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PunkyV:


As we say in my country, you strike a woman, you strike a rock. Like ping-pongs, we always bounce back. Meaner Woe betide the next slimy worm As they always warn, the woman is the most dangerous one of any species

However dangerous/ poisonous a woman can be, she has her man antidote. Plus, Where I come from, we don't hit rocks, we destroy rocks with blasters; precision tools or bomb!

pinceprinz:
However dangerous/ poisonous a woman can be, she has her man antidote. Plus, Where I come from, we don't hit rocks, we destroy rocks with blasters; precision tools or bomb!

Hahaha. Whatever.

PunkyV:
Seriously if I was a guy I'd probably die a virgin because I wouldnt allow myself to go through hoops just to make some she-thing feel funky about herself. Sometimes it's like the attention guys give to ladies swells up some ladies' heads to the point where they feel the sun rises & sets up their asses. Guys are stupid

I can't stop laughing. And this is coming from a lady. Guys them make una come follow me laugh abeg

PunkyV:
Hahaha. Whatever.

.. Very tight corner that was, I know, Ungentlemanly me!

Israel5:
no o. I'm nt GAYbriel. I'm just nt into d girl trend. More like a Nun or Father.

ok dear i understand...forgive me..didnt mean it

pinceprinz:
.. Very tight corner that was, I know, Ungentlemanly me!

*side-eye*

makydebbie:
ok dear i understand...forgive me..didnt mean it

no offnce taken.

PunkyV:
*side-eye*

Come hug daddy lol

Bbsharon:
Love your last line....now you are talking

etisalat....do u have any recommendation(s)...?

Lovelynature:
Heh no! I don't post on social media get any girls attention. If I'm crushing on any girl, I would just play my game normally and tell her my mind. It's up to her to accept or reject the advances. Whichever way, life goes on

Game on Bro...love the spirit

Mologi:
etisalat....do u have any recommendation(s)...?

Lol...this got me laughing. No I don't.

Bbsharon:
Lol...this got me laughing. No I don't.

Alright.....

its OMOLOGI's pleasure....

Who cares bout wot y'all think..

Chase currency, disregard females.

Whether y'all reply or not we'll just move to the next person

No time to dwell on a proud girl who's probably not up to our level in reality

Bbsharon:
I won't say am a saint in this because I do the ignore too but that's just the plain truth and trust me have got reasons like valid ones.

Here we go :

1 : Fake Identity ;

You see a guy's request on social media especially that Facebook with a celebrity picture as dp or cover photo and then you go to check the real profile only to see him snapping in front of canal or taking shots on the highway with half bottle of star.

Really guys ? Really? To what end?

2 : Silly compliments ;

You see comments like "as I see you I see the moon and the stars" Bro it's daytime  now.
"You are my sun in the midst of the storm " like seriously ? At least get a literature book and recite your lines.

3 : Sending pictures without being asked ;

Guys seriously if you do this you need to top up your game like that's the height of low self esteem, especially when the pictures come with terrible backgrounds honestly don't expect a lady to answer you.

4 : Funny Names :

  You gets a notification and it's a message from "Dope Nigga sh*t " oh !! What a name.(rolls eyes***)
 Such a name is a big turn off and for me personally I don't fancy guys who don't spell out their names correctly. You spell shola as shawler or David as Daywhvid. It shows unseriousness in most cases.

5 : Proud Guys ;

You gets a message like " Hello pretty am chatting with you with my iPhone6" like seriously thats too  childish  or some immediately you reply Hi back they start telling you their history and life achievements so far and I will just be like "Guy what's the driving force behind this epistles" one annoying thing about this set of guys is that they turn insulting all of a sudden if you don't reply them. Well who really cares? Lol.

6 : Profs in English Language ;

Okay this ones are just damn funny.... you see mesages like "thanks for the  acceptance offered"  "your acceptance is my delight " or  those that will go ahead to send pictures of Mr Bean giving acceptance speech. Really



http://naijaebiz..com.ng/2016/05/guys-5-reasons-ladies-ignore-you-on.html?m=1

Seriously i dnt knw what deir prob is....


dat no 2&3 annoys me...i'd be like; wtf :Wetin ds one dey form sef?

... Funny enuf the ugly and broke ones do dat most.

Well, some girls gbadun deir style. Dey suld keep d ball rolling

y didnt I enjoy dis post... abi i didnt get it

Pls do u mean post or message... can we ''chart'' on what'sapp plss? so pls It should be message I guess... but let's talk I got a job for u. believe me

cheezy4whizy:
y didnt I enjoy dis post... abi i didnt get it

Are you in anyway guilty of the above ?

hnmnn

That numba 4 annoys me the most.

*Most* girls are fond of dat bullshit. Instead of "Miss Omolola" u get something like dis "Mhzz Hormholola"

Israel5:
I dnt even like girls sef

i tell u

Bbsharon:
I won't say am a saint in this because I do the ignore too but that's just the plain truth and trust me have got reasons like valid ones.

Here we go :

1 : Fake Identity ;

You see a guy's request on social media especially that Facebook with a celebrity picture as dp or cover photo and then you go to check the real profile only to see him snapping in front of canal or taking shots on the highway with half bottle of star.

Really guys ? Really? To what end?

2 : Silly compliments ;

You see comments like "as I see you I see the moon and the stars" Bro it's daytime  now.
"You are my sun in the midst of the storm " like seriously ? At least get a literature book and recite your lines.

3 : Sending pictures without being asked ;

Guys seriously if you do this you need to top up your game like that's the height of low self esteem, especially when the pictures come with terrible backgrounds honestly don't expect a lady to answer you.

4 : Funny Names :

  You gets a notification and it's a message from "Dope Nigga sh*t " oh !! What a name.(rolls eyes***)
 Such a name is a big turn off and for me personally I don't fancy guys who don't spell out their names correctly. You spell shola as shawler or David as Daywhvid. It shows unseriousness in most cases.

5 : Proud Guys ;

You gets a message like " Hello pretty am chatting with you with my iPhone6" like seriously thats too  childish  or some immediately you reply Hi back they start telling you their history and life achievements so far and I will just be like "Guy what's the driving force behind this epistles" one annoying thing about this set of guys is that they turn insulting all of a sudden if you don't reply them. Well who really cares? Lol.

6 : Profs in English Language ;

Okay this ones are just damn funny.... you see mesages like "thanks for the  acceptance offered"  "your acceptance is my delight " or  those that will go ahead to send pictures of Mr Bean giving acceptance speech. Really



http://naijaebiz..com.ng/2016/05/guys-5-reasons-ladies-ignore-you-on.html?m=1

I don't agree with all these. The MAIN reason is because ladies receive too many messages to cope with.

Bbsharon:
I won't say am a saint in this because I do the ignore too but that's just the plain truth and trust me have got reasons like valid ones.

Here we go :

1 : Fake Identity ;

You see a guy's request on social media especially that Facebook with a celebrity picture as dp or cover photo and then you go to check the real profile only to see him snapping in front of canal or taking shots on the highway with half bottle of star.

Really guys ? Really? To what end?

2 : Silly compliments ;

You see comments like "as I see you I see the moon and the stars" Bro it's daytime now.
"You are my sun in the midst of the storm " like seriously ? At least get a literature book and recite your lines.

3 : Sending pictures without being asked ;

Guys seriously if you do this you need to top up your game like that's the height of low self esteem, especially when the pictures come with terrible backgrounds honestly don't expect a lady to answer you.

4 : Funny Names :

You gets a notification and it's a message from "Dope Nigga sh*t " oh !! What a name.(rolls eyes***)
Such a name is a big turn off and for me personally I don't fancy guys who don't spell out their names correctly. You spell shola as shawler or David as Daywhvid. It shows unseriousness in most cases.

5 : Proud Guys ;

You gets a message like " Hello pretty am chatting with you with my iPhone6" like seriously thats too childish or some immediately you reply Hi back they start telling you their history and life achievements so far and I will just be like "Guy what's the driving force behind this epistles" one annoying thing about this set of guys is that they turn insulting all of a sudden if you don't reply them. Well who really cares? Lol.

6 : Profs in English Language ;

Okay this ones are just damn funny.... you see mesages like "thanks for the acceptance offered" "your acceptance is my delight " or those that will go ahead to send pictures of Mr Bean giving acceptance speech. Really



http://naijaebiz..com.ng/2016/05/guys-5-reasons-ladies-ignore-you-on.html?m=1

Wondeful post! Wonderful op

Nigga b smoking air talking shit abt ladies,
if u gat no car pics to show that u r d owner, or holding money, wearing gold & expensive stuff in ya pics
don't expect ah reply frm dem bitc****

PunkyV:
Seriously if I was a guy I'd probably die a virgin because I wouldnt allow myself to go through hoops just to make some she-thing feel funky about herself. Sometimes it's like the attention guys give to ladies swells up some ladies' heads to the point where they feel the sun rises & sets up their asses. Guys are stupid

i love this,, i wish all guys were like me, i assure u it will be the ladies asking us out..

Bbsharon:
I won't say am a saint in this because I do the ignore too but that's just the plain truth and trust me have got reasons like valid ones.

Here we go :

1 : Fake Identity ;

You see a guy's request on social media especially that Facebook with a celebrity picture as dp or cover photo and then you go to check the real profile only to see him snapping in front of canal or taking shots on the highway with half bottle of star.

Really guys ? Really? To what end?

2 : Silly compliments ;

You see comments like "as I see you I see the moon and the stars" Bro it's daytime now.
"You are my sun in the midst of the storm " like seriously ? At least get a literature book and recite your lines.

3 : Sending pictures without being asked ;

Guys seriously if you do this you need to top up your game like that's the height of low self esteem, especially when the pictures come with terrible backgrounds honestly don't expect a lady to answer you.

4 : Funny Names :

You gets a notification and it's a message from "Dope Nigga sh*t " oh !! What a name.(rolls eyes***)
Such a name is a big turn off and for me personally I don't fancy guys who don't spell out their names correctly. You spell shola as shawler or David as Daywhvid. It shows unseriousness in most cases.

5 : Proud Guys ;

You gets a message like " Hello pretty am chatting with you with my iPhone6" like seriously thats too childish or some immediately you reply Hi back they start telling you their history and life achievements so far and I will just be like "Guy what's the driving force behind this epistles" one annoying thing about this set of guys is that they turn insulting all of a sudden if you don't reply them. Well who really cares? Lol.

6 : Profs in English Language ;

Okay this ones are just damn funny.... you see mesages like "thanks for the acceptance offered" "your acceptance is my delight " or those that will go ahead to send pictures of Mr Bean giving acceptance speech. Really



http://naijaebiz..com.ng/2016/05/guys-5-reasons-ladies-ignore-you-on.html?m=1

Hahahaha.

Bbsharon:
I won't say am a saint in this because I do the ignore too but that's just the plain truth and trust me have got reasons like valid ones.

Here we go :

1 : Fake Identity ;

You see a guy's request on social media especially that Facebook with a celebrity picture as dp or cover photo and then you go to check the real profile only to see him snapping in front of canal or taking shots on the highway with half bottle of star.

Really guys ? Really? To what end?

2 : Silly compliments ;

You see comments like "as I see you I see the moon and the stars" Bro it's daytime  now.
"You are my sun in the midst of the storm " like seriously ? At least get a literature book and recite your lines.

3 : Sending pictures without being asked ;

Guys seriously if you do this you need to top up your game like that's the height of low self esteem, especially when the pictures come with terrible backgrounds honestly don't expect a lady to answer you.

4 : Funny Names :

  You gets a notification and it's a message from "Dope Nigga sh*t " oh !! What a name.(rolls eyes***)
 Such a name is a big turn off and for me personally I don't fancy guys who don't spell out their names correctly. You spell shola as shawler or David as Daywhvid. It shows unseriousness in most cases.

5 : Proud Guys ;

You gets a message like " Hello pretty am chatting with you with my iPhone6" like seriously thats too  childish  or some immediately you reply Hi back they start telling you their history and life achievements so far and I will just be like "Guy what's the driving force behind this epistles" one annoying thing about this set of guys is that they turn insulting all of a sudden if you don't reply them. Well who really cares? Lol.

6 : Profs in English Language ;

Okay this ones are just damn funny.... you see mesages like "thanks for the  acceptance offered"  "your acceptance is my delight " or  those that will go ahead to send pictures of Mr Bean giving acceptance speech. Really



http://naijaebiz..com.ng/2016/05/guys-5-reasons-ladies-ignore-you-on.html?m=1

This your write up means you are unexperienced about ladies. This is because ladies are easily tripped wit little things. Majorly some can give in to lies than truth,

Kachisbarbie:
Very true. With respect to Nairaland.
Name : you have a name like StandingPenis, and you expect a lady to reply your pm? Continue standing...

Post : Someone sends you a pm, you decide to checkout the guys post and you see him calling Nigerian girls hoes. Am I from Morocco?
You're still trying to get over that, then you see his topics, "Sugar mummies in Abuja, holla"...haba, uncle why?

Pictures : If you know say your "handsomeness" is WITHIN, just skip the profile picture. Thanks

Age of account : why send PMs with your alternate account? It is easier to get a response when your account is an active one, at least we know you are not a kidnapper.

Hahahaha.

Farano Roctation Juhan omotayor123 laveda

Are they the reasons why you ignored my mentions ?

mhen this lady harsh ooo...niggas be like back in the days we did all that shi ;Di