba puu!

Abeg this story is bullsh**t. So the woman was comfortable while he rubbed his randy thing on her buttocks? Or are the buttocks made of stones?
Even padded y*nsh dey get small current.

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Stephrocks:
One reason why I don't like standing in front of guys some of them can be so immature. Some try by all means to touch a lady's ass which I find annoying.

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get lost

The few minutes it took him to m*st*rbate, no one saw him? Even if the bank hall was filled with customers, someone would have noticed the unusual body movement.

Na people like u dey get flat a$$

Stephrocks:
One reason why I don't like standing in front of guys some of them can be so immature. Some try by all means to touch a lady's ass which I find annoying.

seankay:
Konji can only be satisfied,you can't negotiate with it - Seankay,2016

LWKMDead

cruzita:
konji your papa blokus

no be ur tight pu.....ssy caused him quick ejaculation?

Stephrocks:
One reason why I don't like standing in front of guys some of them can be so immature. Some try by all means to touch a lady's ass which I find annoying.

A picture will be fine to further buttress your point.

grayht:
Adonbeleive this.. No one saw him when he was removing his jt from his jeans Where were the security operatives when he wanking his rooster..?
Didnt he moan out load before she noticed the load on her clothes?
Dis kind story sef.....

I tire o, d woman no feel am sef when in dey touch d bombom

Djangocode:
Silly story...


''He was rubbing his shinji on the woman's behind and she didnt notice''... Do you know how many minutes it'll take a man to rub his shinji on a woman's clothed behind for him to come?? The lady woulda noticed...


Dumbest story ever...

I had to check whether today is april 1st, how would a sane man bring out his "jinla jinla " in a bank all in the name of masturbation or maybe he assumed the bank is S.C.C. (sperm collation centre )

Stephrocks:
One reason why I don't like standing in front of guys some of them can be so immature. Some try by all means to touch a lady's ass which I find annoying.

Looks like you have ,loads of it

Stephrocks:
One reason why I don't like standing in front of guys some of them can be so immature. Some try by all means to touch a lady's ass which I find annoying.

I checkd to see ur face unfortunately u didn't have profile pix

Konji has always been a bastard.
The guy was probably masturbating and was on the verge of climax when someone called him to make emergency withdrawal.
He had to finish it in the bank.

Timolanki:
Lies. Was d man naked in a bank? I guess not, therefore his boxers or trouser will mop it up.

yabbing from experience?

Timolanki:
Lies. Was d man naked in a bank? I guess not, therefore his boxers or trouser will mop it up.

read u no go read...mumu

Stephrocks:
One reason why I don't like standing in front of guys some of them can be so immature. Some try by all means to touch a lady's ass which I find annoying.

although d guy is awkward and require urgent attention.

but please and please dont find d urge to torch a lady's ass funny because only guys can understand. ..

ur man loves u for what u carry......or do u think its all about brains alone.

its a black man thing.

jagorinho:


I had to check whether today is april 1st, how would a sane man bring out his "jinla jinla " in a bank all in the name of masturbation or maybe he assumed the bank is S.C.C. (sperm collation centre )

Exactly my line of thought... The story has no authenticity whatsoever... Nobody noticed, even the woman didnt notice too... The story is a side effect of ''Wild Thoughts''...

Something like this happened on the eve of xmas, last year in diamond bank in owerri. The bank was experiencing network issues so in the hall, the crowd was just too much. No space to even move your body. There was this man, in his late 30s standing behind this tall, fair, pretty lady with round behind. All of a sudden the lady started screaming and was showing us her fingers, some people there just got angry and started shouting at her her. It was when she started saying "sperm, sperm, sperm" we now knew there was problem. By then, the man had already covered hiis trouser the polythene bag he was holding. In a twinkle of an eye, a circle was already formed around the man, then he was asked to remove the nylon which he did after trying to be stubborn. Omo what I saw eehn, I nearly shed tears for the man. See map Of sperm on his carton-colored chinos trouser. It was indeed horrible.

Why am I finding this hard to believe ?

I smell LIES

forghon:
na only him go enjoy it?

e be like say u be learner

cruzita:
konji your papa blokus

ROTFL....asswear u no go fit kill me with laf abeg

Cheap bloggers with cheap lies. And some gullible fellas are actually falling for this. Let's see at least a picture of the man and the woman or maybe people now go to banks nåked in Zimbabwe.

Rossburg:
Why am I finding this hard to believe ?

I smell LIES

don't doubt it, I've seen something like this before

Timolanki:
Lies. Was d man naked in a bank? I guess not, therefore his boxers or trouser will mop it up.

hahahaha....na joke na

VanBommel:
Something like this happened on the eve of xmas, last year in diamond bank in owerri. The bank was experiencing network issues so in the hall, the crowd was just too much. No space to even move your body. There was this man, in his late 30s standing behind this tall, fair, pretty lady with round behind. All of a sudden the lady started screaming and was showing us her fingers, some people there just got angry and started shouting at her her. It was when she started saying "sperm, sperm, sperm" we now knew there was problem. By then, the man had already covered hiis trouser the polythene bag he was holding. In a twinkle of an eye, a circle was already formed around the man, then he was asked to remove the nylon which he did after trying to be stubborn. Omo what I saw eehn, I nearly shed tears for the man. See map Of sperm on his carton-colored chinos trouser. It was indeed horrible.

But at least this one didn't pour on the lady's legs.

Still wondering how people masturbate and still feel the same ecstasy comparing to how it feels to hit a real puccy.

VanBommel:
Something like this happened on the eve of xmas, last year in diamond bank in owerri. The bank was experiencing network issues so in the hall, the crowd was just too much. No space to even move your body. There was this man, in his late 30s standing behind this tall, fair, pretty lady with round behind. All of a sudden the lady started screaming and was showing us her fingers, some people there just got angry and started shouting at her her. It was when she started saying "sperm, sperm, sperm" we now knew there was problem. By then, the man had already covered hiis trouser the polythene bag he was holding. In a twinkle of an eye, a circle was already formed around the man, then he was asked to remove the nylon which he did after trying to be stubborn. Omo what I saw eehn, I nearly shed tears for the man. See map Of sperm on his carton-colored chinos trouser. It was indeed horrible.

pic or u know the rest

donhils:

But at least this one didn't pour on the lady's legs.

it's true sha, but there are weird people everywhere

cruzita:
konji your papa blokus

cruzita FTC huntress

It's not really an offence as he didn't touch the lady, he could attribute the liquid to being sick

GANJAFARMER:
Still wondering how people masturbate and still feel the same ecstasy comparing to how it feels to hit a real puccy.

bro, not everyone can approach a lady, let alone hit that shii..

lilzcee:
pic or u know the rest

bro no need to prove what I posted, but if you want proof goto diamond bank, opposite ama-hausa and ask the guards there.