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Wiztonero:
This OP na mumu oh.

SUGARDADDY55:
I gues season one has ended. May b season 2 will come out next year

HARDDON:
U dont just get it do u?

B4 u met her , guys have been all over her, after u long gone, they wud still keep coming....
So why u choking on ur d1ck like a peacock on heat?

It is this perspiration n despiration , that get guys friend zoned , and they turn needy , clingy wussbags n never live to their full potentials .

Know that Women r illogical.

Also, from basic economic laws, the higher d demand, the higher d price!
Wooing makes her feel she is high in ur demand n begins to task u to prove ur love which leads u to start sending recharges, buying lunch dina n Bfast, paying her sch fees n all sortS of wacky things just to make her say yes!


An interviewee has no right to interview the interviewer........ Go figure



Please soak up the thread on my signature , u wud see the light



#BossBall

Capableben:
I'm sorry to ask sir. How did you know?

Capableben:
Ehmmm, I'm not from the state but I stay there with my family. I live in the suburb of Jalingo; hope you enjoyed your service year here?

HaneefahRN:
Lolz

chnovpaul:
Ibo ni bobo yii lo bayii? Who you go start something wey you no wan finish

99foxxy:
I laughed like a lunatic... you're a very funny being.

Gist247:
Where is this OP now?

okuneddie:
Yea but the heat too much....imagine someone from SW visiting NE for the first time....where are u from

Capableben:
No vex sir... I go dey play scrabble forget say I dey post tory for here. I don conclude am, e dey page 7

Capableben:
I really apologise for the inconveniences caused. The final part is in page 7

Capableben:
Hahahaha... check page 7 for the last update

Capableben:
8: FINISHING


[b]"Yes what's the matter?", she asked.
On hearing that mellifluous voice of hers, my brain formated. I forgot all that Chris taught me that moment; lost in thoughts I kept staring at the sky and scratching my head.

"What's it ?" She asked again and then I forced myself to say something, "ehm, actually, I came to ask if you had any engineering maths problem you would like me to help you solve. Solving maths is my hobby and I know you are an engineering student."
"Well, I don't have any problem in maths, thank you, bye", she replied and was about to walk away, but I knew my mission would be a failed one if I let her go like that.
"Ehm, actually, I came with a message from my brother standing over there", I said while pointing at Chris who was waiting under the mango tree. "He asked me to tell you that I love you and would like to be your friend"

She kept mute for a while and looked me from the feet to the upper body region, she particularly gave my suit a keen look and finally replied," go tell him i said you are a fool, okay? And when you get back to the hostel, don't forget to return obinna's suit"

She hissed, turned and walked away.I kept standing where she left me like a log of wood until Chris came over to meet me and just as he was about to ask how I fared, I walked away too and left him there.

I was devastated. I wasn't pained much because she called me a fool but how she knew I was wearing obinna's suit. On getting to the hostel I found out that Maryam was Obinna's elder sister and the suit was actually a gift from her to Obinna on his last birthday.Ohhhh, how worse could it get?

From there, I promised myself to stay away from Ladies and their likes, I even concluded I was going to the seminary after university.[/b]


Thank you all for taking your time to read....
I didn't envisage such a huge crowd that's why I didn't even mind to update earlier... I render my unreserved apology for that.
You can also visit my blog once in a while: www.ogabenji..com

Capableben:
Not really...

Capableben:
Truly, the heat is too much but we re used to it sha.
I'm from the SE

Tallestniqqa:
Wanted us to explore nairaland

Capableben:
Yea... An amateur blogger tho. www.ogabenji..com

Capableben:
I have concluded the story, go to page 7. Beautiful blog you have there BTW

Capableben:
Lalasticlala.... I hail ooo

Capableben:
How on earth did you know sir Are you a sorcerer?

Capableben:
8: FINISHING


[b]"Yes what's the matter?", she asked.
On hearing that mellifluous voice of hers, my brain formated. I forgot all that Chris taught me that moment; lost in thoughts I kept staring at the sky and scratching my head.

"What's it ?" She asked again and then I forced myself to say something, "ehm, actually, I came to ask if you had any engineering maths problem you would like me to help you solve. Solving maths is my hobby and I know you are an engineering student."
"Well, I don't have any problem in maths, thank you, bye", she replied and was about to walk away, but I knew my mission would be a failed one if I let her go like that.
"Ehm, actually, I came with a message from my brother standing over there", I said while pointing at Chris who was waiting under the mango tree. "He asked me to tell you that I love you and would like to be your friend"

She kept mute for a while and looked me from the feet to the upper body region, she particularly gave my suit a keen look and finally replied," go tell him i said you are a fool, okay? And when you get back to the hostel, don't forget to return obinna's suit"

She hissed, turned and walked away.I kept standing where she left me like a log of wood until Chris came over to meet me and just as he was about to ask how I fared, I walked away too and left him there.

I was devastated. I wasn't pained much because she called me a fool but how she knew I was wearing obinna's suit. On getting to the hostel I found out that Maryam was Obinna's elder sister and the suit was actually a gift from her to Obinna on his last birthday.Ohhhh, how worse could it get?

From there, I promised myself to stay away from Ladies and their likes, I even concluded I was going to the seminary after university.[/b]


Thank you all for taking your time to read....
I didn't envisage such a huge crowd that's why I didn't even mind to update earlier... I render my unreserved apology for that.
You can also visit my blog once in a while: www.ogabenji..com

Capableben:
hahahaha, are you a rapper?

Billiondoe:
Thanks G. I get that everyday. It's not my real name but you can call me that.

darkenedrebel:
Very hilarious piece!
But why would a guy need to borrow a suit just to approach a girl?
How many Nigerian students even wear suits on regular days on campus?

That part was either a lie or OP is one very weird fellow. Whichever it is, it sure did make me laugh my heart out.

SANDOSKI:
Ahhhha.... Sorry Oga.... Oya no vex make I change am for you..

Capableben:
I don finish am. E dey page 7