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My female friend of mine once shared a story with me about a man who came over to her home after a date and, in his sleep, peed in her bed. He also managed to pee on the rug in her bedroom . He later blamed it on the alcohol, of course, but she was so repulsed and put off by his blunder, that she didn’t want to speak to him ever again. How could such a thing actually happen?

Most of us have had really embarrassing experiences before, during, or after sex. Though mainstream media and fantasy romance novels would have us believe differently, sex isn’t always so perfect. Gas is passed, muscle pull may strike, gags erupt in our throats, and heads get banged on headboards. Sometimes, a ceiling fan comes tumbling down. It’s up to us to decide if we keep going or if we let them ruin the groove.

Sometimes, we are so deeply into what we’re doing that we don’t really care much about any mess
made or any funny smells that suddenly take over the room. But what about when someone walks
in?

What has been your most embarrassing sexual experience?

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The person below me, what's your view about this thread??

When I straffed a girl with my 7inch fat plantain and she crawled home... very embarrassing

MilesLamar:
When I straffed a girl with my 7inch fat plantain and she crawled home... every embarrassing

lols crawl ke?

rosieluv:
lols crawl ke?

Seeing is believing.. come to my place u will crawl too

I CAME BEFORE I COULD ENTER THE PLACE

MilesLamar:
Seeing is believing.. come to my place u will crawl too

lols in ur dreams

rosieluv:
lols in ur dreams

Come na

Back in those days as an undergrad, my friend and flatmate returned one night from clubbing with a sweet looking babe.

As Nepa had taken light as usual, he took her into his room and attempted adult activities with his babe.

Less than 5 minutes later, the girl rushed out of his room and into the bathroom, crying of peppery pain in her private part.

I came out of my room holding my rechargeable lantern where i met my friend in the corridor.

I asked what hapened and he said the girl was a bit dry when he penetrated her after wearing a condom so he used the vaseline that was on the floor to lubricate her only for her to start complaining of pain moments later.

While she was busy washing herself in the bathroom and crying of pain, we went into his room to investigate the "vaseline" he used and we discovered that this is what he had used...

way back in school, my date fainted during a 7 hour bleep. I was so scared because her dad is a ranking police officer and her mum a custom officer.
I dedicated about 5 mins to revive but to no avail.
I thus, decided to call my neighbour (female) who placed her on a particular position before pouring cold water on the upper body. minutes later, she was revived and vowed not to visit me again.

My I buy compound here

Me I cum before she came down from taxi. I disgraced manhood that day. Lol